Westboro Church Will Picket 'Ivy League Whorehouse' Vassar College

By Katie J.M. Baker  |  February 13, 2013 | 12:45am
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According to Westboro Church, God hates liberal art undergraduates; the hate-worshipping group is planning to picket Vassar “for following the satanic Zeitgeist by professing the soul-damning lie that it is ‘OK to be gay.'”

According to a press release, WBC will “kindly warn everyone affiliated with Vassar College that the Lord that destroyed those ancient cities on the plain yet reigns. Repent or Perish! [sic]” Given that a Vassar grad friend of mine once constructed an art exhibition out of nail clippings she saved up for months, I’m very excited to see how the students of this “filthy institution” creatively respond to being called “champions of whoredom.” (Also, congrats!)

Alternate theory: since Vassar is not actually in the Ivy League, this story was planted.

 
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