There will be tears. There will be “food.” But most important, there will be understanding and positivity—nice things we could all use in measured doses.
To answer your hashtag, Jonathan, I cannot!
I was initially resistant to the Fab Five’s charms, even more so after hearing that everyone I knew who had watched it cried. But after blowing through three episodes in one sitting, and finding that my eyes had suddenly sprung a leak, I came around. Tan! Karamo! Bobby! Sweet Jonathan! Antoni….! I’m happy to have you back. With this news in mind, I have a few questions:
- What foods will Antoni cook that are not grilled cheese and grapefruit with avocado?
- Has he considered a nice Bolognese?
- What about a roast chicken?
- Maybe a good dip?
- A slice and bake cookie, maybe?
- Will Tan dress a man in a short sleeved shirt, but buttoned instead of left open?
- Can Jonathan have his own episode?
- Will Karamo do more than just provide gentle advice and listen?
- Can Antoni cook?
- Even if the answer to the previous question is “yes,” do you have proof?