- Republican House Candidate Is a 9/11 Truther Who Believes Beyonce, Jay-Z, and Taylor Swift Are in the IlluminatiBy Ashley ReeseMay 25, 2018 | 5:28pm
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- Don Jr. Reportedly Dreams of Being a Book BoyBy Prachi GuptaMay 25, 2018 | 1:22pm
- Scott Pruitt Twice Proposed Anti-Abortion Legislation Granting Men 'Property Rights' Over FetusesBy Hannah GoldMay 25, 2018 | 2:30am
- Last Year, Trump Earned Over $100,000 Selling GarbageBy Stassa EdwardsMay 24, 2018 | 10:30pm
- Trump Mad Immigration Court System Isn't More Fucked Up and Unfair Than It Already Is By Ashley ReeseMay 24, 2018 | 10:20pm
- The Senate Finally Passed a Sexual Harassment Bill, but a Bullshit Version By Prachi GuptaMay 24, 2018 | 9:21pm
- Michael Avenatti Wants Stormy Daniels to Have Her Day in Court Like Yesterday By Ashley ReeseMay 24, 2018 | 7:21pm
- Parkland Survivors Might Be the Next Crop of Congressional InternsBy Ashley ReeseMay 24, 2018 | 3:27pm
- World Endures Another Sloppy Pullout By Ellie ShechetMay 24, 2018 | 2:24pm
- Betsy DeVos Believes 'School Choice' Includes Schools Choosing to Report Undocumented Students to ICEBy Prachi GuptaMay 24, 2018 | 2:19pm
- Jared Kushner Finally Got His Big Boy Security ClearanceBy Ashley ReeseMay 23, 2018 | 10:26pm
- It Is Friggin' UNCONSTITUTIONAL for Trump to Block His Haters on Twitter By Ashley ReeseMay 23, 2018 | 8:39pm
- Your Look for Summer Is Business Dirtbag By Ellie ShechetMay 23, 2018 | 6:42pm
- Arizona Education Department Evolves Away from Evolution By Ashley ReeseMay 23, 2018 | 3:48pm
- Large Adult Son Posed as ICE Agent to Impress Friends and FamilyBy Prachi GuptaMay 23, 2018 | 3:37pm
- Watch Trump Get Off on Taking Away America's Reproductive Healthcare By Rebecca FishbeinMay 23, 2018 | 2:55am
- Rotund Crackpots Struggle to Find Common Ground By Ellie ShechetMay 22, 2018 | 10:25pm
- A Running List of the Things Texas Conservatives Have Blamed for Gun Violence (Except Guns)By Frida GarzaMay 22, 2018 | 5:22pm
- You'll Never Believe This, But Jared Kushner Is Not Well-Respected OverseasBy Ellie ShechetMay 22, 2018 | 2:37pm
- Donald Trump Has Twitter Ghost Writers Who Expertly Mimic the Voice of a Man With Brain Worms By Megan ReynoldsMay 22, 2018 | 2:10pm
- White House Memo Describes MS-13 Members As 'Animals' 10 Times, in Case You Didn't Get It the First TimeBy Ellie ShechetMay 21, 2018 | 10:04pm
- Scott Pruitt Defies Haters, Lives His Best Publicly Subsidized LifeBy Ellie ShechetMay 21, 2018 | 9:39pm
- Texas Governor Supports Gun Control for a Single GunBy Frida GarzaMay 21, 2018 | 7:18pm
- California Lawmaker Wants to Extend Health Coverage to All Undocumented Immigrants in His State By Prachi GuptaMay 21, 2018 | 4:14pm
- Parkland Shooting Survivors Are Coming for Your Battleground State By Ashley ReeseMay 21, 2018 | 3:18pm
- Hillary Clinton Endorses Andrew Cuomo for Governor, Which Means She Does Not Endorse Cynthia NixonBy Frida GarzaMay 21, 2018 | 2:47pm
- Don Jr. Loves Meetings!By Megan ReynoldsMay 21, 2018 | 1:45pm
- Oh No, Rudy Giuliani Says the Mueller Probe Might End by September, Trump Will Get so Bored!By Rebecca FishbeinMay 21, 2018 | 4:20am
- Houston Police Chief Says It's Time to 'Ask God's Forgiveness' for Inaction on Gun ControlBy Whitney KimballMay 20, 2018 | 5:33pm
- After School Shooting, Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick Boldly Suggests... Door ControlBy Prachi GuptaMay 18, 2018 | 10:10pm
- This Is How a Tattoo Can Get You Detained by ICE By Prachi GuptaMay 18, 2018 | 7:05pm
- Meek Mill Dropped Out of White House Prison Reform Summit That Would Have Been Bullshit AnywayBy Ashley ReeseMay 18, 2018 | 5:49pm
- President Trump Is Going to Study Super, Super Hard for His Mueller Interview This SummerBy Ashley ReeseMay 18, 2018 | 3:30pm
- The Trump Administration Is Bringing the Global Gag Rule HomeBy Stassa EdwardsMay 18, 2018 | 2:55pm
- Bill Gates Says He Had to Explain to Donald Trump That HIV and HPV Are Different By Hannah GoldMay 18, 2018 | 2:25am
- Gina Haspel, a Woman, Confirmed to Head CIA Despite Record on TortureBy Stassa EdwardsMay 17, 2018 | 9:46pm
- Rudy, You Fuckin' DumbassBy Julianne Escobedo ShepherdMay 17, 2018 | 9:26pm
- I Won't Let the Mess in Washington Affect My ImprovBy Ellie ShechetMay 17, 2018 | 6:50pm
- Lousiana's Democratic Governor Expected to Sign Democrat-Sponsored 15-Week Abortion BanBy Stassa EdwardsMay 17, 2018 | 4:36pm
- Donald Trump 'Faked a Phone Call' During SNL Table Read to Congratulate Himself on His Shitty Book By Prachi GuptaMay 17, 2018 | 3:30pm
- Kirsten Gillibrand Is Still Waiting for the Senate to Take Sexual Harassment SeriouslyBy Ashley ReeseMay 17, 2018 | 3:21pm
- Crime? No Crime? Trump's Financial Disclosures! Help! By Ashley ReeseMay 16, 2018 | 10:14pm
- Head of ICE Would Like You to Please Stop Being So Mean About ICE AgentsBy Prachi GuptaMay 16, 2018 | 10:00pm
- Paul Ryan Still Doing a Whole Lot of Fucking Around on DACA By Ashley ReeseMay 16, 2018 | 9:32pm
- Trump Officials Shut Down a Climate Advisory Committee Because It Had Too Many Scientists By Ellie ShechetMay 16, 2018 | 4:10pm
- Pennsylvania Primary Wins Mean Women Are About to Break Up the Congressional Boys' Club By Prachi GuptaMay 16, 2018 | 3:20pm
- Don Jr. on That Russia Email: When I Said 'I Love It'.... I Did Not Love ItBy Ashley ReeseMay 16, 2018 | 3:12pm
- The Department of Education Is Investigating Yale University for, of all Things, Discriminating Against MenBy Hannah GoldMay 16, 2018 | 4:40am
- Blake Farenthold Is Now a Lobbyist, Will Not Repay Sexual Harassment Settlement By Ellie ShechetMay 15, 2018 | 9:19pm
- After Giving It Some Thought, Gina Haspel Thinks Torture Was a Bad Idea and Thank You for Your Vote By Ellie ShechetMay 15, 2018 | 7:51pm
- Can You Listen to Don Jr. Repeating 'The Fruits of My Father’s Labors' for 1 Minute Without Crying Blood?By Katie McDonoughMay 15, 2018 | 6:20pm
- DHS Continues Its Mission to Make Life Hell for Undocumented Children [UPDATED]By Ashley ReeseMay 15, 2018 | 4:49pm
- Stormy Daniels' Lawyer Michael Avenatti Is Threatening to Sue the Daily CallerBy Prachi GuptaMay 15, 2018 | 3:18pm
- Amazon Extremely Mad That Seattle Wants It to Pay Taxes to Help Fund Affordable Housing By Maria ShermanMay 15, 2018 | 3:01pm
- Male President Battles for Dominance By Ellie ShechetMay 15, 2018 | 2:32pm
- White House Unsure How Extremist Pastor Closely Associated With White House Became Involved With Embassy CeremonyBy Ellie ShechetMay 14, 2018 | 10:29pm
- Republicans Realize Medicaid Work Requirements Are Cruel... If You're White and Maybe Vote RepublicanBy Ashley ReeseMay 14, 2018 | 8:12pm
- Publicly Bad Corey Lewandowski Joins Publicly Pious Mike Pence's PACBy Prachi GuptaMay 14, 2018 | 7:34pm
- For Powerful Men, #MeToo Is About OpticsBy Ellie ShechetMay 14, 2018 | 7:13pm
- Trump Says 'Our Greatest Hope Is For Peace' While Gaza BurnsBy Prachi GuptaMay 14, 2018 | 3:04pm
- Betsy DeVos's Education Department to Stop Investigating Betsy DeVos's FriendsBy Ashley ReeseMay 14, 2018 | 2:33pm
- Trump Reportedly Complains About the Russia Probe 20 Times a Day, Which Seems Like a Lot?By Rebecca FishbeinMay 14, 2018 | 2:55am
- Unpaid White House Employee Representing the Nation at the Dreaded Opening of the New U.S. Embassy in JerusalemBy Whitney KimballMay 13, 2018 | 8:19pm
- Mothers Are America!!!By Whitney KimballMay 13, 2018 | 6:20pm
- The Trump Administration Will Have Inmates Sorted by 'Biological Sex' Thanks to Naturally Born AssholesBy Whitney KimballMay 12, 2018 | 9:26pm
- TGIF and Thank God for Maxine WatersBy Ashley ReeseMay 11, 2018 | 10:25pm
- Happy Mother's Day to Mother By Megan ReynoldsMay 11, 2018 | 8:13pm
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Celebrate Mother's Day With a Thoughtful Card From The Slot By Ellie ShechetMay 11, 2018 | 7:07pm
- Donald Trump Wants Congressional Term Limits and to Be President ForeverBy Ashley ReeseMay 11, 2018 | 4:08pm
- Dick Cheney, Unsurprisingly, Still Really Into TortureBy Stassa EdwardsMay 10, 2018 | 10:03pm
- FEC Approves Candidate's Childcare Request, Clearing Path for More Mothers to Run for Worst Job on Earth By Ashley ReeseMay 10, 2018 | 7:42pm
- Don Jr. Found Love in a Hopeless Place By Ashley ReeseMay 10, 2018 | 1:39pm
- Donald Trump Congratulates Americans Freed From North Korea Prison on Great Ratings By Katie McDonoughMay 10, 2018 | 1:35pm
- Why Are People Still Inviting Bill Clinton to Literally Anything?By Megan ReynoldsMay 9, 2018 | 10:24pm
- Report: Michael Cohen Was Selling Access to Trump, a Nice Normal Thing That Lawyers Do By Ellie ShechetMay 9, 2018 | 7:25pm
- Gina Haspel and the Conservative Distortion of 'Empowerment' By Stassa EdwardsMay 9, 2018 | 6:42pm
- Congressional Republicans Are Trying to Take a 'Blue Lives Matter' Bill National Again By Ashley ReeseMay 9, 2018 | 3:50pm
- Please Don't Insult Rudy Giuliani, a Literal Knight Who Is 'Wide Awake,' by Suggesting He Drinks Too MuchBy Ellie ShechetMay 9, 2018 | 3:26pm
- First Lady’s Office Tells 'Opposition Media' to 'Be Best in Their Own Professions'By Ellie ShechetMay 8, 2018 | 10:23pm
- Trump Pulls Out, Shoots Self in Face (Again) By Ellie ShechetMay 8, 2018 | 7:40pm
- Please Join the Trump Labor Department in Welcoming Chainsaw Teens to the Workforce By Ashley ReeseMay 8, 2018 | 4:58pm
- If Scott Pruitt Gets Fired, His Replacement Is a Former Coal Lobbyist By Ellie ShechetMay 8, 2018 | 3:04pm
- Update: New York Attorney General Eric Schneiderman Resigns Following Abuse Accusations By Lauren EvansMay 8, 2018 | 1:05am
- Trump Hypes Tuesday Iran Deal Announcement so We Can All Look Forward to That By Ellie ShechetMay 7, 2018 | 10:34pm
- Melania Trump Unveils Empty New Initiative, Wants Children to 'Be Best' By Stassa EdwardsMay 7, 2018 | 8:54pm
- Illinois Now Has Self-Declared 'Sanctuary' Counties for Gun Owners Which Is Obvious Cynical Bullshit By Ashley ReeseMay 7, 2018 | 7:45pm
- The Trump Administration Says It Will Prosecute All Parents Crossing the Border, Separate More FamiliesBy Maria ShermanMay 7, 2018 | 6:17pm
- Melania Trump Does or Does Not Spend Time With Her Husband, Is or Is Not Happy By Megan ReynoldsMay 7, 2018 | 3:02pm
- Even Scott Pruitt's Asshole Political Appointees Are MiserableBy Ellie ShechetMay 7, 2018 | 2:15pm
- Please Stop Telling Michelle Obama to Run for PresidentBy Rebecca FishbeinMay 7, 2018 | 2:40am
- Rudy Giuliani Went on T.V. Again, Still Hard at Work on Those Facts!By Whitney KimballMay 6, 2018 | 7:56pm
- One of John McCain's Dying Wishes Is That Donald Trump Not Be Invited to His FuneralBy Whitney KimballMay 5, 2018 | 9:40pm
- Donald Trump Gave a Really Tactful and Coherent Speech at the NRA Annual Meeting By Megan ReynoldsMay 4, 2018 | 10:36pm
- Guess Who Went to a Spectacularly Shitty Law School By Ellie ShechetMay 4, 2018 | 2:46pm
- Trump and Giuliani Reportedly Came Up With Plan to Disclose Stormy Daniels Repayment All by Themselves [Updated]By Megan ReynoldsMay 4, 2018 | 1:10pm
- Please Let This Rudy Giuliani Press Tour Come to a Swift and Merciful End By Stassa EdwardsMay 3, 2018 | 9:55pm
- ICE Used Dental Scans to Send 2 Unaccompanied Minors to Adult Detention Facilities By Frida GarzaMay 3, 2018 | 9:46pm
- Please Enjoy This Montage of the White House Doing a Great Job Keeping Its Stormy Story StraightBy Ashley ReeseMay 3, 2018 | 9:29pm
- In Very Smart Move, Scott Pruitt Aide Tried to Sic Press on Ryan Zinke to Take Heat Off EPA By Ellie ShechetMay 3, 2018 | 9:23pm
- Peep Lincoln's Log By Julianne Escobedo ShepherdMay 3, 2018 | 8:46pm
- Rudy Giuliani: 'I'm Not Going to Get Fired!'By Megan ReynoldsMay 3, 2018 | 7:39pm
- Lincoln Chafee Is Considering Running for Senate and I Am Considering Dying in an Explosion of DelightBy Ellie ShechetMay 3, 2018 | 6:32pm
- Of Course the Border Patrol Union Records Its Podcast In Breitbart's StudioBy Frida GarzaMay 3, 2018 | 4:54pm
- Teacher of the Year Winner Gives Trump a Stack of Letters Written by Her Refugee StudentsBy Ashley ReeseMay 3, 2018 | 2:17pm
- Republicans Nominate Donald Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize? OK!!!!!! By Ashley ReeseMay 2, 2018 | 10:03pm
- Ivanka's Time in the Special Counsel Spotlight May Be Approaching! Or Not! Who Knows!By Ashley ReeseMay 2, 2018 | 4:26pm
- The Iowa Legislature Passed a 'Heartbeat' Bill Overnight, Taking Clear Aim at Roe v. WadeBy Stassa EdwardsMay 2, 2018 | 2:24pm