The next Bachelor is a big blonde baby named Colton Underwood who’s also a largely unremarkable 26-year-old virgin and former football player. His v-card status is already driving his upcoming season’s storyline, as it has been known to do in past Bachelor seasons, with a slight distinction: he’s not waiting for marriage to lose his virginity and he’s not a born-again virgin, like the only other Bachelor to boast of the title. Basically, Underwood could and might do the deed on TV.