- Come Hell or Thigh WaterBy Anna BreslawFebruary 16, 2013 | 10:30pm
- My Bizarre Interview With Amazon Bestseller and Catfish Kitty GlitterBy Anna BreslawFebruary 16, 2013 | 10:00pm
- Calcium Supplements May Have Been Shitty For Women This Whole TimeBy Anna BreslawFebruary 16, 2013 | 9:30pm
- Sarah Michelle Gellar and Robin Williams To Star In CBS Pilot Crazy OnesBy Anna BreslawFebruary 16, 2013 | 9:00pm
- Nic Cage Says The Darndest Things, Thinks Emma StoneBy Anna BreslawFebruary 16, 2013 | 8:30pm
- Meet The Dildomaker: Exactly What You Think it IsBy Anna BreslawFebruary 16, 2013 | 8:00pm
- Oscar Pistorius Tried To Resuscitate Reeva Steenkamp After He Shot HerBy Anna BreslawFebruary 16, 2013 | 7:30pm
- Blonde, Self-Tanning Essex Teen Girl Has Higher IQ Than Einstein And Everyone's Annoyingly SurprisedBy Anna BreslawFebruary 16, 2013 | 6:30pm
- Horse_ebooks OKC Account Exposes Gaping, Soulless Chasm of Creepy MessagesBy Anna BreslawFebruary 16, 2013 | 6:00pm
- Why Do We Hate John Mayer So Much, Really?By Anna BreslawFebruary 16, 2013 | 5:30pm
- Enjoy This Harlem Shake Terrier Mise-En-SceneBy Anna BreslawFebruary 16, 2013 | 5:00pm
- Hilaria Thomas, Alec Baldwin's Wife, Sued For 'Emotionally Upsetting' Yoga ClassBy Anna BreslawFebruary 16, 2013 | 4:30pm
- All the Flatulent Ladies: Farts Are the Great EqualizersBy Tracy MooreFebruary 16, 2013 | 3:55pm
- Blue Ivy's Face: Finally Revealed! And She Looks Exactly Like a Tiny Jay-ZBy Lindy WestFebruary 16, 2013 | 1:00am
- Puppy Valiantly Defeats Robot ArmyBy Laura BeckFebruary 16, 2013 | 12:45am
- Drug-Resistant Super-Gonorrhea Laughs in the Face of AntibioticsBy Lindy WestFebruary 16, 2013 | 12:30am
- Azealia Banks Continues to Defend Her Use of the Word 'Faggot'By Madeleine DaviesFebruary 16, 2013 | 12:15am
- Epic Douchebag Is Not Actually an Epic DouchebagBy Katie J.M. BakerFebruary 16, 2013 | 12:00am
- The Night Belongs to Amber RileyBy Katie J.M. BakerFebruary 15, 2013 | 11:45pm
- Kyle Chandler Is Headed to The Vatican, Will Not Be Replacing the PopeBy Madeleine DaviesFebruary 15, 2013 | 11:30pm
- Get a Close Look at the Most Adorable President Obama Photo EVERBy Katie J.M. BakerFebruary 15, 2013 | 11:15pm
- The Good News and the Bad News About the New Cleopatra TV SeriesBy Dodai StewartFebruary 15, 2013 | 11:00pm
- This Stripper Definitely Had a Worse Valentine's Day Than YouBy Katie J.M. BakerFebruary 15, 2013 | 10:40pm
- Apparently Switching Clothes With Your Partner Is Now a ThingBy Katie J.M. BakerFebruary 15, 2013 | 10:20pm
- TGIF: Show Us Your Squee!By Dodai StewartFebruary 15, 2013 | 10:00pm
- 25 Things You Didn't Know About Amanda Bynes Confirm the One Thing You Already DidBy Tracie Egan MorrisseyFebruary 15, 2013 | 9:40pm
- Get Your Emoji Wisdom Right HereBy Katie J.M. BakerFebruary 15, 2013 | 9:20pm
- 7 Embarrassing Moments I Will Never ForgetBy Julie KlausnerFebruary 15, 2013 | 8:50pm
- Here's Vin Diesel Singing Rihanna's 'Stay' and Making It Ten Times More DepressingBy Dodai StewartFebruary 15, 2013 | 8:30pm
- 'I Just Wanted to Vomit Every Second': The Best of the Worst Carnival Cruise QuotesBy Dodai StewartFebruary 15, 2013 | 8:10pm
- The New Cosmo Will Have Less Sex Advice, Fewer Gay MenBy Jenna SauersFebruary 15, 2013 | 7:50pm
- Your Womb Is Full of Tiny Dead Babies, Says Pastor Who Certainly Understands a Lot About Medical Science and WombsBy Lindy WestFebruary 15, 2013 | 7:30pm
- Sesame Street Has Nearly One Billion Views on YouTubeBy Madeleine DaviesFebruary 15, 2013 | 7:10pm
- Ladies' Night Is a ScamBy Lindy WestFebruary 15, 2013 | 6:50pm
- Watch Elizabeth Warren School Some Very Embarrassed Bank Regulators Like a Total BadassBy Katie J.M. BakerFebruary 15, 2013 | 6:30pm
- Access to Birth Control Act Is Self-Explanatorily AwesomeBy Katie J.M. BakerFebruary 15, 2013 | 6:10pm
- Marc Jacobs: What If Joan Jett and Margot Tenenbaum Did Drugs All Night and Then Stumbled Out Half-Dressed?By Dodai StewartFebruary 15, 2013 | 5:40pm
- Beyoncé Tells Oprah Jay-Z Is Her 'Foundation,' Kinda Makes It Sound Like She'd Be Nothing Without HimBy Dodai StewartFebruary 15, 2013 | 5:20pm
- Baby Poop Could Be the Key to Understanding Conditions Like Asthma, Obesity, and DiabetesBy Tracie Egan MorrisseyFebruary 15, 2013 | 5:00pm
- Newspapers Report that Awesome Athlete Oscar Pistorius May Have Killed Some Hot ChickBy Katie J.M. BakerFebruary 15, 2013 | 4:40pm
- The Dowager Countess Has Never Seen an Episode of Downton AbbeyBy Madeleine DaviesFebruary 15, 2013 | 4:10pm
- Calvin Klein, for the No-Nonsense HBIC in YouBy Laura BeckFebruary 15, 2013 | 3:50pm
- Sex Doll Commits Suicide in the Most Fucked Up Dating Site Ad EverBy Madeleine DaviesFebruary 15, 2013 | 3:25pm
- GOP Buffoon Mocks Fellow Rep Sheila Jackson Lee's OutfitBy Laura BeckFebruary 15, 2013 | 3:00pm
- Is Wearing Underwear on Your Face the Next Big Thing?By Laura BeckFebruary 15, 2013 | 2:30pm
- Kathie Lee and Hoda Are in a Chardonnay-Soaked FeudBy Anna BreslawFebruary 15, 2013 | 2:00pm
- ProFlowers Delivers Sparse-Ass Bouquets Instead of Lush Pictured FlowersBy Laura BeckFebruary 15, 2013 | 5:00am
- Rachel Zoe, for the Dressage Dame Gone Dangerous in YouBy Laura BeckFebruary 15, 2013 | 4:40am
- The Kid President Sings His State of Valentine's Day AddressBy Laura BeckFebruary 15, 2013 | 4:15am
- Models Just Wanna Have FunBy Laura BeckFebruary 15, 2013 | 4:00am
- Zooey Deschanel and Sophia Rossi Start Production Company, Give Us All HopeBy Laura BeckFebruary 15, 2013 | 3:45am
- Anna Sui, for the French New Wave Schoolgirl in YouBy Laura BeckFebruary 15, 2013 | 3:00am
- Let's Wallow in the Best Breakup Movies and SongsBy Laura BeckFebruary 15, 2013 | 2:15am
- Comment of the Day: Healthcare, HilariouslyBy Laura BeckFebruary 15, 2013 | 1:30am
- LeAnn Rimes Wants Revenge Against the Evil Dentist Who Jacked Up Her FaceBy Lindy WestFebruary 15, 2013 | 1:00am
- Kristen Bell Is Not Turned On by the Vet's Office, GuysBy Madeleine DaviesFebruary 15, 2013 | 12:30am
- What Do You Think Brangelina's Wine Will Taste Like?By Madeleine DaviesFebruary 14, 2013 | 11:50pm
- One Billion Rising: The Ladies' Movement That Smells Like Kony 2012By Katie J.M. BakerFebruary 14, 2013 | 11:35pm
- Epic Douchebag Hits on Models by Writing '[email protected]' on a NapkinBy Katie J.M. BakerFebruary 14, 2013 | 11:05pm
- The New Justin Timberlake Video: Like 'Singing in the Rain' Plus Ladies in BrasBy Madeleine DaviesFebruary 14, 2013 | 10:45pm
- Abortion Opponents Spot a Ray of Hope in Obamacare: State ExchangesBy Katie J.M. BakerFebruary 14, 2013 | 10:25pm
- 8 Gifts You Can Give Yourself This Valentine's DayBy Erica Cerulo - Of a KindFebruary 14, 2013 | 10:15pm
- Ralph Lauren, for the Reg American Pretending to Be Jetset Euro Royalty in YouBy Dodai StewartFebruary 14, 2013 | 10:00pm
- GMA's Ambush Wedding Was Some Serious BullshitBy Jessica CoenFebruary 14, 2013 | 9:30pm
- Here's the Trailer for Two Mothers, the Film About BFFs Who Screw Each Other's Teenage SonsBy Tracie Egan MorrisseyFebruary 14, 2013 | 9:00pm
-
- J. Mendel, for the Oscar-Winning Ski Bunny in YouBy Dodai StewartFebruary 14, 2013 | 8:00pm
- Bewitchingly Wicked Dresses at Oz The Great and Powerful PremiereBy Dodai StewartFebruary 14, 2013 | 7:40pm
- Cut the Shit and Vaccinate Your KidBy Tracie Egan MorrisseyFebruary 14, 2013 | 7:20pm
- Leaked Savita Halappanavar Report Makes the Hospital Look Really, Really BadBy Katie J.M. BakerFebruary 14, 2013 | 6:55pm
-
- Proenza Schouler, for the Ennui-Filled Cerebral Gal on the GoBy Dodai StewartFebruary 14, 2013 | 6:10pm
- Politician Wants to Make You Pay for Photoshopping His Face on a Naked Porn StarBy Madeleine DaviesFebruary 14, 2013 | 5:50pm
- I Don't Care If You Don't Want to Fuck MeBy Laura BeckFebruary 14, 2013 | 5:30pm
- Conservative Super-PAC Interns Star in Hillary Clinton Panda Sex TapeBy Katie J.M. BakerFebruary 14, 2013 | 5:10pm
- The New Warby Parkers Will Have You Running from the Paparazzi in No TimeBy G/O Media StudiosFebruary 14, 2013 | 4:59pm
- Michael Kors, for the Intergalactic Soldier Who Shops on Mars in YouBy Dodai StewartFebruary 14, 2013 | 4:50pm
- Just Give Us Our Goddamn Morning-After Pills AlreadyBy Katie J.M. BakerFebruary 14, 2013 | 4:30pm
- In The Game of Fashion Week, You Either Win or You DieBy Dodai StewartFebruary 14, 2013 | 4:10pm
- Lady Cab Drivers Take Self-Defense to Prepare for WorkBy Laura BeckFebruary 14, 2013 | 3:50pm
- Forget Men: Blind Date Books Are Where It's AtBy Laura BeckFebruary 14, 2013 | 3:25pm
- Paralympic Gold Medalist Oscar Pistorius Charged With Girlfriend's MurderBy Madeleine DaviesFebruary 14, 2013 | 3:00pm
- 7-Year-Old Zora Ball Is the World's Youngest Game ProgrammerBy Laura BeckFebruary 14, 2013 | 2:30pm
- Katie Couric's Dead Husband's Phone Makes 2am Calls to CopsBy Anna BreslawFebruary 14, 2013 | 2:00pm
- Learn How to Make Red Velvet Cupcakes from a Four-Year-Old ChefBy Laura BeckFebruary 14, 2013 | 4:30am
- Just in Time for Valentine's Day: Young Women at 'Greater Risk' for STDsBy Laura BeckFebruary 14, 2013 | 4:00am
- These Jeans Have a Secret Hiding Place for the Penis and NutsBy Laura BeckFebruary 14, 2013 | 3:15am
- Important Question: Are Cat Butts the Cutest Butts?By Laura BeckFebruary 14, 2013 | 2:15am
- Comment of the Day: Engagement Rings Gone WildBy Laura BeckFebruary 14, 2013 | 1:30am
- Lena Dunham Lands Cover of Rolling Stone, Discusses Her 'Childhood Fear of Sex'By Lindy WestFebruary 14, 2013 | 1:00am
- The World May Be Changing, But Azealia Banks' Hair Products Will Always Stay the SameBy Madeleine DaviesFebruary 14, 2013 | 12:40am
- Connie Britton's in New York Times Magazine, Y'allBy Madeleine DaviesFebruary 14, 2013 | 12:15am
- Adopted 13-Year-Old Finally Gets His Very Own Newborn Photo ShootBy Katie J.M. BakerFebruary 13, 2013 | 11:55pm
-
- Planned Parenthood Lauches Strong and Hilarious Attack Against Virginia's Crazy Ken CuccinelliBy Katie J.M. BakerFebruary 13, 2013 | 11:15pm
- By Jessica CoenFebruary 13, 2013 | 11:00pm
- Dude Spends a Bunch of Time and Money Making a Music Video About How He Can't Get LaidBy Lindy WestFebruary 13, 2013 | 10:35pm
- Your Giant Engagement Ring Looks Tacky and Makes Me Want to Rob YouBy Madeleine DaviesFebruary 13, 2013 | 10:10pm
- What Is It About A-List Astrologist Susan Miller?By Katie J.M. BakerFebruary 13, 2013 | 9:45pm
- Sad Singletons Go Hungry After 500,000 Lean Cuisines Recalled Because They Are Full of GlassBy Lindy WestFebruary 13, 2013 | 9:20pm
- Dartmouth's Greek Council Unanimously Passes a Promising New Sexual Assault PolicyBy Katie J.M. BakerFebruary 13, 2013 | 9:05pm
- This Week in Tabloids: Super Fuzzy Pix of Pregnant Kate Middleton in a BikiniBy Dodai StewartFebruary 13, 2013 | 8:40pm
- The Back Cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Tells You to Fuck a Piece of ChocolateBy Madeleine DaviesFebruary 13, 2013 | 8:15pm
- Tell Us Your Worst Valentine's Day Stories and Share the RageBy Katie HalperFebruary 13, 2013 | 7:35pm
- Sheriff's School Security Posse Has Guns and a PedophileBy Madeleine DaviesFebruary 13, 2013 | 7:15pm
- It's Not Just Children Who Need Universal PreschoolBy Katie J.M. BakerFebruary 13, 2013 | 6:40pm
- Pregnant Teen Sues Parents For Forcing Her to Get an AbortionBy Katie J.M. BakerFebruary 13, 2013 | 6:20pm
- Valentine's Day Cards for the Friends and Family You Don't HateBy Laura BeckFebruary 13, 2013 | 6:00pm