

The American reboot of the hit U.K. television show Love Island, which, from what I can tell, is a messier and more spray tanned version of Bachelor in Paradise, premieres Tuesday, July 9 on CBS. In honor of the momentous occasion, CBS has shared a sneak peak of what the villa will look like for the sexy singles looking for lust, love, or something in between. I find the decor to be a teen dream set in 1986, but if I’m feeling the person I’m with, I’d probably be fine with fucking there. The question is: would you?

What you see before you is “the hideaway,” a private room where lucky couples could get some one-on-one time. Would you participate in intercourse there? I’d have to remove the pink faux fur throw, and anything with human anatomy (the eye pillow, the lip art, the face vase), but I can’t imagine this is an easy place to get in the mood.