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Sorry, Your Cat Might Consume Your Corpse When You Die AloneBy Megan ReynoldsJanuary 15, 2020 | 4:30pm -
Tom, What Did You Hear?By Ashley ReeseJanuary 15, 2020 | 4:00pm -
Megxit Twist! Meghan Markle's Dad Will Testify Against Her in Tabloid LawsuitBy Joan SummersJanuary 15, 2020 | 3:30pm -
Whitney Houston Is the Only Woman Among This Year's Rock and Roll Hall of Fame InducteesBy Rich JuzwiakJanuary 15, 2020 | 3:10pm -
Man Challenges Ex-Wife, Lawyer to a DuelBy Rebecca FishbeinJanuary 15, 2020 | 1:30pm - Can a Woman Win? There's Only One Way to Fucking Find OutBy Emily AlfordJanuary 15, 2020 | 4:00am
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What the Hell Is Going on With Michael Bloomberg's Campaign Twitter Account?By Rebecca FishbeinJanuary 15, 2020 | 3:45am -
Tennessee Senate Approves Bill Permitting Faith-Based Agencies to Stop LGBTQ Couples From AdoptingBy Rebecca FishbeinJanuary 15, 2020 | 2:45am -
Mom and Dad Please Don't Break Up: A Democratic Debate LiveblogBy Julianne Escobedo ShepherdJanuary 15, 2020 | 1:50am -
Vanessa Hudgens and Austin Butler Are DoneBy Rebecca FishbeinJanuary 15, 2020 | 1:10am -
Could Rebellious Teens Please Just Go Back to Worshipping the Devil?By Emily AlfordJanuary 14, 2020 | 11:00pm -
What Does Sex Ed In a Post-MeToo World Even Look Like?By Hazel CillsJanuary 14, 2020 | 10:30pm -
Suzanne Somers Would Like You to Know That She and Her Husband Are Very HornyBy Rich JuzwiakJanuary 14, 2020 | 9:36pm -
The WNBA's New Contract Gets Just a Little Closer to Pay EquityBy Shannon MeleroJanuary 14, 2020 | 8:30pm -
Opening Ceremony to Close All Retail Locations 'Some Time in 2020'By Joan SummersJanuary 14, 2020 | 8:00pm -
The Bachelor's 'ChampagneGate' Was a Master Class in Sadistic ProducingBy Maria ShermanJanuary 14, 2020 | 7:30pm -
Anna Wiener On Uncanny Valley And the Intoxicating Promise of TechBy Hazel CillsJanuary 14, 2020 | 6:47pm -
America's First Children's Librarian Thought Goodnight Moon Was CrapBy Emily AlfordJanuary 14, 2020 | 5:00pm -
In True Cruella De Vil Fashion, San Francisco Doesn't Want to Give Up FurBy Maria ShermanJanuary 14, 2020 | 3:35pm -
Meghan Markle Would Rather Just Text YouBy Joan SummersJanuary 14, 2020 | 3:15pm -
Dating Apps Like Grindr and Tinder Share Your Personal InformationBy Hazel CillsJanuary 14, 2020 | 3:05pm -
Let's See How YouTubers Are Making NikkieTutorials' Coming Out Video About ThemselvesBy Maria ShermanJanuary 14, 2020 | 2:45pm - Florence Pugh's Russian Accent Is Almost Convincing in Black Widow TrailerBy Lauren EvansJanuary 14, 2020 | 2:15pm
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An American Airlines Employee Sent a Woman Harassing Texts After Stealing Her Number Off Her Bag Tag: ReportBy Lauren EvansJanuary 14, 2020 | 5:25am -
Warren Says Sanders 'Disagreed' That a Woman Could Win the PresidencyBy Lauren EvansJanuary 14, 2020 | 4:15am -
Gigi Hadid Is Pretty Sure She Could Be an Impartial Juror at Harvey Weinstein's Rape TrialBy Lauren EvansJanuary 14, 2020 | 1:15am -
Can Everyone Just Take a Breath and Log Off for a Minute?By Esther WangJanuary 13, 2020 | 11:00pm -
Which of the Jezebel Staff Is Most Qualified to Be President?By Joan SummersJanuary 13, 2020 | 10:30pm -
Mueller Witness Pleads Guilty to Child Sex ChargesBy Molly OsbergJanuary 13, 2020 | 10:00pm -
Two Houses Is Better Than a DivorceBy Emily AlfordJanuary 13, 2020 | 9:15pm -
Thinx Period Panties May Contain Crotch ToxinsBy Emily AlfordJanuary 13, 2020 | 7:00pm -
Chip and Joanna Gaines are Selling $6 Sprigs of Fake Eucalyptus at TargetBy Tracy Clark-FloryJanuary 13, 2020 | 6:30pm -
Jezebel Investigates: How Tall Is Bernie Sanders?By Maria ShermanJanuary 13, 2020 | 6:00pm -
For Rosie Perez, Patriarchy Has 'Always Been Part of My World'By Shannon MeleroJanuary 13, 2020 | 5:28pm -
Cory Booker Ends His Presidential Campaign, Still Apparently Dating Rosario DawsonBy Esther WangJanuary 13, 2020 | 5:05pm -
There Is No Real Beef HereBy Ashley ReeseJanuary 13, 2020 | 4:35pm -
Boob Molds, Mosaic Prints, and Boring Basics at the 2020 Critics' Choice AwardsBy Maria ShermanJanuary 13, 2020 | 3:50pm -
Royals Don't Bully People, According to Some RoyalsBy Joan SummersJanuary 13, 2020 | 3:30pm -
'Congratulations to Those Men,' Who Are Your 2020 Oscar NomineesBy Maria ShermanJanuary 13, 2020 | 2:10pm - Westworld Still Looks Nonsensical, Will Return in MarchBy Rebecca FishbeinJanuary 13, 2020 | 1:30pm
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I Bow Down to Billy Porter's Butterfly Sleeves & Gigantic PantsuitBy Rebecca FishbeinJanuary 13, 2020 | 4:05am -
Cardi B 2028?By Rebecca FishbeinJanuary 13, 2020 | 2:45am -
Elton John Now Implicated in MegxitBy Rebecca FishbeinJanuary 13, 2020 | 1:00am -
Arizona Politician Who Resigned After Sex Crime Allegations Hopes Everyone Forgot Because He's Running AgainBy Garrett SchlichteJanuary 12, 2020 | 11:00pm -
What Does a Giant Hole Have To Do To Get A Little Privacy Around Here?By Garrett SchlichteJanuary 12, 2020 | 10:00pm -
Horny Male Finally Contributes to SocietyBy Garrett SchlichteJanuary 12, 2020 | 8:00pm -
The Greatest Athlete of All Time Wins Another TitleBy Garrett SchlichteJanuary 12, 2020 | 6:13pm -
Women to Once Again Save the Day After the Failure of a ManBy Garrett SchlichteJanuary 12, 2020 | 5:20pm - Saturday Night Social: Hey, Do I Know You from Somewhere?By Garrett SchlichteJanuary 11, 2020 | 11:00pm
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Murderer in Indiana Sentenced to 65 Years In Prison After Stabbing Classmate Pregnant With His ChildBy Garrett SchlichteJanuary 11, 2020 | 9:36pm -
'The Rapist Is You' Protestors Chant Outside Weinstein TrialBy Garrett SchlichteJanuary 11, 2020 | 8:13pm -
In New House Tour, JoJo Siwa Warns of the Perils of Land ScarcityBy Garrett SchlichteJanuary 11, 2020 | 7:47pm -
Janelle Monáe Tweets #IAmNonbinary, the Start of 20-THEMTYBy Garrett SchlichteJanuary 11, 2020 | 6:35pm -
Trump Administration Still Distressingly Vague About Soleimani's Supposed 'Imminent Attack'By Ashley ReeseJanuary 10, 2020 | 11:15pm -
The Worst Clothing Item You OwnBy Maria ShermanJanuary 10, 2020 | 11:00pm - Halsey Should Be SadBy Maria ShermanJanuary 10, 2020 | 10:30pm
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That Viral Sleeping Beauty Proposal Video Is Adorable, You Humorless CretinsBy Ashley ReeseJanuary 10, 2020 | 10:00pm -
Fear and Loathing From an Antiwar ProtestBy Joan SummersJanuary 10, 2020 | 9:15pm -
Hydration Expert Jennifer Aniston Dethroned As Smartwater Baroness After 12-Year Reign Over the Planet's Water SuppliesBy Joan SummersJanuary 10, 2020 | 9:00pm -
Can Cate Blanchett Make a Series About Phyllis Schlafly Endurable?By Emily AlfordJanuary 10, 2020 | 8:30pm -
My Winter Crush Is Subway RaccoonBy Maria ShermanJanuary 10, 2020 | 8:00pm -
Pack Up the Crystals: Marianne Williamson Suspends Her Presidential CampaignBy Ashley ReeseJanuary 10, 2020 | 7:18pm -
Michelle Obama is Here to Break Instagram TVBy Shannon MeleroJanuary 10, 2020 | 6:45pm -
Would You Have Sex With Larry David?By Rich JuzwiakJanuary 10, 2020 | 6:00pm -
BBC Host Wins £700,000 in Gender Pay Discrimination SuitBy Emily AlfordJanuary 10, 2020 | 5:30pm -
Justin Bieber Begs Fans to Game the System and Stream 'Yummy' on Repeat While They SleepBy Maria ShermanJanuary 10, 2020 | 5:00pm -
Goop Takes to the High SeasBy Maria ShermanJanuary 10, 2020 | 4:25pm -
Pop a Pimple, Save a Marriage?: Another Wacky Dr. Pimple Popper AdventureBy Rich JuzwiakJanuary 10, 2020 | 4:00pm -
Oprah Claims Megxit is Not Her Fault, Which Seems Obvious?By Joan SummersJanuary 10, 2020 | 3:33pm -
Teen Vogue Editorial Staff Had No Idea About That Mysterious Facebook Advertorial: SourceBy Joan SummersJanuary 10, 2020 | 2:05pm -
Michael Bloomberg Eats What You GrowBy Justice NamasteJanuary 10, 2020 | 4:03am -
American Horror Story: InfinityBy Justice NamasteJanuary 10, 2020 | 2:52am -
The Lizzie McGuire Reboot is in PerilBy Justice NamasteJanuary 10, 2020 | 12:54am -
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Wants Trump to Bomb His Way Through the Middle East Without Pesky Interference of CongressBy Ashley ReeseJanuary 9, 2020 | 11:21pm -
¡Adiós, Bitches!By Ecleen Luzmila CaraballoJanuary 9, 2020 | 10:15pm -
Goodbye to the Totally Unroastable Ecleen CaraballoBy Julianne Escobedo ShepherdJanuary 9, 2020 | 10:00pm -
How to Talk to Your Son About PantsBy Emily AlfordJanuary 9, 2020 | 9:45pm -
The Only Person Who Still Loves Low-Rise Jeans Is Olivia WildeBy Ashley ReeseJanuary 9, 2020 | 9:17pm -
Just Try to Pry This Beautiful OTC Sleep Pill Out of My HandsBy Megan ReynoldsJanuary 9, 2020 | 8:50pm -
It's Going to Be Lonely in That Castle, Bitch!By Maria ShermanJanuary 9, 2020 | 8:35pm -
Anita Hill Encourages Entertainment Industry Workers to Take a Survey on Workplace Sexual HarassmentBy Emily AlfordJanuary 9, 2020 | 6:35pm -
Billy Porter Thinks 'Bitches Are Scared. And They Should Be'By Maria ShermanJanuary 9, 2020 | 5:20pm -
Republican Lawmakers Now Want to Prevent Trans Students From Competing in Girls and Boys SportsBy Esther WangJanuary 9, 2020 | 4:40pm -
Cats May Have a 10th Life as a Cult ClassicBy Rich JuzwiakJanuary 9, 2020 | 3:49pm -
Welcome to Megxit? A-Markle-lypse? Harry-geddon?By Joan SummersJanuary 9, 2020 | 3:30pm -
Welcome to Sam's Club, I Mean, Kim Kardashian West's Hidden PantryBy Maria ShermanJanuary 9, 2020 | 2:45pm -
Timothée Chalamet Grew a Hideous Little Goatee And It SucksBy Lauren EvansJanuary 9, 2020 | 1:30pm -
Leonardo DiCaprio Rescued a Guy Who Fell Off His Yacht, Which Was More Than Rose Would Have DoneBy Lauren EvansJanuary 9, 2020 | 5:00am -
Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is Starting Out 2020 With Zero CancerBy Lauren EvansJanuary 9, 2020 | 3:00am -
Grimes Is Giving Birth to SomethingBy Lauren EvansJanuary 9, 2020 | 1:15am -
Everything Is Not FineBy Joan SummersJanuary 8, 2020 | 10:30pm -
As a Young Metropolitan Person, I Am Ready to Die on an Electric ScooterBy Maria ShermanJanuary 8, 2020 | 9:50pm -
Elizabeth Warren Wants to Reminds Us Who She IsBy Esther WangJanuary 8, 2020 | 7:45pm -
Meghan and Harry Have Quit Being RoyaltyBy Emily AlfordJanuary 8, 2020 | 7:18pm -
Stupid Exercise Moves, RankedBy Clover HopeJanuary 8, 2020 | 7:00pm -
What's Inside North West's Birkin Bag?By Joan SummersJanuary 8, 2020 | 6:00pm -
The Hot Monsters of Vanderpump Rules Have Graduated to Some Version of AdulthoodBy Joan SummersJanuary 8, 2020 | 5:20pm -
'Influencer' Is a 'Disgusting' Word, Says Extremely Influential InfluencerBy Maria ShermanJanuary 8, 2020 | 5:00pm -
White Women Headlined More Films Than Ever in 2019, While Roles for Women of Color DeclinedBy Emily AlfordJanuary 8, 2020 | 4:11pm -
Who Really Needs Royals Anyway?By Joan SummersJanuary 8, 2020 | 3:10pm -
Lisa Vanderpump and Ken Todd Have Been Sued for Failing to Pay Employee WagesBy Maria ShermanJanuary 8, 2020 | 2:30pm -
Emmy Rossum Will Star in a Show About L.A. Billboard Icon AngelyneBy Rebecca FishbeinJanuary 8, 2020 | 1:31pm -
Hustlers' Real Life Ramona Is Suing Jennifer Lopez's Production CompanyBy Rebecca FishbeinJanuary 8, 2020 | 3:25am -
Ugly Betty Creator Silvio Horta Has Died at 45By Rebecca FishbeinJanuary 8, 2020 | 2:20am -
Gwyneth Paltrow on Chris Martin's New Girlfriend, Dakota Johnson: 'I Love Her'By Rebecca FishbeinJanuary 8, 2020 | 1:00am -
Elizabeth Warren Gave an Excellent Lesson in Ignoring Meghan McCainBy Emily AlfordJanuary 7, 2020 | 11:00pm -
CDC Study Finds Millions of Teen Girls Are Getting Unnecessary Pap SmearsBy Hazel CillsJanuary 7, 2020 | 10:00pm -
Who Is This?By Rich JuzwiakJanuary 7, 2020 | 8:40pm