- Christmas Trees The Latest Front In Imaginary War On ChristmasBy Margaret HartmannNovember 10, 2011 | 2:30pm
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- Relive The Royal Wedding With Horribly Disfigured Pippa & Kate Middleton DollsBy Margaret HartmannNovember 10, 2011 | 4:50am
- Penn State Fires President & Head Coach Over Child Abuse ScandalBy Margaret HartmannNovember 10, 2011 | 4:28am
- Nickelodeon: Moms Want To Escape — By Watching More Shows About MotherhoodBy Margaret HartmannNovember 10, 2011 | 3:05am
- Child Abuse Case Hinges On Whether 9-Year-Old Really Was 'Driving Good'By Margaret HartmannNovember 10, 2011 | 2:06am
- Comment Of The Day: Herman Cain Don't Give A ShitBy Margaret HartmannNovember 10, 2011 | 1:42am
- There Is Such A Thing As Marshmallow Vodka, And Amber Rose Is Its FaceBy Dodai StewartNovember 10, 2011 | 1:15am
- Eddie Murphy Quits Oscars Hosting Gig Over Ratner's ExitBy Margaret HartmannNovember 10, 2011 | 1:01am
- Real Friends Will Defend You From Saber-Toothed TigersBy Anna NorthNovember 10, 2011 | 12:45am
- Roseanne Barr And Son Publicly Feud About The 'Point' Of Feminism On TwitterBy Whitney JeffersonNovember 10, 2011 | 12:30am
- Feel Like Miuccia Prada, Ride A SlideBy Jenna SauersNovember 10, 2011 | 12:10am
- What if Penn State's Coach Had Victimized Girls?By Erin Gloria RyanNovember 10, 2011 | 12:00am
- Dogs Talk, Walk, And Dance In Fantastic Film From 1930By Whitney JeffersonNovember 9, 2011 | 11:55pm
- Drinking Turns Women Into Sad InsomniacsBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 9, 2011 | 11:40pm
- The 'Superbass' Tutu Girls Cover AdeleBy Whitney JeffersonNovember 9, 2011 | 11:25pm
- Ancient Mite Rides On Top Of Spider In Gross, Awesome FossilBy Anna NorthNovember 9, 2011 | 11:05pm
- Worth It: The Ultimate Shirt For A Rangy, Small-Boobed GalBy Jenna SauersNovember 9, 2011 | 10:50pm
- Watch The Opening Scene Of The Muppets MovieBy Whitney JeffersonNovember 9, 2011 | 10:35pm
- Pregnant Sex Was The Best Sex I Ever HadBy Tracy MooreNovember 9, 2011 | 10:20pm
- Black Ladies Agree That They're AwesomeBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 9, 2011 | 10:05pm
- Happy Hump Day!By Dodai StewartNovember 9, 2011 | 9:50pm
- Are Bisexual Women Getting The Short End Of The Emotional Stick?By Margaret HartmannNovember 9, 2011 | 9:30pm
- Student Paper Under Fire For Groundbreaking Coverage Of Streaker's JunkBy Anna NorthNovember 9, 2011 | 9:10pm
- Betty White's Life, By The NumbersBy Whitney JeffersonNovember 9, 2011 | 8:50pm
- This Week In Tabloids: Mariah's Eating 1200 Calories A Day, Hasn't Weighed Herself Since 1998By Dodai StewartNovember 9, 2011 | 8:30pm
- Kirsten Dunst Isn't Comfortable Talking About Her Depression, But She Will AnyhowBy Whitney JeffersonNovember 9, 2011 | 8:10pm
- Cranky Eighteenth-Century Johns Deemed Prostitutes Old, Money-Grubbing, And IlliterateBy Charlotte ShaneNovember 9, 2011 | 7:50pm
- Taylor Lautner's Bodyguard Does Not Allow Manhandling Of The WerewolfBy Dodai StewartNovember 9, 2011 | 7:30pm
- First-Ever Openly Lesbian Contestant Will Bring Tux, Message To PageantBy Anna NorthNovember 9, 2011 | 7:10pm
- The Real Reason Why Older Men Want To Date YouBy Hugo SchwyzerNovember 9, 2011 | 6:50pm
- At A Versace Show, You Wear Prints. Loud, Screaming Prints.By Jenny ZhangNovember 9, 2011 | 6:30pm
- Herman Cain's Accuser Must Be Lying; She Complained About Another Thing At Another JobBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 9, 2011 | 6:10pm
- All The Cool Monkey Moms Help Their Sons Get LaidBy Doug BarryNovember 9, 2011 | 5:50pm
- See Joseph Gordon-Levitt Cover R. Kelly's 'Ignition'By Margaret HartmannNovember 9, 2011 | 5:30pm
- Mounties Allegedly Ignored Sexual Assault Of Own OfficersBy Anna NorthNovember 9, 2011 | 5:10pm
- Chloë Sevigny Thinks Her Clothes Could Help SnookiBy Jenna SauersNovember 9, 2011 | 4:50pm
- Defeated Personhood Advocates Vow To Continue Their Idiotic FightBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 9, 2011 | 4:30pm
- Mary Matalin: Cain Accusers Are Just 'Feminists Who Want[ed] To Be Offended'By Whitney JeffersonNovember 9, 2011 | 4:10pm
- MMA Fighter Wins Twitter Award, Celebrates By Tweeting Rape JokesBy Anna NorthNovember 9, 2011 | 3:50pm
- Sexy Online Scams Render Men StupidBy Margaret HartmannNovember 9, 2011 | 3:30pm
- The New Push For Gender Segregation In IsraelBy Margaret HartmannNovember 9, 2011 | 3:10pm
- Doctor Officially Diagnoses Michelle Duggar's LadypartsBy Dodai StewartNovember 9, 2011 | 2:50pm
- Air France, Where French Burqas Run FreeBy Margaret HartmannNovember 9, 2011 | 2:30pm
- Homophobic Misogynist Brett Ratner Shows How To Lose An Oscar Gig In Five DaysBy Luke MaloneNovember 9, 2011 | 2:00pm
- Glee Traumatizes Children By Advocating Loving, Responsible SexBy Margaret HartmannNovember 9, 2011 | 6:26am
- Yearbook Pics Show Cheerleader Michele Bachmann & 'Most Likely To Succeed' Herman CainBy Margaret HartmannNovember 9, 2011 | 4:19am
- Score One For Sanity: Mississippi Defeats Absurd Personhood InitiativeBy Margaret HartmannNovember 9, 2011 | 4:15am
- Gay Penguin Couple Forced To Go StraightBy Margaret HartmannNovember 9, 2011 | 2:33am
- Watch Herman Cain Staunchly Refuse To Put Herman Cain's Presidential Campaign Out of Its MiseryBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 9, 2011 | 2:01am
- Comment Of The Day: Duggars Ignore Mother Goose's Cautionary TaleBy Margaret HartmannNovember 9, 2011 | 1:33am
- Dog Pees In The Most Mesmerizing Way PossibleBy Dodai StewartNovember 9, 2011 | 1:15am
- Jessica Simpson Finally Revealed She's Pregnant Because The 'Stomach Spoke For Itself'By Margaret HartmannNovember 9, 2011 | 1:00am
- Hollywood Walk Of Fame Sadly Lacking In MinoritiesBy Dodai StewartNovember 9, 2011 | 12:45am
- Spencer Pratt Finally Realizes That Whole 'Hills' Thing May Have Been A MistakeBy Whitney JeffersonNovember 9, 2011 | 12:30am
- How Many Supermodels Can You Cram Into A Single Duran Duran Video?By Jenna SauersNovember 9, 2011 | 12:15am
- What's On Berlusconi's Bucket List?By Anna NorthNovember 9, 2011 | 12:00am
- Melissa McCarthy Is The New Face Of Ivory SoapBy Whitney JeffersonNovember 8, 2011 | 11:40pm
- New TV Show Focuses On How You're Going To Be Alone ForeverBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 8, 2011 | 11:20pm
- Here Are Those Shirtless, Sexy Photos Of The Jerry Maguire Kid You Didn't Ask ForBy Whitney JeffersonNovember 8, 2011 | 11:05pm
- Herman Cain's Guide To Workplace EtiquetteBy Rose SurnowNovember 8, 2011 | 10:40pm
- Tell Us Your Horrifying Period StoriesBy Dodai StewartNovember 8, 2011 | 10:20pm
- Groupon, The MovieBy Whitney JeffersonNovember 8, 2011 | 10:00pm
- The Creepy Castration Rhetoric Of The Personhood CampaignBy Anna NorthNovember 8, 2011 | 9:40pm
- Weirdo Would Like To Trade Weed For 'Teens'By Anna NorthNovember 8, 2011 | 9:20pm
- Ugh, Herman Cain Accuser #2 Outed Against Her WillBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 8, 2011 | 9:00pm
- Breaking: Drake Hates Tumblr!By Dodai StewartNovember 8, 2011 | 8:40pm
- What To Do If You Find That You Have Injured YourselfBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 8, 2011 | 8:20pm
- Worth It: Pretty Tights That Stand The Test Of TimeBy Anna NorthNovember 8, 2011 | 8:00pm
- Silvio Berlusconi Finally Says He'll Step DownBy Anna NorthNovember 8, 2011 | 7:34pm
- The Ghosts Of Camille's Grandparents Out Kelsey Grammer As A Cross-DresserBy Whitney JeffersonNovember 8, 2011 | 7:20pm
- Freshly Gay Jenna Lyons Selling The Gorgeous House That J. Crew BuiltBy Jenna SauersNovember 8, 2011 | 7:00pm
- Missing Cat Walks 1,865 Miles To Find Her Way HomeBy Margaret HartmannNovember 8, 2011 | 6:40pm
- Your Fave Boob Tube Stars Were Sparkly, Sweet & Sexy At The TV Guide PartyBy Jenny ZhangNovember 8, 2011 | 6:20pm
- Awesome Woman Turns 106 Thanks To Poor Diet & Enjoying 'Good Times'By Margaret HartmannNovember 8, 2011 | 6:00pm
- Herman Cain Calls His Accuser A Liar, Laughs UncomfortablyBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 8, 2011 | 5:40pm
- Four Awesome Words: Absolutely Fabulous, The MovieBy Dodai StewartNovember 8, 2011 | 5:20pm
- Court Rules FDA Can't Shame Smokers With Gross Cigarette LabelsBy Margaret HartmannNovember 8, 2011 | 5:00pm
- Desperate For Attention, Ashley Madison Releases New Stupid AdBy Anna NorthNovember 8, 2011 | 4:45pm
- 10 Things Besides Zygotes That Should Also Be Declared 'Persons'By Erin Gloria RyanNovember 8, 2011 | 4:30pm
- Beyoncé's Baby Will Bathe In The Blingiest Bathtub EverBy Whitney JeffersonNovember 8, 2011 | 4:00pm
- TSA Makes Flying Less Heinous For 1%, Promises To Appease The Rest Of Us SoonBy Margaret HartmannNovember 8, 2011 | 3:40pm
- Angelina, Brad & Chicly Color-Coordinated Brood Arrive In JapanBy Dodai StewartNovember 8, 2011 | 3:20pm
- Woman Chases Down Subway Groper, Picks Him Out Of A LineupBy Margaret HartmannNovember 8, 2011 | 3:00pm
- OMFG The Duggars Are Spawning For The 20th TimeBy Dodai StewartNovember 8, 2011 | 2:40pm
- Gay Couples Drive Up Housing Values — Unless Their Neighbors Are BigotsBy Anna NorthNovember 8, 2011 | 2:20pm
- Control-Freak Marc Warns JLo Not To Let Booty Calls Near The KidsBy Luke MaloneNovember 8, 2011 | 2:00pm
- Warning: Boy Scouts May Cause Extremely Premature Beard GrowthBy Margaret HartmannNovember 8, 2011 | 4:52am
- Herman Cain: Who Among Us Hasn't Been Accused Of Harassing The Ladies?By Margaret HartmannNovember 8, 2011 | 4:46am
- Boy Caught Busting A Move While Doing The DishesBy Margaret HartmannNovember 8, 2011 | 3:44am
- Newer Birth Control Pills Are More Dangerous, But Probably Won't Kill YouBy Margaret HartmannNovember 8, 2011 | 3:23am
- Comment Of The Day: Badly Behaved Adults Get A Time OutBy Margaret HartmannNovember 8, 2011 | 1:32am
- Matthew Fox Sues Woman He Allegedly Punched In The GenitalsBy Margaret HartmannNovember 8, 2011 | 1:00am
- You Probably Already Have Pork-Cat SyndromeBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 8, 2011 | 12:45am
- Pregnant Jessica Simpson Farts 225 Times A DayBy Whitney JeffersonNovember 8, 2011 | 12:30am
- Turn In Your Pythons Before They Drive You MadBy Anna NorthNovember 8, 2011 | 12:15am
- Politicians Have Always Loved To Shit On Planned ParenthoodBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 8, 2011 | 12:00am
- Weepy, Maybe-Pregnant Kate Major Alleges Coked-Up Michael Lohan Raped HerBy Dodai StewartNovember 7, 2011 | 11:40pm
- Preparing For The Victoria's Secret Show Is Not 'Like Training For A Marathon,' Since Runners Eat SolidsBy Jenna SauersNovember 7, 2011 | 11:20pm
- Nature Creates Killer Coyote-Wolf Hybrid That Will Survive ApocalypseBy Anna NorthNovember 7, 2011 | 11:00pm
- Rude, Nutsack-Obsessed Dude Can't Figure Out Why He's Still SingleBy Whitney JeffersonNovember 7, 2011 | 10:40pm
- A Sexy Reindeer, Dressed As A BumblebeeBy Joshua SiegelNovember 7, 2011 | 10:20pm
- Courtney Stodden Has Breasts Expertly Examined To Prove She Is Rilly RillBy Whitney JeffersonNovember 7, 2011 | 10:00pm
- What's The Worst Thing Anyone's Ever Called You?By Anna NorthNovember 7, 2011 | 9:40pm
- Dr. Conrad Murray Found Guilty of Manslaughter, Not Guilty In Death Of Michael Jackson's CareerBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 7, 2011 | 9:20pm
- Aubrey Plaza Met Ryan Gosling & Didn't Cry, Shake Or Propose (Like We Would)By Whitney JeffersonNovember 7, 2011 | 9:00pm
- Where Are All The Female Mentor Characters?By Stella CarterNovember 7, 2011 | 8:40pm
- Magazine Of Yesteryear Speaks To Career Girls & Homemakers Of TomorrowBy Dodai StewartNovember 7, 2011 | 8:20pm