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Let's Face It—You Are Not Following Through on Any of This 'Resolution' ShitBy Lindy WestJanuary 1, 2013 | 12:00am - Before Kansas City Chiefs Game, a Moment of Silence For Victims of Domestic ViolenceBy Laura BeckDecember 3, 2012 | 4:00am
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- Saturday Night Social: Happy Birthday, Bette MidlerBy Anna BreslawDecember 1, 2012 | 11:30pm
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- Internet Assholes Troll Bay Area Poet By Putting Up Her Video, Titling It ‘Big Girl Does Poem On Dick!'By Anna BreslawDecember 1, 2012 | 8:15pm
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- Lindsay Lohan Called That Woman a Thief and a "Fucking Gypsy" Right Before She Punched HerBy Anna BreslawDecember 1, 2012 | 4:30pm
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- Crisis Pregnancy Centers Makes Parents Study the Bible to Receive Baby SuppliesBy Katie J.M. BakerDecember 1, 2012 | 12:00am
- Crisis Pregnancy Centers Makes Parents Study the Bible to Receive Baby SuppliesBy Katie J.M. BakerDecember 1, 2012 | 12:00am
- Fed Up with Sexist Trolls, Female Comic Goes Silent Until Good Guys Speak UpBy Hugo SchwyzerNovember 30, 2012 | 11:40pm
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- TGIF: Show Us Your Squee!By Dodai StewartNovember 30, 2012 | 10:40pm
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- Death Sentence for Hideous Sex-Torture Dungeon ManBy Laura BeckNovember 30, 2012 | 5:40pm
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- When Will We Stop Pretending That College Athletes Can't Be Rapists?By Katie J.M. BakerNovember 30, 2012 | 4:30pm
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- French Are Drinking Less Wine, So We Ask Them to Send Us the ExtraBy Laura BeckNovember 30, 2012 | 3:00pm
- More Colleges Dropping SAT or ACT in Favor of Admissions Requirements That Suck LessBy Laura BeckNovember 30, 2012 | 2:30pm
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- Australian Rebel Wilson Hangs Out With Australian Kangaroos in AustraliaBy Laura BeckNovember 30, 2012 | 5:00am
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