The Night Belongs to Ke$ha By Katie J.M. Baker | March 1, 2013 | 11:30pm Latest Copy to clipboard × Copy Link Facebook Reddit Bluesky Email ! How do you think Ke$ha is celebrating her birthday tonight? My bet is with copious amounts of drugs and glitter. Have a good weekend, and remember that Mercury is in retrograde — which is the best excuse for everything bad that happens, ever. Most Popular Inside the Mind of the Influencer Who Thinks You Should Be Rude to Waitstaff Kristi Noem Accidentally Low-Key Suggested That Trump Might Be to Blame for Deadly Texas Flooding So...Anne Hathaway's Next Movie Sounds Insane More from JezebelKristi Noem Fucked Up FEMA's Response to Texas FloodsWill Poulter Is Being Criminally Underused on 'The Bear'In Defense of Hugh Grant Falling Asleep at Wimbledon Join the discussion... GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth. Sign Up Leave this field empty if you're human: