Goats are everywhere: Singing the national anthem, stampeding across the Internet, and now they’re covering the theme song to Jurassic Park, the greatest summer blockbuster of all time (I am prepared to fight for this claim).
The video (via UpRoxx) is simply more evidence for what I’ve suspected for years: Famously bearded composer John Williams is actually a goat. THE REPTILIANS ARE JUST A FRONT, WAKE UP AND SMELL THE TRUTH, SHEEPLE.
