The Pyramid Collection catalog promises “myth, magick, fantasy and romance.” And it delivers: Vampires, faeries, Regency-era heroines — the gang’s all here!
What’s awesome about this doormat is not that it reads, “Vampires Welcome.” It’s that it actually reads, “Tall, Dark & Handsome Vampires Welcome.” Guess what? You’re not invited, Mr. Paley McSparkleFace.
For some reason when I was 14 or 15 I decided that the Raven was my totem animal. It had something to do with reading Edgar Allan Poe, living near Edgar Allan Poe Street, going to the desert for the first time, and the movie The Crow. Anywhoozle: I love the “Raven Lunatic” shirt here, as well as the “Midnight Garden” dress, which comes in “goddess sizes,” aka plus sizes. The “black widow” shoes with cobweb detailing are not for me, but I applaud the lady who can pull them off.
It’s kind of weird how everything in this catalog is gauzy and wispy and romantic or gothy and steampunky and fantastical… And then there are the “Starlighter” shoes, which seem designed for pole dancers.
The “screw-up fairy” visits my apartment at least four times a day. That bitch is mean-spirited.
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