In addition to owning a fucking castle in the French countryside, actors and ugly face-havers Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have also acquired a vineyard which will begin marketing several varietals of wine to the public next month. The wine is officially named Miraval after their estate, but the label will also bear the Jolie-Pitt name in addition to that of the Perrin family, the renowned winemakers who Brad and Angelina teamed up with to produce the finest wine that we plebs will ever have the opportunity to drink. If it’s good enough for Maddox Jolie-Pitt to get drunk on, then it’s certainly good enough for us.
So now the only thing left to do is brainstorm what Brangelina’s wine will taste like. I am going to say dark fruit and leather with soft notes of sex sweat and modernist furniture, but that’s just my (incredibly well educated) guess. What’s yours?
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie launch wine with Perrin family [Decanter]