Don’t you hate how condoms are so damn cheap? Luckily the brand Naked has developed a more expensive rubber for dudes to ejaculate in and throw out. $56 buys you a 12-pack of the luxury condoms, which feature thinner and softer latex than regular “ultra thin” condoms, hypoallergenic lubrication, and an easy-tear wrapper with six layers of foil. Plus, it comes in three sizes: Standard, large and extra-large. Everyone knows rich men never have small dicks!