What His Old Toys Say About Him
LatestYourTango has a really dumb story called “What A Woman’s Stuffed Animals Say About Her.” If you have a teddy bear in your apartment, you’re down-to-earth! Got lots of dolls? You’re a freak! But what does his nostalgic stuff say?
Here’s our take on what the old toys he keeps around say about his dating habits:
Old Sports Trophies
He’s competitive, and may high-five you or slap your ass after sex. Warning: He’s got a tendency towards premature ejaculation, since he peaked early; his glory days may be behind him.
Blankie or Well-Loved Stuffed Animal:
Softie! Possibly a mama’s boy. Generous in bed; likes to cuddle. Warning: Might be clingy.