Relive The Royal Wedding With Horribly Disfigured Pippa & Kate Middleton Dolls


Finally, little girls can imagine that their sister is marrying into a wealthy family of meaningless figureheads with the new $49.95 Pippa Middleton fashion doll. Herobuilders also sells a Kate Middleton doll for the same price, though it’s actually just a Pippa doll in a generic gown. We recommend you invest $189.95 in the deluxe Kate doll instead. The “handmade replica of her wedding dress” looks like it was stitched together out of a dinner napkin, but at least it covers up the bulky elbow joints and nipply G.I. Joe torso.

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