Kevin Durant Is the Only Athlete Doing the Olympics Right
The 14-time All-Star and two-time champion led Team USA to their first win in particularly dominant fashion on Sunday—and spent Monday celebrating by trolling random Twitter users.
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It’s often said that we will never have another LeBron James, who, at 40 years old, has been dominating the NBA for nearly two decades and shows no sign of slowing down. But we will also never have another Kevin Durant, who, at 35 years old, is one of the world’s most effective scorers and, perhaps more importantly, one of the world’s pettiest and most prolific posters.
On Sunday, Durant led Team USA to victory in their first game against Serbia. (Next, they’ll play South Sudan on Wednesday.) And, on the heels of his magnificent, 23-point performance, he celebrated on Monday by trolling random Twitter users. As a friendly little reminder, the Summer Olympics assemble all the world’s greatest athletes in one place and they only happen once every four years. When these athletes aren’t competing, they’re often participating in an inspiring global exchange, taking in the local cultural attractions, partying, and certainly fucking (a lot!).
But not Kevin.
On Monday afternoon, Durant replied to a Twitter user who called out the NBA for not imposing FIBA rules, “I swear yall just be yappin. What rules u wanna see man?” He went back and forth with this one Twitter user for the better part of the morning—eastern time, that is, so late afternoon in Paris. He accused other Twitter users of not comprehending the rules and basic mechanics of the game or, in other words, knowing only of “Random basketball!! U not comprehending what I’m saying.” In a since-deleted tweet, he told another user arguing with him about basketball, “I hate u lames.” I respect his decision to delete it, but I disagree with this decision—the randos who think they know basketball better than one of the greatest players of all time are, indeed, “lames,” and they deserve to be told as much!