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Best Comment Of The Day, in response to “One Big Warm Hug You Can Wear”: “That’s it: I’m inventing the Womby. It’s just a giant womb filled with amniotic fluid because, clearly, people are regressing in such a way that this is the next logical step and I want to get in on the ground floor.” • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Diagnosis: Mayer:
Patient: John Mayer.
Symptoms: Writes cheesy songs; brain and mouth are not on speaking terms.
Side effects: Mainly suffered by others; massive concussions due all the headdesk sounds he provokes.
Diagnosis: Terminal dumbassery.
Treatment: Dumbassery in terminal stage is untreatable; isolation is recommended.
• Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Diagnosis: Mayer:
Ooh, dbag madlibs!
“I’m trying to (verb, preposition) (lofty concept), to see it as a (adjective) (noun) where I can move to any point in (lofty concept) and change the way I (verb) (lofty noun).”
“I’m trying to riot against space, to see it as a purple vortex where I can move to any point in my being and change the way I digest life.”
See, I’m quirky and clever and introspective (and stoned), too.
• Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Feeling Dainty? You Must Be Giving Head: “Fatal Error 404: Orgasm not found.”
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