Sanders: Trump Must Have a 'Very Unusual Relationship with Women' If He Doesn't Know They Pee 


Earlier this week, presidential candidate and malevolent Cracker Jack Donald Trump was confronted with the upsetting reality that Hillary Clinton pees, something he found too gross to discuss: “It’s too disgusting. Don’t say it, it’s disgusting.” Bernie Sanders has more upsetting revelations for the Donald.

Buzzfeed News reports that Sanders read Trump’s “It’s too disgusting” speech aloud to a group of students during a speech at Iowa Western Community College, adding that Trump “has discovered that women go to the bathroom and it’s very upsetting for him.” Sanders added, deadpan, “This is a guy who wants to be president of the United States. He must have a very unusual relationship with women.”

He also noted that he’d also used the bathroom during the debate, something Trump evidently found less disturbing:

According to the Washington Post, Sanders also referred to Trump as a “coward billionaire.”

Truly: this is the election season the American public deserves.

Here’s the full Sanders rally, complete with potty jokes at 16:11, and, in the midst of a discussion about reforming the criminal justice system, an admission from Sanders that he’s only smoked pot twice, “many years ago.” He added, “I nearly coughed myself to death. I understand other people have had different experiences.”

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