Soccer Team Wants Only Female Flight Attendants, Because Ladies Are Way Less Annoying

If you’re a soccer (ugh, fine, football) fan, you’d be hard pressed to find a team bigger or more superstarry than FC Barcelona. But with great fame and power comes great ass ache, as Lionel Messi and his teammates can’t seem to go anywhere without getting hounded for autographs and pictures. That’s why they’ve asked their official airline to staff their official team flights with only female attendants — they’re much less likely to be star struck autograph hounds than their male counterparts.