The latest twist in the long, winding saga of Duke University and its sexual mores: A porn CEO has outed the freshman who originally connected the dots re: the “Duke porn star,” claiming suggesting he’s a subscriber to FacialAbuse.com.
This calls the student’s judgement into serious question, because who still pays for pornography in this day and age? Don’t kids learn anything about money management anymore?
Creative Loafing Tampa reports that Mike Kulich, the CEO of Monarchy Distribution, has written an open letter to Thomas Bagley, the Duke freshman who originally ratted on his classmate to a frat he was rushing. It starts:
First off, I would like to thank you for being such a fan of our business. For someone who subscribes to a site like Facial Abuse I want to commend you for spending the $200 a week your parents send you every week for living expenses wisely. Facial Abuse is a great site! There is nothing like watching a new girl getting a huge cock viciously rammed down her throat. I like your taste!
Kulich—who previously offered Amanda Knox $20,000 to appear in one of his company’s flicks, so don’t get the idea he’s some paragon of chivalry—proceeds to offer Bagley $10,000 to appear in a Facial Abuse scene with the actress of his choice. He concludes by saying that he’ll throw in an extra grand for every inch of Bagley’s wang over four: “Get your tiny pecker out here and become the next Ron Jeremy kiddo!”