No, nobody aged really rapidly into a skeleton with Christopher Lloyd hair, but we the people came away almost as shocked from viewing the sartorial monstrosities on parade:
Did Katie Cassidy agree to wear the losing garment from a Project Runway challenge in which the contestants were limited to the contents of a casket factory? Because otherwise I’m confused.
Looking for something anodyne to say about Hayley Williams‘ frock, and think I’ll go with “beribboned.”
This also applies to Dania Ramirez, although “Barbie-esque” also works.
Do the head mice at Disney know about Demi Lovato‘s Showgirls-lite costume?