- Most Poor Women Would've Gotten Abortions Earlier, But Needed Time to Raise Money for the Costly ProcedureBy Laura BeckJanuary 17, 2013 | 4:30am
- Your Evening Cry: Boy with Cerebral Palsy Races Triathlons with His BrotherBy Laura BeckJanuary 17, 2013 | 4:00am
- If You Like Dogs and You Like Socks, You Will Love Dogs Who Like SocksBy Laura BeckJanuary 17, 2013 | 3:15am
- Elizabeth Banks Says Moms of Only One Child Aren't ‘Really’ Moms, Pisses Off Fake Moms EverywhereBy Laura BeckJanuary 17, 2013 | 2:15am
- Comment of the Day: Storm the CervixBy Laura BeckJanuary 17, 2013 | 1:30am
- Good Job, Society—Kim Kardashian Now Feels the Need to Specify She Won't Be Allowing TV Cameras in Her Birth CanalBy Lindy WestJanuary 17, 2013 | 1:00am
- Today Is Aaliyah's 34th Birthday! We Miss You, Aaliyah!By Madeleine DaviesJanuary 17, 2013 | 12:30am
- See My Vest: Portraits of Pet Owners in Dog Hair SweatersBy Madeleine DaviesJanuary 17, 2013 | 12:00am
- Fox New is Obsessed with Finding Your Porn NameBy Katie HalperJanuary 16, 2013 | 11:30pm
- I Can't Stop Looking at These South Korean Women Who've Had Plastic SurgeryBy Dodai StewartJanuary 16, 2013 | 11:00pm
- Ask Amy Poehler: 'How Do I Start Taking Positivity More Seriously Than Negativity?'By Madeleine DaviesJanuary 16, 2013 | 10:40pm
- Roe v Huh? Most Under 30 Don't Know Roe v. Wade was About AbortionBy Katie HalperJanuary 16, 2013 | 10:20pm
- Happy Hump Day!By Dodai StewartJanuary 16, 2013 | 9:40pm
- These New Anti-Cellulite Jeans Will Also Moisturize Your Dry-Ass SkinBy Dodai StewartJanuary 16, 2013 | 9:20pm
- 'Esquire' Writer Inexplicably Name-Checks Female Celebs He Thinks Are UglyBy Tracie Egan MorrisseyJanuary 16, 2013 | 9:00pm
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- This Week in Tabloids: Here's a Picture of Taylor Swift's Breast Implant ScarBy Dodai StewartJanuary 16, 2013 | 7:30pm
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- Rupert Murdoch Can Bite My Bulbous Butt: The Healthcare Industry's Problems Are Not Caused by Fat PeopleBy Laura BeckJanuary 16, 2013 | 6:30pm
- And Here's a Scene From James Franco's New Gay BDSM Movie [NSFW]By Tracie Egan MorrisseyJanuary 16, 2013 | 6:05pm
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- Indonesian Supreme Court Candidate Says Women Enjoy RapeBy Katie HalperJanuary 16, 2013 | 5:10pm
- The NRA Video on Sasha and Malia the NRA Doesn't Want You to SeeBy Katie HalperJanuary 16, 2013 | 4:40pm
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- What Happens When a Town Has Lots of Single Men and Not Many Women? Bad Things.By Madeleine DaviesJanuary 16, 2013 | 3:30pm
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- You Better Walk For Your Life: When Sloths AttackBy Laura BeckJanuary 16, 2013 | 3:00pm
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- Awesome Indian Men Don Skirts to Protest Rape CultureBy Laura BeckJanuary 16, 2013 | 4:00am
- Vermont's State Bird Might as Well Be a Cat Because Those Muhfuckers Are Crazy About CatsBy Madeleine DaviesJanuary 16, 2013 | 3:15am
- Your Evening Sob: Sandy Hook Children's Choir Sings ‘Somewhere Over the Rainbow’By Laura BeckJanuary 16, 2013 | 2:15am
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- Rape Has Become a 'Significant and Disturbing Feature' of Syria's Civil WarBy Laura BeckJanuary 15, 2013 | 5:50pm
- Quvenzhané Wallis Adorably Stymies Vogue's Attempts to Talk FashionBy Jenna SauersJanuary 15, 2013 | 5:30pm
- Smoking Weed Actually Does Not Lower Your IQBy Tracie Egan MorrisseyJanuary 15, 2013 | 5:10pm
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- NRA Generously Gives Us Free Shooting Games for Four-Year-OldsBy Katie HalperJanuary 15, 2013 | 4:30pm
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- The Future Is Now: Nation's First Bookless Library Coming to TexasBy Laura BeckJanuary 15, 2013 | 3:50pm
- Baby Born on Airplane Named After the Flight Attendant Who Delivered HerBy Laura BeckJanuary 15, 2013 | 3:25pm
- Meet Ilyse Hogue, NARAL's New PresidentBy Katie J.M. BakerJanuary 15, 2013 | 3:00pm
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- You've Got to See This to Believe It: Cat Plays Shell Game, Wins Every TimeBy Laura BeckJanuary 15, 2013 | 4:30am
- Shoko Nakagawa Rocks a Hat Made of BugsBy Laura BeckJanuary 15, 2013 | 4:00am
- Who the Hell Collects These Django Unchained Slave Action Figures?By Laura BeckJanuary 15, 2013 | 3:00am
- Attention Sleepy Heads: Nap Your Way to Fortune and Fame!By Laura BeckJanuary 15, 2013 | 2:15am
- Comment of the Day: Unfunny Women and Sky High RatingsBy Laura BeckJanuary 15, 2013 | 1:30am
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- Dog Trampled by Kittens Is a Very Great Dog, IndeedBy Laura BeckJanuary 15, 2013 | 12:45am
- Anna Kendrick Is Done Watching Ryan Gosling Movies in Public SpacesBy Madeleine DaviesJanuary 15, 2013 | 12:30am
- Transphobia Is a Goddamn Embarrassment to Us AllBy Lindy WestJanuary 15, 2013 | 12:00am
- Oh, Go Get a Fucking Flu Shot Already!By Lindy WestJanuary 14, 2013 | 11:40pm
- Are Moms Supposed to Want to Be MILFs Now?By Tracy MooreJanuary 14, 2013 | 11:20pm
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- Nation's Nudists Court Corporate SponsorshipBy Laura BeckJanuary 14, 2013 | 4:40pm
- The Good, the Bad and the Tragically Ugly Gowns of the Golden GlobesBy Dodai StewartJanuary 14, 2013 | 4:20pm
- Are You a Prude or a Slut? A Handy Guide to Proper Skirt LengthBy Laura BeckJanuary 14, 2013 | 3:40pm
- Praise Be! Justin Timberlake Finally Releases Some New MusicBy Madeleine DaviesJanuary 14, 2013 | 3:00pm
- ACLU Wins Severance Pay for Victims of Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Including Disproportionately Discharged Women and People of ColorBy Laura BeckJanuary 14, 2013 | 2:30pm
- American Royalty Blue Ivy Got a Diamond Barbie For Her First BirthdayBy Anna BreslawJanuary 14, 2013 | 2:00pm
- Jodie Foster Comes Out in Most Epic Awards Speech of Our TimeBy Laura BeckJanuary 14, 2013 | 4:10am
- Tina Fey and Amy Poehler Kill It Dead During the Golden Globes OpeningBy Laura BeckJanuary 14, 2013 | 3:00am
- Live Coverage: The 2013 Golden GlobesBy Laura BeckJanuary 14, 2013 | 12:00am
- Sunday Sign-Off: Swallow Your Golden Globes MedicineBy Doug BarryJanuary 13, 2013 | 11:30pm
- Showtime Announces Awesome-Sounding 'Psychosexual Horror' Series About Victorian MonstersBy Doug BarryJanuary 13, 2013 | 11:00pm
- Heather Graham’s Sensual Saturday Bubble Bath Interrupted by a Raging Candle FireBy Doug BarryJanuary 13, 2013 | 10:30pm
- Russians Take Part in a ‘March Against Scoundrels’ to Protest Adoption BanBy Doug BarryJanuary 13, 2013 | 10:00pm
- Child Bribery Is a Totally Legit Parenting Technique, Insists Infamous Child BriberBy Doug BarryJanuary 13, 2013 | 9:30pm
- Singapore Anti-Groping PSA Features Terrible Puns, Victim-Blaming ‘Tips’By Doug BarryJanuary 13, 2013 | 9:00pm
- Great Galloping Glutes!By Doug BarryJanuary 13, 2013 | 8:30pm