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Prince Philip Looks Like 98-Year-Old Man He Is as He Leaves Hospital for Christmas With Queen Elizabeth IIBy Caitlin CruzDecember 24, 2019 | 7:53pm -
Mike Bloomberg Exploited Incarcerated Women to Make Campaign Phone CallsBy Caitlin CruzDecember 24, 2019 | 6:19pm -
Snow Buddies Is the Seasonally Appropriate Talking Dog Movie That... Killed a Bunch of PuppiesBy Tracy Clark-FloryDecember 24, 2019 | 6:00pm -
Kancelling the Kardashians... Until the Next Time!By Joan SummersDecember 24, 2019 | 4:00pm -
Where the Jezebel Staff Is Spending the HolidaysBy Jezebel StaffDecember 24, 2019 | 3:00pm -
Basketball Icon Sue Bird Wants to Normalize Egg FreezingBy Caitlin CruzDecember 24, 2019 | 3:38am -
Kumail Nanjiani's Quest for Marvel-Sanctioned Muscles Seems Like an Utter NightmareBy Caitlin CruzDecember 24, 2019 | 2:51am -
Alex Rodriguez Still Has His Role as Jennifer Lopez Hype Man as Super Bowl LoomsBy Caitlin CruzDecember 24, 2019 | 1:10am -
Donald Trump Wants to Fight a WindmillBy Esther WangDecember 23, 2019 | 10:00pm -
The O.J. Simpson Narrative Will Somehow Continue Into 2020By Emily AlfordDecember 23, 2019 | 9:00pm - Marlo Hampton Shares Which Housewives Need New WigsBy Jennifer PerryDecember 23, 2019 | 8:00pm
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All the Genres of Christmas Sex SongsBy Emily AlfordDecember 23, 2019 | 7:00pm -
A Year in Bret StephensBy Esther WangDecember 23, 2019 | 6:00pm -
The Office Is Dead, Remember?By Megan ReynoldsDecember 23, 2019 | 5:30pm -
The Year in Ivanka StandingBy Esther WangDecember 23, 2019 | 5:00pm -
The Affair Creator Sarah Treem Still Doesn't Seem to Understand Why Ruth Wilson Quit the ShowBy Emily AlfordDecember 23, 2019 | 4:52pm -
Carrie Fisher Now Orbiting In Space, According to a Newly Discovered ObitBy Julianne Escobedo ShepherdDecember 23, 2019 | 4:30pm -
Legendary Romance Novelist Johanna Lindsey Has DiedBy Kelly FairclothDecember 23, 2019 | 4:15pm -
You Can Thank This Forgotten 19th Century Novel For the Christmas Prince Movie GenreBy Kelly FairclothDecember 23, 2019 | 4:00pm -
We Did It! (Fuck and Kill)By Shannon MeleroDecember 23, 2019 | 3:30pm -
Isn't Rita Ora Cold in That Bikini?By Joan SummersDecember 23, 2019 | 3:16pm -
Cats Isn't Nearly as Horny and Gay as It Should BeBy Garrett SchlichteDecember 23, 2019 | 3:00pm -
Happy Hanukkah From SpaceBy Rebecca FishbeinDecember 23, 2019 | 1:30pm -
No One Went to See CatsBy Rebecca FishbeinDecember 23, 2019 | 4:05am -
Making a Murderer's Brendan Dassey Denied ClemencyBy Rebecca FishbeinDecember 23, 2019 | 2:05am -
I Ship This, I Think?By Rebecca FishbeinDecember 23, 2019 | 12:55am -
What's The Point of Kevin Costner Endorsing Pete Buttigieg If It's Not On The Field of Dreams?By Caitlin CruzDecember 22, 2019 | 9:10pm -
Eddie Murphy Does a Lap on Bill CosbyBy Caitlin CruzDecember 22, 2019 | 7:39pm -
Queen Elizabeth Goes to Church While Prince Philip Spends Second Day in the HospitalBy Caitlin CruzDecember 22, 2019 | 6:53pm -
Saturday Night Social: The Only Correct Way to Count Down to Christmas Is With Earwax RemovalBy Caitlin CruzDecember 21, 2019 | 10:00pm -
An Iowa Woman Said She Intentionally Ran Over a Teenager Because She Was 'Mexican'By Caitlin CruzDecember 21, 2019 | 8:46pm -
New Obamacare Rule Will Require Separate Premium Payments for Abortion CoverageBy Caitlin CruzDecember 21, 2019 | 7:51pm -
Ayesha Curry's Got Eggplant Jokes After Steph Curry's Alleged Nudes LeakBy Caitlin CruzDecember 21, 2019 | 5:53pm -
Please Be Kind to the Wine Cave Community During This Trying TimeBy Ashley ReeseDecember 20, 2019 | 11:30pm -
Tell Us About Your Worst Holiday Dinner ConversationBy Maria ShermanDecember 20, 2019 | 11:00pm - All Rise for the Jezebel National AnthemBy Maria ShermanDecember 20, 2019 | 10:30pm
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Gifts for the Democratic Candidate in Your LifeBy Shannon MeleroDecember 20, 2019 | 10:20pm -
Just Give Us the Greta Thunberg Documentary AlreadyBy Emily AlfordDecember 20, 2019 | 10:10pm -
All the Deranged Ways the Cats Cast Has Described Portraying CatsBy Joan SummersDecember 20, 2019 | 9:20pm -
My Day in the Yang GangBy Emily AlfordDecember 20, 2019 | 8:40pm -
Do You Need to See That Movie on a Big Screen?By Molly OsbergDecember 20, 2019 | 8:30pm -
Which of the Cats in Cats Deserved to Die?By Sarah HagiDecember 20, 2019 | 8:00pm -
'I Was a Teen' Is a Shitty ExcuseBy Ashley ReeseDecember 20, 2019 | 7:37pm - This Week In Meghan McCain Brings Impeachment Musings and My Sweet ReleaseBy Lisa FischerDecember 20, 2019 | 7:00pm
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I Sold My Soul and Watched 24 Hours of Star Wars at a Times Square TheaterBy Izzie RamirezDecember 20, 2019 | 6:30pm -
Goodbye Podcasts, and Thanks for All the Idle ChatterBy Emily AlfordDecember 20, 2019 | 6:00pm -
YOU'RE ALL GETTING A LASAGNA!!!By Rich JuzwiakDecember 20, 2019 | 5:45pm -
We Watched Cats on Opening Night and Lost All Nine LivesBy Jezebel StaffDecember 20, 2019 | 5:00pm -
Lana Del Rey Will Release a 'Gritty' Spoken Word AlbumBy Maria ShermanDecember 20, 2019 | 4:00pm -
Will Sofia Vergara Replace Gabrielle Union on Bad Show America's Got Talent?By Joan SummersDecember 20, 2019 | 3:35pm -
Love Island Gets a New Host Following Caroline Flack's DepartureBy Hazel CillsDecember 20, 2019 | 3:20pm -
Former KY Governor Matt Bevin Defends Pardoning a Child Rapist By Arguing the Victim's Hymen Was IntactBy Esther WangDecember 20, 2019 | 3:00pm - Things Got Spicy In That Wine CaveBy Ashley ReeseDecember 20, 2019 | 4:49am
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Beloved Regional Chain Wawa Data Breach Exposed 'Potentially All' Locations' Customer DataBy Caitlin CruzDecember 20, 2019 | 3:01am -
Jason Derulo Will NOT Hear Criticism of High-Art Film CatsBy Caitlin CruzDecember 20, 2019 | 2:12am -
We're Halfway There! This Is Your Sixth Democratic Debate LiveblogBy Alexis Sobel FittsDecember 20, 2019 | 12:50am -
Christianity Today Editor Condemns President Trump as 'Morally Lost and Confused'By Joan SummersDecember 19, 2019 | 11:45pm -
The Weinstein Lawsuits Will Never EndBy Shannon MeleroDecember 19, 2019 | 10:38pm -
A List of People Who Vaguely Resemble Jenna Dewan That Channing Tatum Should Date NextBy Joan SummersDecember 19, 2019 | 10:00pm -
Men With Money Continue to Fuck With Women's SoccerBy Shannon MeleroDecember 19, 2019 | 9:45pm -
You Can and Should Train Yourself to Poop On ScheduleBy Emily AlfordDecember 19, 2019 | 9:20pm -
Are Cats Tinier Than Furniture? An InvestigationBy Clover HopeDecember 19, 2019 | 9:00pm -
Survivor Has Always Been a Show About Who Can Be the Shittiest PersonBy Garrett SchlichteDecember 19, 2019 | 8:30pm -
Charly Bliss Makes Growing Up Sound CoolBy Frida GarzaDecember 19, 2019 | 8:00pm -
Kim Kardashian West Denies New Blackface Accusations Even Though Magazine Cover Makes Her Look, Uh, Pretty DarkBy Caitlin CruzDecember 19, 2019 | 7:23pm - This Influencer Cat Makes More Money Than YouBy Lisa FischerDecember 19, 2019 | 7:00pm
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Is This Shoe OK? Puma's $100 'Active Gaming Footwear' Sock-ShoeBy Maria ShermanDecember 19, 2019 | 5:30pm -
Betty Buckley Has So Much to Say About CatsBy Rich JuzwiakDecember 19, 2019 | 5:00pm - A Decade in Love Is DeadBy Lisa FischerDecember 19, 2019 | 4:30pm
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Sorry, No More White Claw!By Joan SummersDecember 19, 2019 | 4:00pm -
Emma Watson Peaces Out of Little Women Press TourBy Joan SummersDecember 19, 2019 | 3:35pm -
The TERFs Have Gotten to J.K. RowlingBy Esther WangDecember 19, 2019 | 3:15pm -
R. Kelly Pleads Not Guilty to Bribery Charge in Aaliyah Fake ID CaseBy Hazel CillsDecember 19, 2019 | 2:50pm -
Noah Centineo Is Totally Getting DumpedBy Maria ShermanDecember 19, 2019 | 2:17pm -
The Cats Movie Is Exactly as Bad as It LooksBy Rich JuzwiakDecember 19, 2019 | 1:00pm -
Best of Luck to Uber as It Tries to Fix Shitty Company Culture With $4.4 Million to Gender Discrimination VictimsBy Caitlin CruzDecember 19, 2019 | 3:17am -
Trump Impeached, Which Is Fun Now But Your Holiday Dinners Are FuckedBy Caitlin CruzDecember 19, 2019 | 2:28am -
Maxine Waters Said What She SaidBy Ashley ReeseDecember 18, 2019 | 11:20pm -
It's Weird to Be Really Into CatsBy Katie McDonoughDecember 18, 2019 | 9:30pm -
Ruth Wilson Reportedly Quit The Affair After Being 'Cajoled' Into Unnecessary Nude ScenesBy Emily AlfordDecember 18, 2019 | 8:45pm -
A KonMari Guide to Gifting for Your Joyless FriendsBy Shannon MeleroDecember 18, 2019 | 8:30pm -
Growing Up JellicleBy Adam RobertsDecember 18, 2019 | 8:00pm -
Nancy Pelosi Wore Her Best Funeral Outfit For the Impeachment VoteBy Ashley ReeseDecember 18, 2019 | 7:52pm -
Cookie Decorating Parties Are the Ultimate Holiday ScamBy Tracy Clark-FloryDecember 18, 2019 | 7:30pm -
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Ride Wrecking Balls Straight Into Divorce CourtBy Joan SummersDecember 18, 2019 | 7:00pm -
And the Winner of Jezebel's Cancel Tournament 2019 Is…By Maria ShermanDecember 18, 2019 | 6:30pm -
Is The Wing Canceled Already?By Hazel CillsDecember 18, 2019 | 6:00pm -
Reese Witherspoon Is Finally Playing the Characters Freeway Promised UsBy Emily AlfordDecember 18, 2019 | 5:00pm -
Happy 56th Birthday to Brad Pitt, Some Man Who Has Been in Some Movies People Probably SawBy Joan SummersDecember 18, 2019 | 4:00pm -
CBS Belatedly Introduces New Steps for Reporting Sexual Harassment on SurvivorBy Maria ShermanDecember 18, 2019 | 3:40pm -
Oregon Father Beats Up College Official Over Daughter's Rape CaseBy Hazel CillsDecember 18, 2019 | 3:15pm -
Kneading Into the Comfort of Cozy Cat MysteriesBy Kelly FairclothDecember 18, 2019 | 3:00pm -
Uzo Aduba Joins Lupita Nyong'o in Americanah Mini-SeriesBy Rebecca FishbeinDecember 18, 2019 | 1:33pm -
I Don't Blame Him???By Rebecca FishbeinDecember 18, 2019 | 3:55am -
It Seems Men Have Infiltrated The WingBy Rebecca FishbeinDecember 18, 2019 | 2:35am -
Teresa and Joe Giudice Are DONEBy Rebecca FishbeinDecember 18, 2019 | 1:05am -
A Handful of Republicans Have Formed a Club to Bitch About TrumpBy Emily AlfordDecember 17, 2019 | 10:45pm -
Pope Francis Is No Longer Allowing 'Pontifical Secrecy' in Sexual Abuse CasesBy Shannon MeleroDecember 17, 2019 | 9:45pm -
All the Headlines We Rejected For This Blog About Donald Trump's 6-Page Impeachment Letter to Nancy PelosiBy Esther WangDecember 17, 2019 | 8:40pm -
Empowering Myself to Stake 'Empowerment Feminism' Right Through the HeartBy Joan SummersDecember 17, 2019 | 8:30pm - I Love My Cat So Much, I Became OneBy Megan ReynoldsDecember 17, 2019 | 8:00pm
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Kids, and Possibly Parents, Are No Longer Interested In American Girl DollsBy Emily AlfordDecember 17, 2019 | 7:00pm -
Goodbye to Joe Biden, the Creepy Uncle We Never Asked ForBy Tracy Clark-FloryDecember 17, 2019 | 6:30pm -
The Worst Music of 2019By Jezebel StaffDecember 17, 2019 | 6:00pm -
Pilot Peter's Bachelor Contestants: Pageant Queens, Flight Attendants and Too Many VictoriasBy Maria ShermanDecember 17, 2019 | 5:45pm - Jezebel's Cancel Tournament Enters the Final Round: Logan Paul Vs. InfluencersBy Maria ShermanDecember 17, 2019 | 5:15pm
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We Need to Address the Trauma That Is Seeing Cats Live As a ChildBy Hazel CillsDecember 17, 2019 | 5:00pm -
Google Just Fired Another Trans Woman OrganizerBy Shannon MeleroDecember 17, 2019 | 4:30pm