We Might Be Watching Kristen Wiig's Last Season On SNL

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Is this Kirsten Wiig‘s last season on Saturday Night Live? Maybe! Her film career is calling. She’ll star in a flick called Imogene, in which “a playwright stages a suicide in an attempt to win back her ex, only to wind up in the custody of her gambling-addict mother.” Plus, she’s in Friends With Kids alongside Maya Rudolph and Jon Hamm. And since a little thing called Bridesmaids was a hit… Right. As an aside, why did the dudes in A Night At The Roxbury get a movie and not Terrrget Lady, Aunt Linda, or Penelope? [Showbiz 411]
Speaking of SNL: Eddie Murphy might appear on the show for the first time since 1984. Time to throw a celebrity hot tub party! [Page Six]

Coming to a TV near you: Fame Monster: The Lady Gaga Story. Who do you think should play Stefani Germanotta as she turns into a Mother Monster? Lea Michele might do a good job. But then again, this is a movie for Lifetime, the network for women, and they’ll probably pick an unknown (cheap) actress. [Billboard]

Well, this is surprising: Hugh Hefner said something that makes sense. When he found out about The Playboy Club getting canceled, Hef tweeted: ” It should have been on cable.” He’s right. [OMG!]

You saw this coming: Johnny Depp has apologized for saying that doing a photo shoot “feels like you’re being raped somehow.” Depp sent a message to RAINN, which said: “I am truly sorry for offending anyone in any way. I never meant to. It was a poor choice of words on my part in an effort to explain a feeling. I understand there is no comparison and I am very regretful. In an effort to correct my lack of judgment, please accept my heartfelt apology.” [Fox News]

From Adele‘s blog: “Guys, im heartbroken and worried to tell you that yet again im experiencing problems with my voice. its ridiculous i know! i cant believe it myself… I have a hemorrhage again and it is paramount that I rest and therefore wont be able to come and do these already rescheduled U.S shows which are due to start this friday in atlantic city… I simply hate letting you down… Please have faith in me that this is the only thing I can do to make sure I can always sing and always make music for you to the best of my ability. Truly yours and yours only forever, Adele xx.” [Adele.tv]

  • Dexter‘s future is in jeopardy: Salary negotiations between Michael C. Hall and Showtime are not going well. At all. Tune in tomorrow to read all about how Showtime’s dismembered body was stuffed inside of a plastic bag. [Deadline]
  • They’ve been married for about a month, but Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries have renewed their vows. [E!]
  • Kim has also pledged to love, honor and cherish a new white Ferrari. [x17]
  • Unsolicited Uterus Update: “Jessica Simpson Is Definitely Pregnant And Eating For Two!” [Life & Style]
  • Scarlett Johansson wants Manhattan Borough President Scott Stringer to be the next Mayor Of New York. [Gatecrasher]
  • George Clooney will be in New York tonight, at the Ziegfeld. Repeat: The Cloons will be on 54th street tonight. Arrange your evening accordingly. [Page Six]
  • Because a woman’s body is everyone’s business, the Daily Fail wants you to know that Demi Moore‘s weight is “plummeting” in the wake of Ashton’s cheating rumors. [Daily Mail]
  • Breaking: Deena from Jersey Shore caused a scene in a club. Also: The sky is blue. [TMZ]
  • Like a scene from an adorable gay romcom, Rosie O’Donnell met her new girlfriend at Starbucks. “She didn’t look like any lesbian I’d ever met.” [People]
  • Bethenny Frankel is on the Forbes list of Entertainment’s Highest-Earning Women. Skinny sells. [E!]
  • Tom Cruise was the embarrassing guy on the dance floor at a wedding over the weekend. [Page Six]
  • Ooh, Joel and Ethan Coen have sold an hour-long comedy to Fox. [Reuters]
  • Here is a long piece about how Axl Rose has gained weight. The thing is, he’s been walking the streets at night. Just trying to get it right. He needs you. [Daily Mail]
  • After touring Cairo’s Tahrir Square last week, Sean Penn is now in Libya. he says he admires “the courage to say we want freedom. It’s an extraordinary thing.” [CBS News]
  • “I feel phenomenal.” — T.I. is psyched to be out of jail. [Us]
  • “[Therapy] has been such a great tool, and my therapist told me that I passed with flying colors, but we’ll see how things go. I still do get terribly nervous, and that’s partly due to the fact I think too much and overanalyze things. I’ll start worrying about my parents or my dog, and I’ll picture him opening the window of my apartment and falling out, even though I can’t get that thing open myself.” — Amanda Seyfried has panic attacks. [Glamour UK via Us]
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