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Kim Davis Fails (Again!) to Ruin Same-Sex MarriageBy Danielle HanNovember 10, 2025 | 1:56pm -
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Maybe It Ends With $161 Million in Damages By Lauren TousignantNovember 7, 2025 | 9:53am -
Thanks for Not Insisting on Dying in Office, Nancy PelosiBy Danielle HanNovember 6, 2025 | 6:08pm -
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Ah, Motherly AdviceBy Claire GuinanNovember 6, 2025 | 4:50pm -
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Good Luck Flying Home This ThanksgivingBy Danielle HanNovember 6, 2025 | 1:57pm -
Tom Brady Cloned His Dog, If Anybody Even CaresBy Claire GuinanNovember 6, 2025 | 12:29pm -
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…Why Is There a “The Oval Office” Sign Outside The Oval Office?By Jacob WeindlingNovember 5, 2025 | 2:38pm -
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Small-d Democrats Fight BackBy Jacob WeindlingNovember 5, 2025 | 1:37pm -
Behold the Right’s Post-Election 2025 CrashoutBy Danielle HanNovember 5, 2025 | 12:51pm -
That Was the Quickest, Least Stressful Election Night I've Ever ExperiencedBy Lauren TousignantNovember 5, 2025 | 8:25am -
Sorry (Not Sorry) to This Man, Who DiedBy Lauren TousignantNovember 4, 2025 | 6:46pm -
Trump May Have Popped the Crypto BubbleBy Jacob WeindlingNovember 4, 2025 | 5:19pm -
Election Day 2025: Record Turnout in NYC & Bomb Threats in New JerseyBy Danielle HanNovember 4, 2025 | 3:52pm -
More Bad News: Tech Bros Are Sperm RacingBy Jackie JenningsNovember 4, 2025 | 2:40pm -
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What Is This Feeling?By Alise MoralesNovember 4, 2025 | 11:41am -
Dick Cheney, Architect of Our Modern Trumpian Malaise, Dies at 84By Jacob WeindlingNovember 4, 2025 | 11:32am -
Women’s Soccer Coach Let ChatGPT Run Her DefenseBy Alyssa MercanteNovember 4, 2025 | 9:07am -
Ken Paxton Bags Another Loss in Battle Against Shield LawsBy Danielle HanNovember 3, 2025 | 4:30pm -
It Ends With...AnticlimaxBy Audra HeinrichsNovember 3, 2025 | 12:57pm -
A Little Party Never Killed Nobody but Lack of Access to Food DoesBy Danielle HanNovember 3, 2025 | 11:23am -
Guess Who Sydney Sweeney Saw This WeekendBy Audra HeinrichsNovember 3, 2025 | 10:04am -
As SNAP Was About to Expire, Trump Sent Billions to Other Countries, Accepted a Crown, and Worked on a BallroomBy Susan RinkunasOctober 31, 2025 | 7:37pm -
Trump's Favorite Border Patrol Chief Is Really Leaning Into a Certain...ImageBy Danielle HanOctober 31, 2025 | 6:03pm -
Usha, U Good??By Danielle HanOctober 31, 2025 | 5:30pm -
How Much Do We Think Prince Andrew Is *Not* Sweating Right Now?By Audra HeinrichsOctober 31, 2025 | 3:35pm -
Trump’s Anti-Trans Agenda Is Hurting Veterans With Male Breast CancerBy Danielle HanOctober 31, 2025 | 2:48pm -
Katie Miller Crashes Out On-Air After Being Called a Liar By Danielle HanOctober 31, 2025 | 12:24pm -
Bleak Days Ahead - But No Room for DespairBy Tiernan CannonOctober 31, 2025 | 10:44am -
Maybe It's Time for Jon Stewart to Step BackBy Jason TabrysOctober 31, 2025 | 10:32am -
Trump Finally Punishes Russia. What Now?By Jen KirbyOctober 31, 2025 | 10:16am -
Former Reality Star Tells Other Reality Star That Man Did, in Fact, Land on MoonBy Audra HeinrichsOctober 31, 2025 | 9:58am -
Kourtney Kardashian Will Not Be Getting Off Her Ass to WorkBy Audra HeinrichsOctober 30, 2025 | 3:57pm -
Great Hunger: Gang Violence Deepens Haiti’s Food CrisisBy Tiernan CannonOctober 30, 2025 | 12:49pm -
What We Applauded & What We Endured at the New York Film FestivalBy Audra HeinrichsOctober 30, 2025 | 12:41pm -
Cheryl Hines and Larry David No Longer SpeakBy Audra HeinrichsOctober 30, 2025 | 10:26am -
The Trump Administration Is Creating a Modern Monroe Doctrine to Subjugate Latin AmericaBy Roqayah ChamseddineOctober 30, 2025 | 10:21am -
According to 'Terrifier' Actress' Lawsuit, the Real Horrors Happened OffscreenBy Audra HeinrichsOctober 29, 2025 | 7:21pm -
16 Last-Minute Topical Halloween Costumes for Anyone Who's Already Blocked Out 2025By Claire GuinanOctober 29, 2025 | 5:49pm -
Elon Musk Makes the Internet Worse AgainBy Danielle HanOctober 29, 2025 | 4:55pm -
How Evangelicals Justify Economic InequalityBy Ross PomeroyOctober 29, 2025 | 1:32pm -
10 Spine-Chilling Stories That Will Make Your Skin CrawlBy Nora Biette-TimmonsOctober 29, 2025 | 1:19pm -
I'm a Child of Frankie Muniz and Hilary Duff's (Friendship) DivorceBy Audra HeinrichsOctober 29, 2025 | 12:16pm -
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GOP Blames Democrats as 42 Million Americans Face Losing Food AidBy Danielle HanOctober 28, 2025 | 5:34pm -
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Trump Takes Credit for Another Peace Deal: Cambodia-Thailand EditionBy Jen KirbyOctober 28, 2025 | 1:59pm -
The Thirteen Most Exasperated Comments from the Dallas Fed Business SurveyBy Jacob WeindlingOctober 28, 2025 | 1:41pm -
Mike Johnson Says He Thinks Trump Knows About the 22nd AmendmentBy Danielle HanOctober 28, 2025 | 1:08pm -
Good for Jennifer Lawrence!By Alise MoralesOctober 28, 2025 | 11:09am -
Two More Banks Have Been Implicated in Jeffrey Epstein's CrimesBy Audra HeinrichsOctober 27, 2025 | 4:40pm -
AI Is America’s Existential CrisisBy Jacob WeindlingOctober 27, 2025 | 4:22pm -
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Jameela Jamil Claims She Had Multiple Orgasms While DJing for Farmers By Audra HeinrichsOctober 27, 2025 | 10:33am -
For Returning to Myself, Brandi Carlile Had to Get LostBy Andy CrumpOctober 25, 2025 | 10:19pm -
ICE Recruits Are Failing Background Checks, Drug Tests, Fitness Standards, & Open-Book ExamsBy Susan RinkunasOctober 24, 2025 | 5:04pm -
Trump Bulldozes Away a Century's Worth of Women’s Contributions to the White HouseBy Danielle HanOctober 24, 2025 | 4:51pm -
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Feckless Democratic Leader Finally Endorses Popular Democratic Candidate for Mayor of America’s Largest CityBy Jacob WeindlingOctober 24, 2025 | 1:50pm -
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Michigan Women Sue the State So They Can't Be Forced to Be IncubatorsBy Susan RinkunasOctober 24, 2025 | 11:14am -
Bari Weiss Got Herself Some 'Beefy' BodyguardsBy Audra HeinrichsOctober 23, 2025 | 5:51pm -
Andrew Cuomo Doubles (Triples? Quadruples?) Down on RacismBy Danielle HanOctober 23, 2025 | 4:32pm -
Do ICE Recruits Know How to Read?By Jacob WeindlingOctober 23, 2025 | 2:24pm -
What Lengths Would You Go to for a Free Movie???By Claire GuinanOctober 23, 2025 | 1:10pm -
Sports Embraced the Devil, and Now the Devil Is At their DoorstepBy Jacob WeindlingOctober 23, 2025 | 12:16pm -
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Exclusive Cover Reveal + Excerpt: Alicia Thompson’s 'In Every Possible Way'By Lacy Baugher MilasOctober 22, 2025 | 6:09pm -
Well, That's 1 Way to Talk About Infidelity...By Audra HeinrichsOctober 22, 2025 | 5:10pm -
Viral Video Serves as Important Reminder Why Male Loneliness Epidemic ExistsBy Danielle HanOctober 22, 2025 | 4:26pm -
Trump Attacks American Ranchers in More Ways Than OneBy Jacob WeindlingOctober 22, 2025 | 4:04pm -
Pregnant ICE Detainees Have Been Shackled, Forced Into Solitary ConfinementBy Danielle HanOctober 22, 2025 | 3:25pm -
Japan's 1st Female Prime Minister Is a Pick-Me GirlbossBy Danielle HanOctober 22, 2025 | 10:50am -
Federal Judges Are Mad at the Supreme CourtBy Thor BensonOctober 22, 2025 | 10:06am -
Trump's Attacks On Healthcare Hit the Poorest the HardestBy Roqayah ChamseddineOctober 22, 2025 | 9:44am -
County Coroner Who Hoarded 'Rotting Corpses' Ruins Halloween for His CommunityBy Lauren TousignantOctober 21, 2025 | 5:39pm -
Allegedly Pro-Choice Susan Collins Confirms Yet Another Anti-Abortion Judge to Lifetime SeatBy Susan RinkunasOctober 21, 2025 | 4:50pm -
The Texas State Fair Suggests the Economy Is At a Turning PointBy Jacob WeindlingOctober 21, 2025 | 2:46pm -
Another Trump Nominee With a Racist Past Has Entered the ChatBy Danielle HanOctober 21, 2025 | 1:48pm -
Why Would You Run for Senate Before Knowing You Have a Nazi Tattoo?By Jacob WeindlingOctober 21, 2025 | 12:31pm -
Kristen Bell Turns Off the CommentsBy Alise MoralesOctober 21, 2025 | 11:32am -
Texas Woman Says Her Abortion 'Gave Me the Chance to Become a Mom'By Danielle HanOctober 20, 2025 | 4:16pm -
No Kings Was America’s Largest Protest Since 1970By Jacob WeindlingOctober 20, 2025 | 12:11pm -
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Trump’s Response to Millions of Americans Protesting? Fantasizing About Dropping Poop on ThemBy Danielle HanOctober 20, 2025 | 10:19am -
Jennifer Lawrence: Robert Pattinson Is 'One of the Girls'—but 'He's Also Like My Daughter'By Audra HeinrichsOctober 20, 2025 | 9:46am -
Mike Johnson Still Refuses to Swear in New Arizona Rep. Who Could Force Vote on Epstein FilesBy Susan RinkunasOctober 17, 2025 | 6:01pm -
Virginia Giuffre's Memoir Puts a Needful Spotlight Back on Ghislaine Maxwell's CrimesBy Audra HeinrichsOctober 17, 2025 | 5:03pm -
Breaking Down the NYC Mayoral Candidates' Bodega OrdersBy Claire GuinanOctober 17, 2025 | 4:19pm -
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