- Here's a Good Abominable Towering Hell Cage to Buy, for BillionairesBy Hamilton NolanSeptember 18, 2019 | 6:24pm
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Harriet Renders a Flat Portrait of an American HeroBy Sarah HagiSeptember 18, 2019 | 6:00pm - Where Do the Royals Get Their Money?By Kelly FairclothSeptember 18, 2019 | 5:30pm
- Climate Activist Greta Thunberg Politely Hands Bad-Faith Republican His AssBy Molly OsbergSeptember 18, 2019 | 5:15pm
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This Week In Tabloids: Who's Gonna Tell Beyoncé About the Unauthorized Destiny's Child Musical?By Joan SummersSeptember 18, 2019 | 5:00pm - Trump Is Spreading Dangerous Lies About Ilhan Omar and 9/11By Rafi SchwartzSeptember 18, 2019 | 4:53pm
- Taylor Swift: 'You’re a Democrat? Sick. Get in the Car. We’re Going to the Mall'By Samantha GrassoSeptember 18, 2019 | 4:29pm
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Celine Dion: 'I Miss To Be Touched'By Rich JuzwiakSeptember 18, 2019 | 4:20pm -
The Old Taylor Can't Come to the Phone Right Now, She's An AnimorphBy Maria ShermanSeptember 18, 2019 | 4:10pm -
Welcome to America's Back-to-School Horror ShowBy Ashley ReeseSeptember 18, 2019 | 3:45pm -
Report: Abortion Rates Have Dropped to Record LowsBy Kelly FairclothSeptember 18, 2019 | 3:20pm -
The Revolutionary Black Women of SaubaraBy Tarisai NganguraSeptember 18, 2019 | 3:00pm - Anon Democratic Senators: Biden Good! Warren and Sanders Bad and Scary :(By Molly OsbergSeptember 18, 2019 | 2:37pm
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Jonathan Scott Thinks Zooey Deschanel is a 'Great Human,' Will Probably 'Keep' HerBy Joan SummersSeptember 18, 2019 | 2:30pm - Trump: The Gun Control Wall Just Got 10 Feet Higher Because of Beto!By Samantha GrassoSeptember 18, 2019 | 2:15pm
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Bachelor in Paradise Wasn't Ready for Its First Queer Love StoryBy Maria ShermanSeptember 18, 2019 | 2:05pm - CNN Puts Corey Lewandowski on TV Less Than a Day After He Bragged About Lying to MediaBy Rafi SchwartzSeptember 18, 2019 | 1:53pm
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Body Positivity Is Out, Body Ambivalence Is In, Says Jameela JamilBy Hazel CillsSeptember 18, 2019 | 1:32pm - Every Politician Smearing Medicare for All Should Be Asked About the GM StrikeBy Paul BlestSeptember 18, 2019 | 1:29pm
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Merriam-Webster Officially Recognizes 'They' As a Nonbinary PronounBy Esther WangSeptember 18, 2019 | 1:19pm -
SNL Reportedly Hired Shane Gillis to Woo Conservative ViewersBy Rebecca FishbeinSeptember 18, 2019 | 12:30pm - Police Arrest Infamous Democratic Donor Ed Buck on Harrowing Drug ChargesBy Naomi LaChanceSeptember 18, 2019 | 12:28pm
- Personally, I'm Disturbed This Extremely Creepy Former MIT Professor Was Ever Allowed on a College CampusBy Naomi LaChanceSeptember 18, 2019 | 3:50am
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The Census Bureau Would Like to Make It Very Clear That They Are Not SnitchesBy Rebecca FishbeinSeptember 18, 2019 | 3:05am -
Popular Book The Devil Wears Prada Evolves Into Its Final Form: a MusicalBy Rebecca FishbeinSeptember 18, 2019 | 2:00am - General Motors Cuts Insurance for Workers on Strike Demanding Affordable HealthcareBy Naomi LaChanceSeptember 18, 2019 | 1:15am
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Lizzo Apologizes for Accusing a Postmates Driver of Stealing Her FoodBy Rebecca FishbeinSeptember 18, 2019 | 12:00am -
Summer's Over, and So Is the Romance: A Bachelor in Paradise Open ThreadBy Maria ShermanSeptember 17, 2019 | 11:50pm - Is Anyone Actually Going to Pay the Atlantic Almost $1,000 to Hear Kirstjen Nielsen Speak?By Naomi LaChanceSeptember 17, 2019 | 11:30pm
- Lawsuit Alleges Lyft Driver Kidnapped Brooklyn Woman at Gunpoint and Gang-Raped HerBy Katherine KruegerSeptember 17, 2019 | 10:38pm
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'Will President Trump Replace Mike Pence With Nikki Haley Because He Refused to Insult Anthony Scaramucci?' and Other Questions You Hear Before You Die InstantlyBy Katie McDonoughSeptember 17, 2019 | 10:00pm - Trump Slams Homeless People for Ruining All Our 'Best' DoorwaysBy Rafi SchwartzSeptember 17, 2019 | 9:53pm
- Andrew Yang Really Doesn't Have to Do ThisBy Samantha GrassoSeptember 17, 2019 | 9:33pm
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A List of Headlines We Really Didn't Want to Use Regarding the Explosion at the Semen FactoryBy Megan ReynoldsSeptember 17, 2019 | 9:30pm - Bret Stephens Puts All Doubts About His Lust for War to BedBy Paul BlestSeptember 17, 2019 | 8:39pm
- These Uber and Lyft Drivers Can Tell You in Great Detail How They're Getting ScrewedBy Hamilton NolanSeptember 17, 2019 | 8:15pm
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The Real Life Ramona of Hustlers Wasn't Impressed With the MovieBy Hazel CillsSeptember 17, 2019 | 8:00pm -
Lauren Duca and the Failure of 'Feminist' Self-EmpowermentBy Joan SummersSeptember 17, 2019 | 7:47pm -
Maybe You Can Sleep However the Fuck You Want During Pregnancy, Suggests StudyBy Tracy Clark-FlorySeptember 17, 2019 | 7:30pm - Here Is Donald Trump Paying Solemn Respect to a Dead WomanBy Jack MirkinsonSeptember 17, 2019 | 7:16pm
- Let's Remember the Extreme Poodle Grooming Show on TLC That Never WasBy Rich JuzwiakSeptember 17, 2019 | 7:00pm
- The Corey Lewandowski Hearing Is Already an Absolute DisasterBy Rafi SchwartzSeptember 17, 2019 | 6:36pm
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The Wing's Merchandise Sure Looks a Lot Like Popular Feminist Instagram ContentBy Emily AlfordSeptember 17, 2019 | 6:25pm -
Christopher Eccleston Says He Struggled With an Eating Disorder While Filming Doctor WhoBy Ashley ReeseSeptember 17, 2019 | 5:30pm - Boy Judge Forced Off NY Bench for Racist Facebook MemeBy Paul BlestSeptember 17, 2019 | 5:23pm
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Cokie Roberts Has DiedBy Kelly FairclothSeptember 17, 2019 | 5:15pm -
Is This the Pink Pussy Hat of Dresses?By Maria ShermanSeptember 17, 2019 | 5:00pm -
Contemplating President Warren With 20,000 Other People in New York CityBy Molly OsbergSeptember 17, 2019 | 4:34pm - We Got That Viral Photo Algorithm to Say Some Deranged Shit About the 2020 DemocratsBy Caitlin SchneiderSeptember 17, 2019 | 4:13pm
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You Can Stay at the Real Downton Abbey Via Airbnb, If You Are LuckyBy Kelly FairclothSeptember 17, 2019 | 3:30pm - Trump's Silicon Valley Fundraiser Sounds Like a Mystery Treasure Hunt for the Absolute Worst PeopleBy Rafi SchwartzSeptember 17, 2019 | 3:11pm
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Beanie Feldstein Finds the Sweet Spot of Nerdy Teen GirlhoodBy Cate YoungSeptember 17, 2019 | 3:00pm - North Carolina Democrats Are Aiding and Abetting the Worst GOP CorruptionBy Paul BlestSeptember 17, 2019 | 2:49pm
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Please Don't Masturbate Over Tom Hiddleston in PublicBy Joan SummersSeptember 17, 2019 | 2:30pm - Streetwear Brand Debuts School Shooting-Themed Line of SweatshirtsBy Samantha GrassoSeptember 17, 2019 | 2:27pm
- The Big Fight, Not the Little FightBy Hamilton NolanSeptember 17, 2019 | 2:07pm
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Are Rich Women OK?By Joan SummersSeptember 17, 2019 | 2:00pm -
Big Mouth's Season 3 Trailer Opens With a Game Show About MasturbationBy Maria ShermanSeptember 17, 2019 | 1:48pm - Trump Tries to Prove He's Not Racist by Being Incredibly RacistBy Rebecca FishbeinSeptember 17, 2019 | 12:30pm
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Sean Spicer Glows Like Radioactive Waste in His Dancing With the Stars DebutBy Lauren EvansSeptember 17, 2019 | 12:29pm -
Phoenix Artists Can Refuse to Make Wedding Invitations for Same Sex Couples, Arizona Supreme Court RulesBy Lauren EvansSeptember 17, 2019 | 5:00am - 80,000-Plus Kaiser Permanente Workers Are Going on StrikeBy Rebecca FishbeinSeptember 17, 2019 | 3:10am
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Women Are Paying to Remove Their Resting Bitch Faces, for Some ReasonBy Lauren EvansSeptember 17, 2019 | 2:30am - Here Is Your First Thrilling Look at Sean Spicer on Dancing With the StarsBy Rebecca FishbeinSeptember 17, 2019 | 2:00am
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Harvey Weinstein Told Cara Delevingne to Hide Her Sexuality With 'a Beard'By Lauren EvansSeptember 17, 2019 | 12:20am - Ayanna Pressley Will Officially Call for a Kavanaugh Impeachment InquiryBy Rebecca FishbeinSeptember 17, 2019 | 12:00am
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The Secret Service Wants to Protect the Trump Family on Jet SkisBy Ashley ReeseSeptember 16, 2019 | 10:00pm - What Do You Mean They Almost Called It the 'Tropical Moist Forest'By Samantha GrassoSeptember 16, 2019 | 9:45pm
- Congress Is Finally Investigating Elaine ChaoBy Paul BlestSeptember 16, 2019 | 9:23pm
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The Right-Wing Outrage Machine Fires Up to Defend Kavanaugh Yet AgainBy Molly OsbergSeptember 16, 2019 | 9:01pm - And Now a Cosmically Wild Anecdote from Donald TrumpBy Jack MirkinsonSeptember 16, 2019 | 8:36pm
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The Damn Computer Just Owned MeBy Kelly FairclothSeptember 16, 2019 | 8:33pm -
Women's March Officially Cuts Ties With Linda Sarsour and Tamika MalloryBy Ashley ReeseSeptember 16, 2019 | 6:45pm - There Are Too Many Damn Previews NowBy Jack MirkinsonSeptember 16, 2019 | 6:35pm
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Charli XCX Pauses the Party to Get RealBy Hazel CillsSeptember 16, 2019 | 6:30pm - Ben Shapiro Demands Kavanaugh Accusers Describe His JunkBy Samantha GrassoSeptember 16, 2019 | 6:11pm
- Michigan's New Anti-Vape Rules Are Totally InsaneBy Rafi SchwartzSeptember 16, 2019 | 5:47pm
- Meghan McCain Doesn't Understand Why Anyone Is Still Talking About Brett KavanaughBy Lisa FischerSeptember 16, 2019 | 5:40pm
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ThirdLove and the Lie of a 'Feminist' CompanyBy Esther WangSeptember 16, 2019 | 5:20pm - Milo Yiannopoulos Tries to Break Into the World of Furries, Is Brutally RejectedBy Molly OsbergSeptember 16, 2019 | 5:01pm
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Which Property Brother Is Zooey Deschanel Dating Again?By Maria ShermanSeptember 16, 2019 | 5:00pm -
Hot Pot Season Has BegunBy Clio ChangSeptember 16, 2019 | 4:30pm - Through Tears and Confetti, Wendy Williams Announces Show Renewal Through 2022By Rich JuzwiakSeptember 16, 2019 | 4:15pm
- Please Enjoy Boris Johnson Getting Booed So Viciously That He Hid From a Press ConferenceBy Jack MirkinsonSeptember 16, 2019 | 4:05pm
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Tall Girl Is Short on PurposeBy Hazel CillsSeptember 16, 2019 | 4:00pm - Kris Kobach Reportedly Sent Names of Nearly 300 of Residents to ICE While Running for GovernorBy Samantha GrassoSeptember 16, 2019 | 3:44pm
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Meghan Markle's Pot-Growing Nephew Is Back With Another Blatant Cash GrabBy Kelly FairclothSeptember 16, 2019 | 3:30pm - Democratic Senator Bravely Calls for War With Iran on Fox NewsBy Paul BlestSeptember 16, 2019 | 3:07pm
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The Real Housewives of Potomac Cast Wore Lovely Reunion Gowns Worthy of a Red WeddingBy Clover HopeSeptember 16, 2019 | 3:00pm -
Liam Hemsworth's No Good, Very Bad, Sad Boy Summer ContinuesBy Joan SummersSeptember 16, 2019 | 2:40pm - Help Us Find the Worst Politicians In Your StateBy Katherine KruegerSeptember 16, 2019 | 2:30pm
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Leana Wen's Departure from Planned Parenthood Gets Messier, SomehowBy Esther WangSeptember 16, 2019 | 2:30pm -
Constance Wu: 'When Tom Cruise Is in an Interview, People Aren’t, Like, 'What’s It Like to Be a White Actor?''By Maria ShermanSeptember 16, 2019 | 2:15pm - Last Person in the World We Needed to Hear From Says Bernie Looks Like a Crazy ManBy Rafi SchwartzSeptember 16, 2019 | 2:07pm
- Trump Says We're 'Locked and Loaded' to Bomb the Hell Out of Whoever Saudi Arabia Tells Us toBy Molly OsbergSeptember 16, 2019 | 1:45pm
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President Trump's Parenting Style—Revealed!By Ashley ReeseSeptember 16, 2019 | 1:40pm -
Beyoncé's Homecoming Takes Home Zero EmmysBy Hazel CillsSeptember 16, 2019 | 1:26pm - There Are Exactly Two Things Border Patrol Agents Should Be Doing Right NowBy Paul BlestSeptember 16, 2019 | 1:21pm
- Normal Already FailedBy Hamilton NolanSeptember 16, 2019 | 1:03pm
- Purdue Pharma Files for BankruptcyBy Caitlin CruzSeptember 16, 2019 | 12:08pm
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Jane Lynch and Cyndi Lauper to Star in New 'Golden Girls for Today' Netflix SeriesBy Lauren EvansSeptember 16, 2019 | 4:15am - New York State Will be Banning Flavored E-Cigarettes By Emergency OrderBy Caitlin CruzSeptember 16, 2019 | 3:22am
- Biden’s Reaction to New Brett Kavanaugh Sexual Misconduct Allegations Is Tepid and UnsurprisingBy Caitlin CruzSeptember 16, 2019 | 2:28am
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Respect to This Woman Trying to Slow Down Speeders With a Hair DryerBy Lauren EvansSeptember 16, 2019 | 2:00am -
Britain's 2021 Census Will Allow Respondents to Choose Sex Not Assigned at BirthBy Lauren EvansSeptember 16, 2019 | 12:55am - Looks Like UAW Workers Will Be Striking at MidnightBy Caitlin CruzSeptember 16, 2019 | 12:31am
- It’s Honestly Great That Dems Are Appealing to Trump’s Love of Photo Ops to Pass Gun ReformBy Caitlin CruzSeptember 15, 2019 | 11:13pm
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Someone Stole a Solid Gold Toilet From Winston Churchill's HouseBy Emily AlfordSeptember 15, 2019 | 9:00pm