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Matthew McConaughey and Hugh Grant Set Up Their Old-Ass Parents On a DateBy Megan ReynoldsJanuary 17, 2020 | 8:50pm -
Dr. Pimple Popper Removes a Lump the Size of a BABY From Man's ShoulderBy Rich JuzwiakJanuary 17, 2020 | 8:00pm -
Unfortunately, Young Tom Steyer Could Get ItBy Emily AlfordJanuary 17, 2020 | 7:00pm -
Lara Trump Is an Honorary Black NowBy Ashley ReeseJanuary 17, 2020 | 5:30pm -
I Don't Want to See Anyone's Belly Button Ever AgainBy Maria ShermanJanuary 17, 2020 | 5:00pm -
Joe Biden Lies to the New York Times About His Attempt to Gut the ACA's Contraceptive Coverage, Rambles Incoherently About the Hyde AmendmentBy Esther WangJanuary 17, 2020 | 4:40pm -
The Checkered History of Royals With JobsBy Kelly FairclothJanuary 17, 2020 | 4:30pm -
Missouri Helicopter Parents Would Like to Jail Librarians for Letting Kids ReadBy Emily AlfordJanuary 17, 2020 | 3:51pm -
Karlie Kloss Is Very Passionate About Different Issues, Like Voting Democrat and Hating Her In-LawsBy Joan SummersJanuary 17, 2020 | 3:09pm -
Grammys Head Fired Over Misconduct Claim, But Other Employees Allege a 'Coup'By Hazel CillsJanuary 17, 2020 | 2:30pm -
Watchmen Might Be Over, But We Still Have Regina KingBy Justice NamasteJanuary 17, 2020 | 2:19am - Cardi B Can Rob Me, But Only if She Wears the MaskBy Justice NamasteJanuary 17, 2020 | 2:00am
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Ariana Grande is Getting Sued Over '7 Rings' But Apparently It's Not 2019?By Justice NamasteJanuary 17, 2020 | 1:25am -
New Report Claims the Trump Administration's Crime Guys Definitely Committed CrimesBy Joan SummersJanuary 16, 2020 | 11:00pm -
Netflix's Cheer Makes Me Feel AliveBy Shannon MeleroJanuary 16, 2020 | 10:05pm -
Mariah Carey To Be Inducted Into Songwriters Hall of Fame, At Long LastBy Rich JuzwiakJanuary 16, 2020 | 9:00pm -
Two Decades After Higher Learning, the Black Experience at White Colleges Remains FracturedBy Tarisai NganguraJanuary 16, 2020 | 8:30pm -
His Waist Is SNATCHEDBy Ashley ReeseJanuary 16, 2020 | 7:30pm -
Biology Test Asks High School Freshman to Solve a RapeBy Emily AlfordJanuary 16, 2020 | 7:00pm -
Things Aren't Looking Too Hot for Aunt Becky and Her HusbandBy Maria ShermanJanuary 16, 2020 | 6:30pm -
Wendy Williams Lusts for Larry David (And Is Sorry for Discussing Joaquin Phoenix's Cleft Palate)By Rich JuzwiakJanuary 16, 2020 | 6:00pm -
The Only Thing To Put in a 'Lady Drawer' Is Loads of Plan BBy Hazel CillsJanuary 16, 2020 | 5:30pm -
The Making of a 'Liar'By Esther WangJanuary 16, 2020 | 4:55pm -
A Casting Director Once Told Lana Condor to 'Be More Like Hello Kitty'By Emily AlfordJanuary 16, 2020 | 4:30pm -
Lev Parnas Is the Only Snitch We RecognizeBy Ashley ReeseJanuary 16, 2020 | 4:02pm -
A Woman's Place Is on the Hell ThroneBy Maria ShermanJanuary 16, 2020 | 3:50pm -
Gigi Hadid Will Definitely Not Be An Impartial Juror at Weinstein TrialBy Joan SummersJanuary 16, 2020 | 3:15pm -
Some Chaotic Suggestions for the New Great British Bake Off HostBy Hazel CillsJanuary 16, 2020 | 2:32pm -
Pope Francis Appoints a Woman to High-Ranking Vatican RoleBy Lauren EvansJanuary 16, 2020 | 1:30pm -
Director Accuses M. Night Shyamalan of Stealing Her Plot for 'Servant'By Lauren EvansJanuary 16, 2020 | 4:50am -
South Dakota Bill Aimed at Criminalizing Gender Transition Surgery for Minors Heads to Vote On FridayBy Lauren EvansJanuary 16, 2020 | 3:10am -
Does Megxit Mean No Royal Stipend Or What?By Lauren EvansJanuary 16, 2020 | 1:35am -
Lev Parnas' Lawyer Is Probably Shitting Himself Right NowBy Ashley ReeseJanuary 15, 2020 | 11:01pm -
The Beautiful Fantasy of the Pretty, Crazy GirlBy Emily AlfordJanuary 15, 2020 | 10:23pm -
Why the ERA Is Not a White Woman's BattleBy Ashley ReeseJanuary 15, 2020 | 8:14pm -
Inside the Spectacular Implosion at the Romance Writers of AmericaBy Kelly FairclothJanuary 15, 2020 | 7:40pm -
Fuck Less Frequently for a Fun Surprise (Menopause)By Tracy Clark-FloryJanuary 15, 2020 | 7:30pm -
New Lawsuit States Jeffrey Epstein Trafficked Hundreds of Girls and Young Women to His Private IslandBy Esther WangJanuary 15, 2020 | 7:10pm -
Teen Has Fun, Christian School Responds PredictablyBy Emily AlfordJanuary 15, 2020 | 7:00pm -
The Tabloids Foreshadowed Kaia Gerber and Pete Davidson's Breakup a Week Ago!By Joan SummersJanuary 15, 2020 | 6:30pm -
I Pine for Joey From Netflix's The CircleBy Maria ShermanJanuary 15, 2020 | 6:00pm -
Goodbye, Bojack HorsemanBy Maria ShermanJanuary 15, 2020 | 5:30pm -
If a Priest Fucks in the Amazon, Can a Pope Allow It?By Shannon MeleroJanuary 15, 2020 | 5:00pm -
Sorry, Your Cat Might Consume Your Corpse When You Die AloneBy Megan ReynoldsJanuary 15, 2020 | 4:30pm -
Tom, What Did You Hear?By Ashley ReeseJanuary 15, 2020 | 4:00pm -
Megxit Twist! Meghan Markle's Dad Will Testify Against Her in Tabloid LawsuitBy Joan SummersJanuary 15, 2020 | 3:30pm -
Whitney Houston Is the Only Woman Among This Year's Rock and Roll Hall of Fame InducteesBy Rich JuzwiakJanuary 15, 2020 | 3:10pm -
Man Challenges Ex-Wife, Lawyer to a DuelBy Rebecca FishbeinJanuary 15, 2020 | 1:30pm - Can a Woman Win? There's Only One Way to Fucking Find OutBy Emily AlfordJanuary 15, 2020 | 4:00am
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What the Hell Is Going on With Michael Bloomberg's Campaign Twitter Account?By Rebecca FishbeinJanuary 15, 2020 | 3:45am -
Tennessee Senate Approves Bill Permitting Faith-Based Agencies to Stop LGBTQ Couples From AdoptingBy Rebecca FishbeinJanuary 15, 2020 | 2:45am -
Mom and Dad Please Don't Break Up: A Democratic Debate LiveblogBy Julianne Escobedo ShepherdJanuary 15, 2020 | 1:50am -
Vanessa Hudgens and Austin Butler Are DoneBy Rebecca FishbeinJanuary 15, 2020 | 1:10am -
Could Rebellious Teens Please Just Go Back to Worshipping the Devil?By Emily AlfordJanuary 14, 2020 | 11:00pm -
What Does Sex Ed In a Post-MeToo World Even Look Like?By Hazel CillsJanuary 14, 2020 | 10:30pm -
Suzanne Somers Would Like You to Know That She and Her Husband Are Very HornyBy Rich JuzwiakJanuary 14, 2020 | 9:36pm -
The WNBA's New Contract Gets Just a Little Closer to Pay EquityBy Shannon MeleroJanuary 14, 2020 | 8:30pm -
Opening Ceremony to Close All Retail Locations 'Some Time in 2020'By Joan SummersJanuary 14, 2020 | 8:00pm -
The Bachelor's 'ChampagneGate' Was a Master Class in Sadistic ProducingBy Maria ShermanJanuary 14, 2020 | 7:30pm -
Anna Wiener On Uncanny Valley And the Intoxicating Promise of TechBy Hazel CillsJanuary 14, 2020 | 6:47pm -
America's First Children's Librarian Thought Goodnight Moon Was CrapBy Emily AlfordJanuary 14, 2020 | 5:00pm -
In True Cruella De Vil Fashion, San Francisco Doesn't Want to Give Up FurBy Maria ShermanJanuary 14, 2020 | 3:35pm -
Meghan Markle Would Rather Just Text YouBy Joan SummersJanuary 14, 2020 | 3:15pm -
Dating Apps Like Grindr and Tinder Share Your Personal InformationBy Hazel CillsJanuary 14, 2020 | 3:05pm -
Let's See How YouTubers Are Making NikkieTutorials' Coming Out Video About ThemselvesBy Maria ShermanJanuary 14, 2020 | 2:45pm - Florence Pugh's Russian Accent Is Almost Convincing in Black Widow TrailerBy Lauren EvansJanuary 14, 2020 | 2:15pm
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An American Airlines Employee Sent a Woman Harassing Texts After Stealing Her Number Off Her Bag Tag: ReportBy Lauren EvansJanuary 14, 2020 | 5:25am -
Warren Says Sanders 'Disagreed' That a Woman Could Win the PresidencyBy Lauren EvansJanuary 14, 2020 | 4:15am -
Gigi Hadid Is Pretty Sure She Could Be an Impartial Juror at Harvey Weinstein's Rape TrialBy Lauren EvansJanuary 14, 2020 | 1:15am -
Can Everyone Just Take a Breath and Log Off for a Minute?By Esther WangJanuary 13, 2020 | 11:00pm -
Which of the Jezebel Staff Is Most Qualified to Be President?By Joan SummersJanuary 13, 2020 | 10:30pm -
Mueller Witness Pleads Guilty to Child Sex ChargesBy Molly OsbergJanuary 13, 2020 | 10:00pm -
Two Houses Is Better Than a DivorceBy Emily AlfordJanuary 13, 2020 | 9:15pm -
Thinx Period Panties May Contain Crotch ToxinsBy Emily AlfordJanuary 13, 2020 | 7:00pm -
Chip and Joanna Gaines are Selling $6 Sprigs of Fake Eucalyptus at TargetBy Tracy Clark-FloryJanuary 13, 2020 | 6:30pm -
Jezebel Investigates: How Tall Is Bernie Sanders?By Maria ShermanJanuary 13, 2020 | 6:00pm -
For Rosie Perez, Patriarchy Has 'Always Been Part of My World'By Shannon MeleroJanuary 13, 2020 | 5:28pm -
Cory Booker Ends His Presidential Campaign, Still Apparently Dating Rosario DawsonBy Esther WangJanuary 13, 2020 | 5:05pm -
There Is No Real Beef HereBy Ashley ReeseJanuary 13, 2020 | 4:35pm -
Boob Molds, Mosaic Prints, and Boring Basics at the 2020 Critics' Choice AwardsBy Maria ShermanJanuary 13, 2020 | 3:50pm -
Royals Don't Bully People, According to Some RoyalsBy Joan SummersJanuary 13, 2020 | 3:30pm -
'Congratulations to Those Men,' Who Are Your 2020 Oscar NomineesBy Maria ShermanJanuary 13, 2020 | 2:10pm - Westworld Still Looks Nonsensical, Will Return in MarchBy Rebecca FishbeinJanuary 13, 2020 | 1:30pm
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I Bow Down to Billy Porter's Butterfly Sleeves & Gigantic PantsuitBy Rebecca FishbeinJanuary 13, 2020 | 4:05am -
Cardi B 2028?By Rebecca FishbeinJanuary 13, 2020 | 2:45am -
Elton John Now Implicated in MegxitBy Rebecca FishbeinJanuary 13, 2020 | 1:00am -
Arizona Politician Who Resigned After Sex Crime Allegations Hopes Everyone Forgot Because He's Running AgainBy Garrett SchlichteJanuary 12, 2020 | 11:00pm -
What Does a Giant Hole Have To Do To Get A Little Privacy Around Here?By Garrett SchlichteJanuary 12, 2020 | 10:00pm -
Horny Male Finally Contributes to SocietyBy Garrett SchlichteJanuary 12, 2020 | 8:00pm -
The Greatest Athlete of All Time Wins Another TitleBy Garrett SchlichteJanuary 12, 2020 | 6:13pm -
Women to Once Again Save the Day After the Failure of a ManBy Garrett SchlichteJanuary 12, 2020 | 5:20pm - Saturday Night Social: Hey, Do I Know You from Somewhere?By Garrett SchlichteJanuary 11, 2020 | 11:00pm
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Murderer in Indiana Sentenced to 65 Years In Prison After Stabbing Classmate Pregnant With His ChildBy Garrett SchlichteJanuary 11, 2020 | 9:36pm -
'The Rapist Is You' Protestors Chant Outside Weinstein TrialBy Garrett SchlichteJanuary 11, 2020 | 8:13pm -
In New House Tour, JoJo Siwa Warns of the Perils of Land ScarcityBy Garrett SchlichteJanuary 11, 2020 | 7:47pm -
Janelle Monáe Tweets #IAmNonbinary, the Start of 20-THEMTYBy Garrett SchlichteJanuary 11, 2020 | 6:35pm -
Trump Administration Still Distressingly Vague About Soleimani's Supposed 'Imminent Attack'By Ashley ReeseJanuary 10, 2020 | 11:15pm -
The Worst Clothing Item You OwnBy Maria ShermanJanuary 10, 2020 | 11:00pm - Halsey Should Be SadBy Maria ShermanJanuary 10, 2020 | 10:30pm
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That Viral Sleeping Beauty Proposal Video Is Adorable, You Humorless CretinsBy Ashley ReeseJanuary 10, 2020 | 10:00pm -
Fear and Loathing From an Antiwar ProtestBy Joan SummersJanuary 10, 2020 | 9:15pm -
Hydration Expert Jennifer Aniston Dethroned As Smartwater Baroness After 12-Year Reign Over the Planet's Water SuppliesBy Joan SummersJanuary 10, 2020 | 9:00pm -
Can Cate Blanchett Make a Series About Phyllis Schlafly Endurable?By Emily AlfordJanuary 10, 2020 | 8:30pm -
My Winter Crush Is Subway RaccoonBy Maria ShermanJanuary 10, 2020 | 8:00pm -
Pack Up the Crystals: Marianne Williamson Suspends Her Presidential CampaignBy Ashley ReeseJanuary 10, 2020 | 7:18pm -
Michelle Obama is Here to Break Instagram TVBy Shannon MeleroJanuary 10, 2020 | 6:45pm -
Would You Have Sex With Larry David?By Rich JuzwiakJanuary 10, 2020 | 6:00pm -
BBC Host Wins £700,000 in Gender Pay Discrimination SuitBy Emily AlfordJanuary 10, 2020 | 5:30pm