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- Idris Elba Reportedly Will Join Cats the Musical the MovieBy Hannah GoldOctober 17, 2018 | 1:45am
- The Washington Post Finally Realizes Having a Saudi Lobbyist as a Columnist is a Bad LookBy Molly OsbergOctober 17, 2018 | 1:27am
- Chrissy Teigen Fills Us in on John Legend and Kanye West's 'Civil Discourse'By Hannah GoldOctober 17, 2018 | 12:10am
- Donald Trump Is Running the Kavanaugh Defense For Saudi Arabia's Alleged MurderersBy Molly OsbergOctober 16, 2018 | 11:34pm
- Mitch McConnell Is Ready to Rob YouBy Harron WalkerOctober 16, 2018 | 10:15pm
- Trump Reminds Everyone That He Loves the Guy Who Had a Swastika in His AdBy Paul BlestOctober 16, 2018 | 9:39pm
- Have You Ever Noticed that Meghan Markle's Mean Sister Samantha Looks Like Kim Cattrall?By Megan ReynoldsOctober 16, 2018 | 9:39pm
- Behold, A LadyBy Julianne Escobedo ShepherdOctober 16, 2018 | 9:07pm
- Pence Says the Jury's Still Out on Climate Change While Touring Hurricane Michael WreckageBy Rafi SchwartzOctober 16, 2018 | 8:57pm
- Let's Remember the Time Anita Bryant Got a Pie to the FaceBy Harron WalkerOctober 16, 2018 | 8:45pm
- Elizabeth Warren's DeceptionBy Nick MartinOctober 16, 2018 | 8:31pm
- An Optimist After AllBy Jorge RamosOctober 16, 2018 | 8:20pm
- Sen. Heidi Heitkamp Apologizes For Outing Survivors of Domestic Abuse and Sexual Assault in Campaign AdBy Esther WangOctober 16, 2018 | 8:20pm
- Report: Work Requirements for Social Programs Are Cruel, Useless, DumbBy Hamilton NolanOctober 16, 2018 | 8:10pm
- The Horrifyingly Relatable Specter of a Mom Still Breastfeeding Her Four-Year-OldBy Tracy Clark-FloryOctober 16, 2018 | 7:39pm
- 'Our Vote Matters Very Little': Kim TallBear on Elizabeth Warren's Attempt to Claim Native American HeritageBy Prachi GuptaOctober 16, 2018 | 6:58pm
- Jon Hamm Eats Bull Penis Instead of Talking About His Bull PenisBy Maria ShermanOctober 16, 2018 | 6:20pm
- Heidi Heitkamp Apologizes for Outing Survivors of Sexual Assault in a Campaign AdBy Rafi SchwartzOctober 16, 2018 | 6:10pm
- The Fiction of #MeToo's Beginning and End By Frida GarzaOctober 16, 2018 | 6:00pm
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- Ted Cruz and Donald Trump Have Found an Ideal Location for a Hellmouth to Open Up and Swallow Us All By Ashley ReeseOctober 16, 2018 | 5:20pm
- A Brief History of 'National Boss Day,' Which Somehow Really Exists By Kelly FairclothOctober 16, 2018 | 5:00pm
- What on Earth Is America's Worst Governor Going to Do When He Leaves Office?By Molly OsbergOctober 16, 2018 | 4:39pm
- Stormy Daniels, Rightly, Has Returned to Dick-Shaming the PresidentBy Esther WangOctober 16, 2018 | 4:24pm
- Yet Another Campus Chapter of the Conservative Diaper Group Is Into Super Racist MemesBy Libby WatsonOctober 16, 2018 | 4:18pm
- Donald Trump: 'Horseface'By Rafi SchwartzOctober 16, 2018 | 3:53pm
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- Moira Donegan, Creator of Shitty Media Men List, Now Represented by a Co-Founder of the Time's Up Legal Defense FundBy Esther WangOctober 16, 2018 | 3:34pm
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- Deciem's Heart Will Go On, But Without Ousted Founder Brandon TruaxeBy Frida GarzaOctober 16, 2018 | 3:25pm
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- Lindsey Graham Got a Little Too Racist Even for Fox NewsBy Katherine KruegerOctober 16, 2018 | 2:17pm
- Stormy Daniels Required to Pay Trump's Legal Fees in Defamation LawsuitBy Prachi GuptaOctober 16, 2018 | 2:07pm
- Ariana Returns Pete Davidson's $93k Engagement Ring By Jasmine SandersOctober 16, 2018 | 1:50pm
- Carmen Maria Machado's Her Body And Other Parties Adaptation Snatched Up by FXBy Hazel CillsOctober 16, 2018 | 1:24pm
- Day #2 of the Trump-Warren DNA Feud Is Already TerribleBy Rafi SchwartzOctober 16, 2018 | 1:18pm
- Pretty Sure This Koala Is an Anti-MonarchistBy Kelly FairclothOctober 16, 2018 | 1:07pm
- It's Incredibly Dumb to Be Mad at Beto O'Rourke for Not Sharing His Campaign DonationsBy Molly OsbergOctober 16, 2018 | 12:34pm
- 'What Is Your Job?' Ugandan President Asks Kim KardashianBy Lauren EvansOctober 16, 2018 | 5:30am
- Grimes and Elon Musk and His Army of Sons Went to the Pumpkin Patch This WeekendBy Lauren EvansOctober 16, 2018 | 4:10am
- Alt-Right Militia Members Sat on a Roof With 'Long Guns' During an August RallyBy Molly OsbergOctober 16, 2018 | 2:52am
- Woman Sues Bed Manufacturer After Getting 'Catapulted' While She Was Having SexBy Lauren EvansOctober 16, 2018 | 2:10am
- Stormy Daniels' Defamation Lawsuit Against Trump Just Got TossedBy Molly OsbergOctober 16, 2018 | 12:42am
- Welcome to Marriage, Hailey! By Lauren EvansOctober 16, 2018 | 12:20am
- Tucker Carlson Is Tired of People Yelling "Fuck You" At Him in RestaurantsBy Molly OsbergOctober 15, 2018 | 11:05pm
- Trump Suggests 'Rogue Killers' May Be Responsible for Jamal Khashoggi's DisappearanceBy Prachi GuptaOctober 15, 2018 | 10:15pm
- Noted Geneticist Donald Trump Wants to 'Personally' Test Elizabeth Warren's DNABy Rafi SchwartzOctober 15, 2018 | 9:44pm
- Hilary Duff Is Trying to Induce Labor By Eating the SaladBy Maria ShermanOctober 15, 2018 | 9:27pm
- Cracker Barrel Recalls 'Driftwood Pineapple' Due to Risk of Injury By Kelly FairclothOctober 15, 2018 | 8:56pm
- Subscribe to Splinter’s Very Good Newsletter So You Can Log the Fuck OffBy Caitlin SchneiderOctober 15, 2018 | 8:20pm
- Weird, Conservatives Aren't Buying Elizabeth Warren's DNA Test Even a Little BitBy Libby WatsonOctober 15, 2018 | 7:32pm
- Timothée Chalamet's Harry Styles Transformation Is CompleteBy Maria ShermanOctober 15, 2018 | 7:15pm
- We're Spending Millions on Security for the Graves of Dead TraitorsBy Rafi SchwartzOctober 15, 2018 | 7:01pm
- Trump Is Stacking the Federal Courts With More Anti-Abortion JudgesBy Esther WangOctober 15, 2018 | 6:45pm
- Why Did the University of California Invest $100 Million With a Top Dianne Feinstein Donor?By Jack MirkinsonOctober 15, 2018 | 6:30pm
- Donald Trump Reportedly Ripped Off Ansel Elgort's Dad By Ashley ReeseOctober 15, 2018 | 6:20pm
- My Pussy Is Almost Back to NormalBy Megan ReynoldsOctober 15, 2018 | 6:04pm
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- Trump Reportedly Setting Up Obvious Trap for Democrats to Fall IntoBy Paul BlestOctober 15, 2018 | 4:55pm
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- This Pig Is My True LoveBy Prachi GuptaOctober 15, 2018 | 4:37pm
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- I'm Not Totally Sold on the Australian Cookie Monster Cat CaperBy Libby WatsonOctober 15, 2018 | 3:53pm
- No One Panic, New Music from Solange Is ComingBy Ecleen Luzmila CaraballoOctober 15, 2018 | 3:53pm
- Stop Working for Fox NewsBy Hamilton NolanOctober 15, 2018 | 3:07pm
- Bryan Singer Preemptively Refutes Alleged Forthcoming 'Negative' ArticleBy Rich JuzwiakOctober 15, 2018 | 3:00pm
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- Can We Not Do This?By Esther WangOctober 15, 2018 | 2:30pm
- Looking Back on Jane, the 1970s Underground Abortion NetworkBy Maria ShermanOctober 15, 2018 | 2:20pm
- Democrats Told to Avoid Talking About Immigration, Which Will Surely Stem the Tide of FascismBy Paul BlestOctober 15, 2018 | 2:14pm
- This Scarf Looks Familiar, But I Just Can't Think Why By Kelly FairclothOctober 15, 2018 | 1:56pm
- Top House Republican's Family Reportedly Benefitted from Dubious Claim of Cherokee AncestryBy Rafi SchwartzOctober 15, 2018 | 1:44pm
- Women Prisoners Are Disciplined More Harshly Than Men By Hazel CillsOctober 15, 2018 | 1:33pm
- I Really Don't Get Why Elizabeth Warren Did a DNA Test to Prove Her Native American HeritageBy Katherine KruegerOctober 15, 2018 | 1:22pm
- Hillary Clinton Claims Bill Clinton's Affair With Monica Lewinsky Was 'Absolutely Not' an Abuse of PowerBy Rebecca FishbeinOctober 15, 2018 | 1:03pm
- Hillary Clinton Says Bill Didn't Abuse His Power With Monica Lewinsky Because She 'Was an Adult'By Molly OsbergOctober 15, 2018 | 12:41pm
- Meghan Markle Is Pregnant By Kelly FairclothOctober 15, 2018 | 11:25am
- Gritty, I DoBy Rebecca FishbeinOctober 15, 2018 | 2:40am
- Oh My God, Look at this PaintingBy Molly OsbergOctober 15, 2018 | 2:05am
- Donald Trump's Quest for Ratings Continues with a Wild, Rambling 60 Minutes AppearanceBy Molly OsbergOctober 15, 2018 | 12:55am
- Who Keeps the Pig? And 4 More Questions I Have for a Post-GRANDSON WorldBy Rebecca FishbeinOctober 15, 2018 | 12:40am
- TV Conservatives' Biggest Worries Right Now Are the Witches Hexing Brett KavanaughBy Molly OsbergOctober 14, 2018 | 11:34pm
- Claire Foy on The Crown Wage Gap: 'There Was a Big, Fat Dirty Secret Nobody Was Talking About' By Whitney KimballOctober 14, 2018 | 11:03pm
- LOVE IS DEAD: Pete Davidson & Ariana Grande Have Allegedly Broken UpBy Rebecca FishbeinOctober 14, 2018 | 10:15pm
- Georgia GOP Senator Steals Student’s Phone Over Question About Voter SuppressionBy David BoddigerOctober 14, 2018 | 9:54pm
- Some Nobody Pissed Away $558,000 and Is Now the Sophisticated Owner of World's Most Expensive Bottle of Wine By Whitney KimballOctober 14, 2018 | 9:07pm
- Trump Economic Adviser Larry Kudlow Needs to Shut Up and Act on Climate ChangeBy David BoddigerOctober 14, 2018 | 7:27pm
- Simone Biles Takes New U.S.A. Gymnastics Leader to Task for Anti-Kaepernick StanceBy Whitney KimballOctober 14, 2018 | 6:40pm
- Weary Child Shines at Royal Wedding 3By Whitney KimballOctober 14, 2018 | 4:40pm
- Trump Defends Family Separation As a Tactic to Discourage Undocumented ImmigrationBy David BoddigerOctober 14, 2018 | 4:11pm
- Saturday Night Social: Meow Like an Otter, Dance Like a GoatBy Whitney KimballOctober 14, 2018 | 12:53am
- Concluding a Wild Year on Instagram, Deciem's Founder Brandon Truaxe Has Been OustedBy Whitney KimballOctober 13, 2018 | 9:16pm
- There Is NOTHING FUNNY About Googly Eyes on a StatueBy Whitney KimballOctober 13, 2018 | 9:00pm
- Melania Explains the JacketBy Whitney KimballOctober 13, 2018 | 7:38pm
- Pro-Trump ‘Proud Boys’ Mob Beats Up Protesters Outside NYC ClubBy David BoddigerOctober 13, 2018 | 7:11pm
- Commence Markle Bump WatchBy Whitney KimballOctober 13, 2018 | 4:50pm
- Jared Kushner, Worth Over $300 Million, Didn’t Pay Federal Income Taxes for Years, Report SaysBy David BoddigerOctober 13, 2018 | 4:47pm
- Trump Praises Robert E. Lee in Ohio and No One Boos Him Off the StageBy David BoddigerOctober 13, 2018 | 2:56pm
- Stephen Miller, Glue Eater, Is at It AgainBy Esther WangOctober 12, 2018 | 10:30pm
- The Most Ridiculous Party You've AttendedBy Maria ShermanOctober 12, 2018 | 10:00pm
- Read This to Experience Instant Death By Katherine KruegerOctober 12, 2018 | 9:46pm
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