That Time Melissa Joan Hart Did Ecstasy and Visited the Playboy Mansion

Everybody remembers Melissa Joan Hart and her days as a teenage witch on television. BUT! Did you also know that Melissa Joan Hart used to be a young person who did things that young people with lots of cash-money like to do, namely, do drugs and attend a sweet house party? It’s true! Melissa Joan Hart, like most celebrities, is a normal person with normal person stories about taking ecstasy and attending a party at the Playboy Mansion in 1999 during America’s High Decadence period under President Clinton.

If you tune in for a very special and completely informative interview on E! tomorrow at 10 pm, you’ll see Giuliana Rancic learning all of Melissa Joan Hart’s secrets from a time when she was a relevant celebrity and not someone who remains famous only in the abstract thanks to the collective memory of millennial television viewers. It should be a fun way to unwind from work, trebly so if you’ve already shot your House of Cards wad and are groping through PBS documentaries about African wildcats in the afterglow of a weekend Netflix binge.