Today in Surrealist Yelp Reviews

By C.A. Pinkham | December 13, 2014 | 3:25am

In Depth

…we bring you this example of the magic of ice cream trucks from Taco Santo in Brooklyn.

Seriously, though, Ross, one star? Kind of a dick move. In the words of one imgur commenter, “Fuck you Ross, where’s your sense of adventure?”

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