As far as we can tell, “Running Russell Simmons” involves his being surrounded by competent women who do stuff for him. Which explains some of the premiere party — if not the presence of Al Sharpton and Spitzer-friend Ashley Dupre…
This whole loose, cropped skinny jeans thing, as modeled by Linda Vojtova, is popular amongst teenage boys in my neighborhood. And that’s all we’ll say about that.
Do you think sometimes Jackson Pollock looks down, sees all the “retro-modern” prints he inspired (as sported by Paige Butcher), gets drunk and shouts some unintelligible obscenities? (Okay, War Games also played a role here.)
Knight’s helmet? Grecian vase? Paper doll outfit? Christina Paljusaj‘s frock is the Rorshach blot of dresses.
Simone Reyes, meanwhile, just turns her entire torso into an unambiguous frowny-face emoticon.