The Government Shutdown Is Crapping All Over Adorable Animals, Too
LatestWhen measuring the true dimensions of the current GOP’s monstrousness, we can’t just consider how House Republicans’ tantrum-throwing government shutdown affects the human Americans standing in line at the passport agency, staring hopelessly into a faded travel poster for Jamaica. Who cares about people, really? Certainly not House Republicans. It isn’t until we see Republicans ignore the plaintive, saucer eyes of a puppy trapped in a puppy mill because the government shutdown has cut funding to the U.S. Department of Agriculture that we truly see that the current class of GOP lawmakers is mostly comprised of literal, wearing-human-suits monsters, possibly of the lizard-person variety.
A government shutdown means less resources for ensuring standards for animal welfare are being met across the country. It’s a bummer, even more so because animals don’t know what the fuck is going on. At least we can all go on Twitter and be like, “Government shutdown is making me simmer with rage #aneurysm #nohealthcoverage.” For many of the less articulate residents of America’s hollows, dales, lakes, creeks, and farms, this week was the first moment in an unspecified number of moon-cycles during which life will be inexplicably more difficult. Thanks to an initial rundown from the Humane Society Legislative Fund’s website, we can get a hazy idea about which animals are lowest on the list of federal priorities and may, as a result, experience some unpleasantness during the government shutdown.
Animals at puppy mills, research facilities, and roadside zoos
In other words, creatures like this poor guy. It falls to the U.S. Department of Agriculture to ensure that research facilities, commercial dog breeders, and dealers/exhibitors of exotic animals are meeting minimum standards of care and treatment for their animals. The USDA’s purview, however, encompasses more than 12,000 sites, and a lack of federal funding due to a government shutdown means that there’s no fucking way USDA authorities can inspect puppy mills, roadside animal prisons, and labs to ensure compliance with care and treatment standards. The agency’s Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service issued a statement on Oct. 1 saying, dismally, that “facility inspections and complaint investigations related to the Animal Welfare Act” wouldn’t continue during the funding lapse. It’s like a feature-length Sarah McLachlan PSA directed by Steven Spielberg.
Maybe good news for coyotes?
The HSLF’s site speculates that some activities of the Wildlife Services program, i.e. controlled removal (by killing) of predatory animals like wolves or coyotes from private or public lands, may stop during the government shutdown. Then again, they might not.