In a new TikTok video posted on Saturday, the Honey House, a.k.a., @honeyhouse, announced nine new genders—coming soon to a state government-operated gender retrieval hole near you.
After reviewing the clip a few times, a lot remains unclear about the new gender expansion pack, including the release date, but here’s everything we could figure out about the nine new gender models, starting with……
1. Sam
- films workouts for YouTube channel
- comes with accessory (camera team to shoot workouts)
2. Nick
- works for bigtime agency
- always talking to brands
- always helping brands with marketing
3. Bea
- mindset and meditation coach
- always leading guided meditations on computer
4. Erin
- e-comm wizard
- consults and advises brands
- always sitting at computer
- always crushing it
5. Jared
- fitness trainer/actor hybrid gender
- always reading sides
- unless eating
- model shown in video capable of reading sides and eating at same time
- unclear if final
6. Nick
- mindset and motivation coach
- always firing people up on the phone
7. Evan
- model/fitness trainer hybrid gender
- always doing photo shoot
- unless working out
- incapable of doing photo shoot and working out at same time
- might die if attempted
8. Dina
- model/fitness trainer hybrid gender
- always doing photoshoot
- unless working out
- incapable of doing photoshoot and working out at same time
- might die if attempted
- unclear at press time how Dina and Evan are different genders
- Dina might simply be Evan palette swap (or vice-versa)
9. J.T.
- TBD
- unclear at press time
- guess we won’t know till J.T. drops
Watch the full teaser below, and stay tuned for future @honeyhouse drop deets right here at your fave gender updates blog, jezebel dot cromb.
https://www.tiktok.com/@southernbelleinsults/video/6868810316076092677
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