Alex attributes her new-found popularity last season to finally speaking her mind, and now that she’s grown a drooping pair of balls it seems like she’s going to shove them in everybody’s face, most notably Jill. The Countess, Sonja and Kellyland all took a backseat this week to make room for not only the Jill/Ramona/Alex Hamptons drama but also the new girl, Cindy. She’s like the edge-y feminist-y one with her vagina-centric business and IVF babies, saying she’s “living proof that a woman can have it all without the husband.” Actually, I think the sentiment is very nice and a welcomed relief from some of the more traditional gender roles we see in other cities of the franchise like Orange County and New Jersey. (Although I guess Cindy does have one thing in common with a New Jersey Housewife: a bald pussy.) But seriously, I know that the other girls meant it as a compliment or as a way to say that she’s “funky” when they called Cindy “downtown,” but considering her Completely Bare spas, all I could think of was her crotch. (I’m talking downtown.)