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Why Is There Always a Dead Girl?By Joan SummersJanuary 3, 2020 | 10:00pm -
How Long Can You Endure Watching This Foot Fungus Removal?By Rich JuzwiakJanuary 3, 2020 | 9:00pm -
Mountain Lions Cannot Have a Little Human Flesh as a TreatBy Emily AlfordJanuary 3, 2020 | 8:30pm -
Would You Live in Dr. Phil's Son's Tim Burton-Inspired Hell Mansion?By Maria ShermanJanuary 3, 2020 | 8:00pm -
Methodist Leaders Would Rather Break Up Entire Church Than Accept Marriage EqualityBy Shannon MeleroJanuary 3, 2020 | 7:30pm -
Should Feminists Be Working Harder to Steal Drinks Out of Men's Hands?By Emily AlfordJanuary 3, 2020 | 7:00pm -
Tell Alex Trebek How Much You Love HimBy Shannon MeleroJanuary 3, 2020 | 6:15pm -
Massachusetts Psychic and Crystal Light Therapist Arrested for Trying to Put a Demon in a Barbie DollBy Molly OsbergJanuary 3, 2020 | 5:30pm -
Dr. Pimple Popper and the Third Testicle That Actually Wasn'tBy Rich JuzwiakJanuary 3, 2020 | 4:50pm -
The 2 Veterans Running for President Still Haven't Released Official Statements on Iran [UPDATED]By Ashley ReeseJanuary 3, 2020 | 4:10pm -
Failing to 'Awaken Opportunities' With Goop-Approved Oracle CardsBy Hazel CillsJanuary 3, 2020 | 4:00pm -
Jeffree Star Now Haunts the Evil Castle of a SupervillainBy Joan SummersJanuary 3, 2020 | 3:42pm -
Marianne Williamson Lays Off Entire Campaign Staff, Yet Remains Seemingly Unfazed?By Justice NamasteJanuary 3, 2020 | 2:44am -
Margot Robbie Has an Alt Twitter Account, and I Don't Want to Find ItBy Justice NamasteJanuary 3, 2020 | 12:56am -
Crime Guy Rudy Giuliani Signs Up to Tell On Himself at Impeachment TrialBy Joan SummersJanuary 2, 2020 | 11:00pm -
What the Trump Kids Were Up To While You Were Enjoying Your New YearBy Ashley ReeseJanuary 2, 2020 | 10:00pm -
The Christianity Today Editor Who Pointed Out That Trump Sucks Is RetiringBy Emily AlfordJanuary 2, 2020 | 9:00pm -
Here Are the 207 Members of Congress Who Just Asked SCOTUS to Consider Overruling Roe v. WadeBy Julianne Escobedo ShepherdJanuary 2, 2020 | 8:35pm -
Massachusetts Might Stop Forcing Minors to Get Parental Permission for AbortionsBy Emily AlfordJanuary 2, 2020 | 8:00pm -
Hey, It's LizzieBy Maria ShermanJanuary 2, 2020 | 7:00pm -
Slap Me, Pope FrancisBy Maria ShermanJanuary 2, 2020 | 6:00pm -
Surviving R. Kelly Part II Features His Victim-Blaming Former ManagerBy Hazel CillsJanuary 2, 2020 | 5:00pm -
Julián Castro Ended His Campaign, But His Questions About Race and the Party's Future EndureBy Ashley ReeseJanuary 2, 2020 | 4:15pm -
Does the Museum Model Work?By Hazel CillsJanuary 2, 2020 | 4:00pm -
Happy New Year to Zooey Deschanel and Jonathan Scott, SpecificallyBy Joan SummersJanuary 2, 2020 | 3:30pm -
Jesus is Woke and Snippy as Hell in Netflix's Messiah By Shannon MeleroJanuary 2, 2020 | 3:05pm -
It’s Still Hard Out Here for Women DirectorsBy Maria ShermanJanuary 2, 2020 | 2:35pm -
Robert Durst Confirms He Wrote Anonymous 'Cadaver' LetterBy Hazel CillsJanuary 2, 2020 | 1:58pm -
Girl, Interrupted: Wages for Housework and the Refusal to Be ProductiveBy Sophia GiovannittiJanuary 1, 2020 | 6:00pm -
I Saw the BTS Light and It Was Extremely Fucking GoodBy Esther WangJanuary 1, 2020 | 5:00pm -
Oh God, This Promo Special Saluting Cats Is TragicBy Rich JuzwiakJanuary 1, 2020 | 4:00pm -
In Defense of Ghostbusters IIBy Emily AlfordJanuary 1, 2020 | 3:00pm -
Open Thread: I Will Kiss Anyone Not Wearing These 2020 Glasses TonightBy Garrett SchlichteDecember 31, 2019 | 11:00pm -
The Second International Meeting of Women Who Fight is the Raddest Meeting in the WorldBy Garrett SchlichteDecember 31, 2019 | 10:30pm -
A Manhattan Socialite Fell Through a Trap Door at Pottery Barn Teen and I Want to TooBy Garrett SchlichteDecember 31, 2019 | 9:30pm -
Chelsea Manning is Being Tortured According to Top UN OfficialBy Garrett SchlichteDecember 31, 2019 | 8:20pm -
Rihanna Rihport: The Year in Rihview 2019By Julianne Escobedo ShepherdDecember 31, 2019 | 7:25pm -
Kim Kardashian did NOT give North West the Shirt JFK was Shot inBy Garrett SchlichteDecember 31, 2019 | 6:45pm - Leave the Clapback in 2019 Where It BelongsBy Megan ReynoldsDecember 31, 2019 | 5:00pm
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The Best Books the Jezebel Staff Read in 2019By Jezebel StaffDecember 31, 2019 | 4:00pm -
The End of 'Bernie Would've Won'By Ashley ReeseDecember 31, 2019 | 3:00pm -
Facebook Removes Ads Falsely Slamming HIV Prevention Drug Truvada PrEPBy Rebecca FishbeinDecember 31, 2019 | 4:15am -
Once Again, a Vibrator Is a Finalist at Notoriously Puritanical CESBy Rebecca FishbeinDecember 31, 2019 | 3:00am -
Eddie Murphy No Longer Finds His Old Homophobic Jokes FunnyBy Rebecca FishbeinDecember 31, 2019 | 1:05am -
World-Renowned Bullshit Artist Ivanka Trump Claims Children in Cages Aren't 'Part of My Portfolio'By Joan SummersDecember 30, 2019 | 10:00pm -
The Decade in Rock That Rock Fans HatedBy Ashley ReeseDecember 30, 2019 | 9:30pm - The Decade's Most Infamous ScammersBy Jennifer PerryDecember 30, 2019 | 9:00pm
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Is This Shoe OK? Disney's $90 Baby Yoda EspadrillesBy Maria ShermanDecember 30, 2019 | 8:30pm -
In Which the New York Times Tries to Turn a Murder-Suicide into a Nicholas Sparks NovelBy Tracy Clark-FloryDecember 30, 2019 | 8:10pm -
The Best Selectively Capitalized Daily Mail Headlines of 2019By Rich JuzwiakDecember 30, 2019 | 8:00pm -
69 Questions About Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker, a Terrible Movie We Never Have to Think About Again!By Joan SummersDecember 30, 2019 | 7:00pm -
The #Krashlyn Wedding Was Better Than Any Royal WeddingBy Shannon MeleroDecember 30, 2019 | 6:30pm -
Vaping's Time Is UpBy Megan ReynoldsDecember 30, 2019 | 6:00pm -
The Rise of Skywalker Creators Say It's Carrie Fisher's Fault Kelly Marie Tran Wasn't in the MovieBy Emily AlfordDecember 30, 2019 | 5:15pm -
Wendy Williams's Year in 'Clap if You...'By Rich JuzwiakDecember 30, 2019 | 5:00pm -
Tana Mongeau and Jake Paul, the YouTubers You Love to Hate, Are Somehow Still MarriedBy Maria ShermanDecember 30, 2019 | 4:30pm -
Well It Sure Was a Big Year for the 'Call-out Culture' Wikipedia PageBy Molly OsbergDecember 30, 2019 | 4:00pm -
Sharon Stone Was Bumbled Off Bumble by BumbleBy Joan SummersDecember 30, 2019 | 3:45pm -
The 30 Most-Read, Beautiful, and Fearsome Jezebel Stories of 2019By Megan ReynoldsDecember 30, 2019 | 3:00pm -
So Did Barack Obama Watch the Fleabag Episode Where She Masturbates to His Speech?By Rebecca FishbeinDecember 30, 2019 | 2:00pm -
Rep. John Lewis Has Stage IV Pancreatic CancerBy Rebecca FishbeinDecember 30, 2019 | 3:30am -
Zac Efron Contracted a Serious Illness While Filming Killing Zac EfronBy Rebecca FishbeinDecember 30, 2019 | 2:20am -
Things Are Not Going Well for CatsBy Rebecca FishbeinDecember 30, 2019 | 1:05am -
Saturday Night Social: It's the Last One of the DecadeBy Garrett SchlichteDecember 28, 2019 | 11:00pm -
The British Are… Being Investigated for Their Ties to Jeffrey EpsteinBy Garrett SchlichteDecember 28, 2019 | 10:22pm -
Robert Pattinson Can’t Act, Would do PornBy Garrett SchlichteDecember 28, 2019 | 9:28pm -
Associated Press Names Simone Biles the 2019 Female Athlete of the Year, as They ShouldBy Garrett SchlichteDecember 28, 2019 | 8:30pm -
Goodbye to this Man, Known Racist Don Imus Dies at 79By Garrett SchlichteDecember 28, 2019 | 7:00pm -
Eniko Parrish Found Out Kevin Hart Cheated via DMBy Garrett SchlichteDecember 28, 2019 | 5:45pm -
No One Can Spell Butti...By Emily AlfordDecember 27, 2019 | 11:00pm - Mans (Drake) Thinks You Spend Too Much Time Crafting CaptionsBy Clover HopeDecember 27, 2019 | 10:30pm
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What in the HELL Are Those?By Megan ReynoldsDecember 27, 2019 | 10:00pm -
New Year, New Mission: ImpossibleBy Shannon MeleroDecember 27, 2019 | 9:30pm -
Bon Iver Loves Socialism, and Other Adventures in Celebrity Campaign ContributionsBy Anna Merlan and Molly OsbergDecember 27, 2019 | 9:00pm -
Tourists Can't Seem to Stop Groping and Abusing Costumed Disney CharactersBy Emily AlfordDecember 27, 2019 | 8:30pm -
Thoughts on Little Women, By a Few WomenBy Jezebel StaffDecember 27, 2019 | 8:00pm -
'Is Butter a Carb?' and Other Questions to Stop Asking Now That Keto Is CanceledBy Shannon MeleroDecember 27, 2019 | 7:00pm -
Clemency Writer-Director Chinonye Chukwu on Making an Understated Film About Capital PunishmentBy Rich JuzwiakDecember 27, 2019 | 6:00pm -
Marriage Story Is Really a Movie About Prime Real EstateBy Shannon MeleroDecember 27, 2019 | 5:00pm -
Was Jon Voight's Role As the Fascist Principal in Bratz a Warning About Trump?By Lisa FischerDecember 27, 2019 | 4:43pm -
Take Me to the Beige Labyrinth That Is Kim Kardashian's Fashion ArchiveBy Hazel CillsDecember 27, 2019 | 4:30pm -
The Year In Things That Are Exactly Like a $40 Spin ClassBy Molly OsbergDecember 27, 2019 | 4:01pm -
Demi Lovato Ascends to Higher Plane of Consciousness With Post-Breakup Angel TattooBy Joan SummersDecember 27, 2019 | 3:30pm -
Evan Rachel Wood Had an Accurate Reaction to Cats: 'What the Fuck?'By Hazel CillsDecember 27, 2019 | 3:00pm -
Things We'll Probably Cancel In 2020By Hazel CillsDecember 27, 2019 | 2:30pm -
The Royal Flex of ChristmasBy Kelly FairclothDecember 27, 2019 | 2:00pm -
Pennsylvania Has Paid Out Nearly $84 Million to Clergy Sexual Abuse SurvivorsBy Caitlin CruzDecember 27, 2019 | 2:22am -
California School District Demands Retired Employees Return Extra Money They Accidentally Gave ThemBy Caitlin CruzDecember 27, 2019 | 2:05am -
It's So Disappointing That Prince Andrew Had a Great Christmas Card to Send Off This Dumb Decade-Long YearBy Caitlin CruzDecember 27, 2019 | 1:10am -
Melania—Scorned Yet Again!By Joan SummersDecember 26, 2019 | 10:00pm -
Lawsuit Claims Frontier Airlines Ignored Sexual Assaults on FlightsBy Emily AlfordDecember 26, 2019 | 9:00pm -
Hallmark Recalls 4,500 Shattering Glass Candles in Perfect Metaphor for Hallmark ChannelBy Shannon MeleroDecember 26, 2019 | 8:30pm -
Goodbye to Paper StrawsBy Tracy Clark-FloryDecember 26, 2019 | 8:00pm -
In Search of NothingBy Tracy Clark-FloryDecember 26, 2019 | 7:27pm - In Memoriam: All The Democratic Presidential Candidates We Lost This YearBy Lisa FischerDecember 26, 2019 | 6:30pm
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Revisiting Josie and the Pussycats, a Very-2000s Rebuke of Shopping CultureBy Rebecca FishbeinDecember 26, 2019 | 6:00pm -
Yeah, I'm Canceling Ivanka Trump's DogBy Ashley ReeseDecember 26, 2019 | 5:00pm -
Cardi B's House is Fucking Huge!By Joan SummersDecember 26, 2019 | 4:00pm -
Second Person Who Accused Kevin Spacey of Sexual Assault Has DiedBy Shannon MeleroDecember 26, 2019 | 3:27pm -
Let's Cancel Logan PaulBy Maria ShermanDecember 26, 2019 | 2:30pm -
Open Thread: Did You Get Everything You Thought You Wanted?By Rebecca FishbeinDecember 25, 2019 | 9:30pm -
Sen. Lisa Murkowski Is Reportedly Iffy on How Mitch McConnell's Handling ImpeachmentBy Rebecca FishbeinDecember 25, 2019 | 8:10pm -
Magical Baby Born Among Animals on Christmas Eve, Many Visitors ExpectedBy Rebecca FishbeinDecember 25, 2019 | 7:05pm -
Merry Christmas From These 2 Very Merry PeopleBy Rebecca FishbeinDecember 25, 2019 | 6:05pm -
Here's How the Celebrities Are Outdoing Your ChristmasBy Rebecca FishbeinDecember 25, 2019 | 5:05pm -
Fired Royal Prince Andrew Had to Spend Christmas Morning in Church With MomBy Rebecca FishbeinDecember 25, 2019 | 4:00pm -
Open Thread: May Your Nochebuena Be Filled With Tamales, the Perfect Christmas FoodBy Caitlin CruzDecember 24, 2019 | 9:46pm -
DaBaby Had Really High and Really Low 24 HoursBy Caitlin CruzDecember 24, 2019 | 8:42pm