ICE Recruits Are Failing Background Checks, Drug Tests, Fitness Standards, & Open-Book Exams

Barf Bag: It turns out that the folks most eager to brutalize non-white people aren’t exactly our country’s best or brightest.

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ICE Recruits Are Failing Background Checks, Drug Tests, Fitness Standards, & Open-Book Exams

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People may know that the Trump administration is seeking to hire and train 10,000 new Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents by the end of the year to carry out an openly racist mass deportation agenda. The Big, Ugly Bill that passed in July gives the agency $75 billion over four years, nearly tripling its budget.

In order to meet that recruiting goal, ICE is throwing signing bonuses of up to $50,000 and student loan forgiveness at applicants, as well as lowering its standards. Previously, people had to be younger than 37 or 40 to apply, depending on the job, but that age cap has now been lifted entirely. How is this all going? Not well!

It turns out that the folks most eager to brutalize non-white people aren’t exactly our country’s best or brightest.

First, The Atlantic reported this week that more than a third of new recruits could not pass a physical fitness test in which they have to complete 15 push-ups, 32 sit-ups, and run 1.5 miles in less than 14 minutes, 25 seconds. (That’s a per-mile pace of about 9:37.) Four anonymous officials told the outlet they were concerned about the quality of recruits being fast-tracked onto U.S. streets just to meet Trump’s goal. Currently, people self-certify that they can complete the test, but it becomes apparent once they get to the agency’s training facility in Georgia that a lot of them are lying. Per the Atlantic:

An email from ICE headquarters to the agency’s top officials on October 5 lamented that “a considerable amount of athletically allergic candidates” had been showing up to the academy; they had “misrepresented” their physical condition on application forms. The email directed leaders at ICE’s field offices to conduct preliminary fitness exams with new recruits before sending them to the academy.

Incredible stuff.

Then, on Wednesday, NBC News reported that ICE has advanced recruits to the training program before the agency’s vetting process is fully complete because they’re rushing to get people into uniform. That has led to people traveling to Georgia for training, only for officials to learn that they failed a drug test or have past or pending criminal charges, though that has been a problem for fewer than 10 people, sources said. Still, some recruits hadn’t even submitted their fingerprints for necessary background checks.

NBC says that, since the hiring surge began this summer, ICE has dismissed more than 200 people for not meeting requirements while they were already in training. (ICE said these figures are for people who haven’t worked in law enforcement before and that former cops and former ICE officers go through a different training process.)

The most common reasons for getting the boot were not clearing the fitness standards and being unable to pass an open-book exam on legal issues. NBC said that nearly half of those sent home failed the test, which it described as “an exam in which officers are allowed to consult their textbooks and notes at the end of a legal course on the Immigration and Nationality Act and the Fourth Amendment, which outlines when officers can and can’t conduct searches and seizures.” Bruh.

All of this is undoubtedly funny, but it’s also scary since some people will undoubtedly slip through the cracks of an overwhelmed human resources office fielding tens of thousands of applications and get hired despite red flags.

“[One current DHS official] said many of the issues that have been flagged during training surface only because the recruits admitted they didn’t submit to fingerprinting or drug testing before they arrived. “What about the ones who don’t admit it?” the official said.

Because this is too dark to contemplate at the moment, we will leave you with two amusing video clips.

After ICE removed the age caps, former “Superman” actor Dean Cain said in August that he was joining ICE to help support Trump’s mission. Later that month, the agency posted a video of the 59-year-old “running” through the obstacle course in Georgia, with a link to join ICE. Inspiring!

ICE just posted this video to Twitter with the caption:"TV’s former 'man of steel' Dean Cain runs through the obstacle course during training to become an ICE officer at the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center in Georgia. http://Join.ICE.gov"

Matt Novak (@paleofuture.bsky.social) 2025-08-23T15:40:52.041Z

Earlier this month, Saturday Night Live skewered the kinds of people rushing to join the agency. SNL legend Tina Fey did a cameo as DHS Secretary Kristi Noem, in which she does a pitch for joining the secret police, with Amy Poehler as Attorney General Pam Bondi responding to her questions. “Do you need a job now? [Yeah.] Are you a big tough guy? [Yeah.] Tough enough for the army or the police? [No.] But do you take supplements that you bought at a gas station? [Daily.]…Then buckle up and slap on some Oakleys, big boy, welcome to ICE.”

@nbcsnlpam bondi’s senate judiciary committee hearing♬ original sound – Saturday Night Live – SNL

We can only hope Fey returns this weekend to further drag these knuckle-draggers.


More barf:

  • Speaking of Kristi Noem, DHS spent $172 million to buy two private jets for her and other top department officials. [New York Times]
  • GOP Senators are, for now, acting upset that Trump is trying to extort the Department of Justice for $230 million over its past investigations of him. [The Hill]
  • We did a whole post on the East Wing-slash-ballroom travesty. [Jezebel]
  • Due to the ongoing government shutdown, at least 25 states plan to pause benefits for the nation’s largest anti-hunger initiative, the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP), on November 1. [Politico]
  • After two more illegal boat strikes in international waters this week, the official death toll is now 37 people who were never charged with crimes. [New York Times]
  • Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth told Pentagon staffers that they need to get permission before interacting with members of Congress. Totally normal! [Reuters]
  • U.S. attorney Lindsey Halligan, who brought baseless prosecutions of former FBI director James Comey and New York Attorney General Letitia James, texted a journalist on Signal to whine about coverage and later tried to demand that it was all off the record. Not how that works! [Lawfare]
  • Trump appears to be canceling tariff negotiations with Canada because the province of Ontario used a clip of Ronald Reagan talking about not liking tariffs in an ad. [Associated Press]
  • Trump pissed off ranchers by suggesting that the U.S. would quadruple its beef imports from Argentina, a country whose far-right leader he likes, to try to lower prices. [Politico/NBC News]
  • House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-New York) finally endorsed New York City Democratic Mayoral nominee Zohran Mamdani, one day before early voting begins. Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-New York) still has yet to endorse. [NBC News]
  • Earlier this week, a January 6 rioter whom Trump pardoned was charged with threatening to kill Jeffries at a public event. [CBS News]
  • Speaking of pardons! Newly freed former Rep. George Santos (R-New York) isn’t ruling out a future run for Congress. [NOTUS]

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