Princeton Alums, State Dept. Staffer Run Revolting Sex Contest

Take a US Foreign Service member, his two buddies from Princeton, a yacht, and a contest to have sex with the most women. The result: the most sexist, racist, and frankly disturbing email chain we’ve read in a long time.

A tipster sent us the exchange below, between 2005 Princeton alum and current State Dept. employee (our source says he’s a Foreign Service Officer at the US Embassy in London) Robert Huber (center), and his college friends Adam Wible (left) and Ian McHenry (right). According to our source, the exchange describes “a contest they are having where they’re trying to sleep with as many women as possible.” We’ve left the men’s names but redacted those of the women they say they “got” and/or “dogged.”

On Tue, Aug 31, 2010 at 4:00 PM, Robert Huber ‘05 [email redacted] wrote:

And so it begins. This is why I’m going to be out of the contest in a year’s time.

[xxxx — all names except those of Huber, McHenry, and Wible have been redacted], who I got to get again the other night, complained of feeling like Mrs. Robinson, but I’ll tell her that you guys have done much worse. I’m sure that will make her feel better.

It’s all repeats for me these days. I’m getting to get five times a week or so, but no new cow. Two potentials in the pipeline but they won’t be easy. Basically, I’m destined to drop into a distant third…

On Wed, Sep 1, 2010 at 10:28 AM, Ian McHenry [email redacted] wrote:

30. [xxxx]

Fijian, not hot, but it’s a Tuesday – what are you going to do? Made her come for only the second time in her life, using Rob’s dirty dog down under trick. Almost vommed the next morning thinking about getting her.

On Sep 25, 2010, at 10:31, Ian McHenry [email redacted] wrote:

31. [xxxx]

Japanese. Got her on the couch of the common room while Adam was getting…

26. [xxxx]

Tiny little thing. Kept yelling “so good” as Adam gave it to her. I was good for her 4 times before it was good for Adam.

You have a happy birthday, buddy?

On Sat, Sep 25, 2010 at 2:14 AM, Adam Wible wrote:

Tiny body. Huge…dental issues

On Sep 25, 2010, at 3:26 PM, Robert Huber wrote:

26. [xxxx]
Singaporean diplomat, tight Asian body, mediocre face. told her it was my birthday, got a birthday kiss, went back to her place, got to get her tiny little pussy, then rushed home first thing this morning to start washing my sheets/towels pending the arrival of…
(Potential #27): [xxxx]. Tiny little Cuban thing. Gap between her front teeth. Tight body. Someone told me she feels “so good!” in 30 seconds. [xxxx] fucked her…

On 9/26/10, Ian McHenry wrote:

32. [xxxx]***

a top 3. 19 year old half-Malaysian/white. Most perfect lower body ever. Adam took one for the team by going for her Peruvian friend early, who subsequently freaked the fuck out when I took her friend back to the apartment.

And now we’re in Patong.

On Sep 26, 2010, at 7:38 PM, Robert Huber wrote:

So you left with the Malaysian chick and Adam had to calm down the Peruvian chick? I take it that means he didn’t get to get her? That’s taking one for the team, indeed.

I didn’t get to get [xxxx], as she fed me some line about “moral compass” as I tried to ram it in her. How is sex immoral? Anyway, I see her again on Thursday night, so hopefully I’ll be able to stick it in her then. I give myself a 60% shot, given that she knows this will be her last chance for a while…

On Sun, Sep 26, 2010 at 2:01 PM, Ian McHenry wrote:

Just tell her she threw the compass out the window by trying to get at you when she came to visit me, so might as well make the most of it. I got her on time number three so you’re probably good next time.

On Oct 1, 2010, at 22:44, Robert Huber wrote:

here are your two previous entries, which were on another email chain:

27 [xxxx], rusky
33 [xxxx], rusky

and i have one of my own:

27 [xxxx]
I got her with an extra-thick cizzle to avoid any infections that she might have received from Ian. She comes faster than a 13 year old boy.

On Oct 2, 2010, at 0:51, Ian McHenry wrote:

And she uses the same metaphor to describe the speed of her coming with everyone who dogs her.

On Fri, Oct 8, 2010 at 4:31 PM, Ian McHenry wrote:

34. [xxxx]

Brit steel trader. Perfect execution on Adams part to get two girls back to our two separate bungalows he negotiated as part of our dive package. Third time a girl has said “I needed that” after getting got. Adams girl freaked out again and went home.

Addendum to 31. She refused to take off her high heels even as I dogged her on the couch. Classy Jap.

On Oct 8, 2010, at 22:48, Robert Huber wrote:

haha. excellent. but why do adam’s girls keep freaking out? adam, are you trying to coax them into bed by showing them your lists website?

was #34 hot? i got to get [xxxx] last night, but i’ve grown tired of her. tonight i’m going out with my russian-american chick… that would be #28 if i could pull it off, but it’s not looking good. she’s too conservative, might even still be in possession of her v card.

On Oct 8, 2010, at 23:06, Adam Wible wrote:

Dunno why

On Mon, Oct 11, 2010 at 6:53 AM, Ian McHenry wrote:

Sinus infections from diving have set our pace back, despite having returned to Patong. Just took a walk down memory lane counting back 3 months to see which girls lie within the unreadable window for the negative HIV test I just got. Much lower risk profile than the 3 months prior. What a good Q3! Who said this list would not have some useful application besides blackmailing Rob when he attempts to run for public office.

On Oct 11, 2010, at 13:02, Robert Huber wrote:

yeah, it’s nice to have records— but i do that on my list website anyhow. i didn’t get to put it in russian chick on friday night, but it’s just a matter of time. she’s super hot, too, so this will be a good one— maybe top five.

adam, yesterday i met up with [xxxx] (again) and she was drunk and super-flirty, but i just couldn’t make the move. it’s one thing to dog ian’s former girls, but i have to draw the line somewhere…

On Mon, Oct 11, 2010 at 7:36 AM, Adam Wible wrote:

Feel free to go after [xxxx], she wasn’t anything amazing but small with big tits (possibly fake)

On Mon, Oct 11, 2010 at 9:47 PM, Robert Huber wrote:

big tits— interesting, didn’t see that coming. the only reason i’m even considering it is because i need to do something to keep my numbers up. sadly, not all of us can slog tiny japanese girls. ok, fine, all of us can, but you have more variety.

On Sat, Oct 16, 2010 at 9:27 AM, Robert Huber wrote:

28. [xxxx], Ruski-American, C cup tits, long blonde hair, tight body. easy top five. already planning my exit strategy.

On Nov 6, 2010, at 17:42, Robert Huber wrote:

Adam’s last entry:

28. Filthy Finnish fatty

my new entry:

29. [xxxx]

I’ve had better.

On Nov 18, 2010, at 15:58, Adam Wible wrote:

Not a whole lot of gratitude there buddy! Sorry for saddling you with a horrendous piece of ass. Too bad you had a gun to your head!

29 [xxxx]. Some kind of reggaeton/ballet dancer, on her way to train people in Brazil. Flattish, tight tight ass, great attitude. Agreed to go on the boat, spontaneously, at 2am, at which point she clearly waived all right of refusal. Was an experienced sailor and a great girl, but Ian and I drank so much rum that we spent the following day sailing them around, trying not to vom, and counting down the minutes. Weathered and unshaved.

30 [xxxx]. 33, german Bulgarian purveyor of industrial pumps.
Large nice boobs, which she was happy to flap around for Ian on deck in the morning. Tight body, chernobyl’d face, and a fresh Brazilian.

For Ian, 35 [xxxx]. German Chinese, and Ian doesn’t know anything else about her, other than “she tasted my chicken meatballs, and then tasted my chicken & meatballs”. He was in v berth, I was in starboard quarterberth, first doble for the Air Gadis.

On Thu, Nov 18, 2010 at 9:10 AM, Adam Wible wrote:

Fat fingered accidental send.

On Nov 18, 2010, at 17:12, Robert Huber wrote:

gratitude for setting me up with [xxxx]? nah, it was my choice anyway. have to do something to keep my numbers up! besides, new ass is always entertaining, at least the first time. and she does have a pretty good body.

also noting that i’ve now stuck it in one hole that each of you guys has stuck it into ([xxxx] of the kings and unshaved [xxxx]).

ian’s girl was named [xxxx]? so did your girls know each other or did you lure them onto the boat independently?

On Nov 18, 2010, at 18:47, Adam Wible wrote:

Woah [xxxx] wasn’t unshaved for me! Tough luck. Just joshin you. We found our girls together, walking around the food market.

On Sun, Nov 28, 2010 at 5:14 AM, Ian McHenry wrote:

36 [xxxx], German. Fucked her on the fore deck of Dennis’s, 60 year old Brit rager, yacht. Then fucked her in the cockpit. Pictures may have been taken by onlookers. High fives were definitely given. Yeah buddy!

37. Ya. Top 5. Adam is still reeling that I got to get this Thai girl.
Small but not munchkin small. Perfect handful tear drop titties and handful ass. Well worth the epic motorbike tour de Phuket she took me on.

Addendum to #35. Now [xxxx] not like the search engine. We met back up with them in Phi Phi and sailed them back to Phuket. While Adam was reeling from dysentery asleep in the cockpit, [xxxx] was giving me a blowie on the bow as
I looked out for crab pots. I call it The Capitan.

For Adam, 31. [xxxx]. Caddy manager. Looked like a tikki goddess – dark, hard, big boobs out of nowhere. Followed Adam a half hour on her motorbike to our yacht, got got, then got to getting first thing in the morning to make the first tee off. Fore!

On Dec 6, 2010, at 9:05, Robert Huber wrote:

30. [xxxx]. Adam, you met her at that bar just south of Old Street last November. i work with her. most likely i’ve just gotten myself into something terrible. the upside is that she’s smoking hot, so i’ll enjoy it until our certain awkward parting. photo attached.

On Wed, Dec 8, 2010 at 10:25 AM, Ian McHenry wrote:

Eh. I’ve had better. She’s a little…ethnic, wouldn’t you say?

From: Robert Huber
Date: Wed, Dec 8, 2010 at 11:06 AM
Subject: Re: The List
To: Ian McHenry
Cc: Adam Wible

hot, tight little disease-free body. and without the usual indian tummy.

You can really take your pick as to what’s most disturbing here: the racial epithets, the rapey sentiments (“she clearly waived all right of refusal”), the objectification, the constant references to “keeping one’s numbers up,” or the fact that Huber is, in our source’s words, “representing American interests abroad.” If, after reading their emails, you desire to learn more about these men, you can check out Wible and McHenry’s blog, where they chronicle their yachting adventures but not their sexual ones (McHenry also has a very clean Twitter feed, though an old account attributed to Adam Wible may show his charming use of the verb “to get” going back to 2007). A guest post by Wible’s dad says, “Describing Adam and Ian as ‘intense’ will surprise no one who really knows them.” We guess that’s one way to put it.

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