“Lay off the booze” is a great old-timey phrase that doesn’t get used enough, but Ellen Pompeo is very Out Here these days (RuPaul’s Drag Race judge? Hellurrr!). Us Weekly is extremely careful to note that when Ellen quote-tweeted the Kathie Lee and Hoda Twitter account for what she seemed to think misrepresented her Patrick Dempsey statements, it was “hours before” Kathie Lee announced her departure from Today. Ellen only punches up, OK? Never down.
Speaking of down, though, hold my wine: Today as an institution is going through the first stage of grief, which is screaming “ICON! ICON!” through tears. On Wednesday morning’s episode, Hoda gave her retirement props, noting rightly that mad people have grown up watching Kathie Lee and experienced her life alongside her. “Full circle life,” she said, sniffling. The Today staff was “sobbing,” according to People, because she is a “legend” who is leaving to produce religious movies and music (DEEP sob). Everyone can take solace in the fact that Kathie Lee is fucking PSYCHED to be a senior citizen and, accordingly, get discounts for shit in the mail. Respect!