- Another Totally Normal Day on the Not-Campaign Trail With Uncle JoeBy Nick MartinApril 12, 2019 | 5:39pm
- Trump Confirms He's Definitely Thinking About Just Dumping Immigrants in Sanctuary CitiesBy Rafi SchwartzApril 12, 2019 | 5:19pm
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Ivanka Trump Is Confident She'll Be Just Fine When She Leaves the White HouseBy Ashley ReeseApril 12, 2019 | 4:30pm - When Joe Biden Chose the Wrong Side of HistoryBy Paul BlestApril 12, 2019 | 4:22pm
- Marsai Martin Wants Adults to Listen to KidsBy Hazel CillsApril 12, 2019 | 3:45pm
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H&M Is Being Sued for Keeping Track of Employees Using Their FingerprintsBy Hazel CillsApril 12, 2019 | 2:45pm - What Exactly Did These Racists Think Would Happen?By Libby WatsonApril 12, 2019 | 2:37pm
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This Is Why Elizabeth Warren Left the Republican PartyBy Esther WangApril 12, 2019 | 2:00pm - Eric and Lara Trump: DEEP STATE REALBy Molly OsbergApril 12, 2019 | 1:36pm
- Trump Calls Ivanka 'Baby' In Meetings and Wants Her to Run Basically EverythingBy Rafi SchwartzApril 12, 2019 | 1:16pm
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Ray J's Dog Boogotti Has Been Dognapped, Please Return Him for a $20,000 RewardBy Maria ShermanApril 12, 2019 | 1:13pm -
In a New Court Filing, Amber Heard Claims Johnny Depp Threatened to Kill HerBy Emily AlfordApril 12, 2019 | 12:42pm - Boston Globe Yanks Anti-Kirstjen Nielsen Op-Ed After Fox News OutcryBy Sophie WeinerApril 12, 2019 | 12:29pm
- This Is Some Extremely Evil and Incredibly Dumb ShitBy Sophie WeinerApril 12, 2019 | 2:30am
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Ashley Judd On Georgia's Abortion Ban: 'I Would've Had to Co-Parent With My Rapist'By Emily AlfordApril 12, 2019 | 2:20am -
Instagram Influencer Reports Deleted Account to PoliceBy Emily AlfordApril 12, 2019 | 1:20am -
Kristin Cavallari Says Jay Cutler Unclogged Her Milk Ducts By 'Sucking Harder Than He's Ever Sucked'By Emily AlfordApril 12, 2019 | 12:00am - The Guy Who Said Immigrant Detention Was 'Like Summer Camp' Is Now the Head of ICEBy Sophie WeinerApril 11, 2019 | 11:40pm
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Wikileaks Is Not Donald Trump's 'Thing' AnymoreBy Esther WangApril 11, 2019 | 10:30pm -
Lauren London Says 'You've Been My Turn-Up and My Church' in Eulogy for Nipsey HussleBy Clover HopeApril 11, 2019 | 9:30pm - The Interior Department Descends Back Into the SwampBy Nick MartinApril 11, 2019 | 8:39pm
- Mainline This Fleabag Trailer to My Veins!By Julianne Escobedo ShepherdApril 11, 2019 | 8:30pm
- Why Can't the 'Liberal Media' Get Chelsea Manning's Name and Pronouns Right?By Paul BlestApril 11, 2019 | 8:15pm
- Cain NOT Able???By Rafi SchwartzApril 11, 2019 | 7:49pm
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Tan France Wants to French-Tuck OprahBy Megan ReynoldsApril 11, 2019 | 7:38pm - You Can't Support Press Freedom Without Supporting Julian AssangeBy Katherine KruegerApril 11, 2019 | 7:11pm
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Who Is Still Alive in Westeros?By Megan ReynoldsApril 11, 2019 | 6:30pm - Jeff Bezos, You Insincere Greedy FuckBy Hamilton NolanApril 11, 2019 | 6:05pm
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Wendy Williams Has Reportedly Filed to Divorce Kevin HunterBy Rich JuzwiakApril 11, 2019 | 6:00pm -
Is This Shoe OK? The Chunky Steve Madden '90s LoaferBy Maria ShermanApril 11, 2019 | 5:40pm - Trump ‘Absolutely’ Believes His AG’s Claim That the Government Spied on HimBy Rafi SchwartzApril 11, 2019 | 5:39pm
- Centrists Are Being Pulled Left Whether They Like It or NotBy Paul BlestApril 11, 2019 | 5:15pm
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Jeffrey Tambor's Character Will Be Killed Off TransparentBy Hazel CillsApril 11, 2019 | 5:00pm -
Michael Avenatti Charged With Stealing Millions from His Clients, Including a Man With a DisabilityBy Esther WangApril 11, 2019 | 4:40pm - Michael Avenatti's Legal Troubles Just Keep Getting WorseBy Samantha GrassoApril 11, 2019 | 4:31pm
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Betsy DeVos Knew Exactly What She Was Doing When She Rolled Back Protections for Trans StudentsBy Esther WangApril 11, 2019 | 4:30pm -
The Kardashian-West Family Lives in an All-White Art Gallery PrisonBy Maria ShermanApril 11, 2019 | 4:00pm -
Ilhan Omar Says She's Not In Congress to Be QuietBy Ashley ReeseApril 11, 2019 | 3:48pm -
Jeff Bezos Is Reportedly Meeting With Federal Prosecutors to Discuss His Dick PicsBy Ashley ReeseApril 11, 2019 | 3:30pm -
Harry and Meghan Want to Celebrate Their Kid's Arrival in Private FirstBy Kelly FairclothApril 11, 2019 | 3:00pm - Why Is the New York Times So Weird About Bernie's Accent?By Libby WatsonApril 11, 2019 | 2:50pm
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Texas Bill Threatening Death Penalty for Abortion Is the Anti-Abortion Movement at Its Most HonestBy Esther WangApril 11, 2019 | 2:30pm - Glenn Beck Goes on Fox News to Rant About (((SOROS))) and COMMIESBy Samantha GrassoApril 11, 2019 | 2:08pm
- Street Food Chefs in Asia Get Their DueBy Hazel CillsApril 11, 2019 | 2:00pm
- Trump's Judge Sister Retires, Conveniently Ending Probe Into Family's Tax SchemesBy Rafi SchwartzApril 11, 2019 | 1:35pm
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Aunt Becky Really, Really, Really, Really Doesn't Want to Go to JailBy Maria ShermanApril 11, 2019 | 1:28pm - This Is Getting Really DangerousBy Katherine KruegerApril 11, 2019 | 1:13pm
- Your Weekend Plans Now Include Donald Glover and Rihanna's Guava IslandBy Lauren EvansApril 11, 2019 | 12:31pm
- College Republican Organization Calls AOC a 'Domestic Terrorist' in Fundraising EmailBy Sophie WeinerApril 11, 2019 | 12:13pm
- Suspect Arrested in Connection to Fires at Black Louisiana ChurchesBy Sophie WeinerApril 11, 2019 | 3:40am
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Chrissy Teigen Tells House Democrats That Women Should Say 'Fuck You' More OftenBy Lauren EvansApril 11, 2019 | 3:15am -
Kate McKinnon Will Play Elizabeth Holmes In New Hulu MiniseriesBy Lauren EvansApril 11, 2019 | 2:35am - Former Obama Lawyer Expects to Be Charged for Work With UkraineBy Sophie WeinerApril 11, 2019 | 1:00am
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Hit Drake on Da BerryBy Lauren EvansApril 11, 2019 | 12:00am - David Pecker Is Selling Off the Scandal-Ridden National EnquirerBy Sophie WeinerApril 10, 2019 | 11:50pm
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President Trump Disappointed the Military Hasn't Roughed Up More Asylum SeekersBy Ashley ReeseApril 10, 2019 | 10:30pm - The Latest Plot Against Omar Is a Willful Misreading of Her 9/11 CommentsBy Molly OsbergApril 10, 2019 | 9:55pm
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Ohio's Anti-Abortion Heartbeat Bill One Step Closer to Becoming LawBy Esther WangApril 10, 2019 | 9:37pm - The Trump Administration Is Abandoning the Dakota Tribes as They Face a Second Catastrophic StormBy Nick MartinApril 10, 2019 | 9:35pm
- Trump Reportedly Might Nominate Ex-Leader of Anti-Immigrant Hate Group to Lead Citizenship OfficeBy Samantha GrassoApril 10, 2019 | 9:11pm
- I Welcome CGI Colonel Sanders, the First True Sign of the Impending ApocalypseBy Megan ReynoldsApril 10, 2019 | 9:00pm
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Amy Klobuchar Also Used the Courts as a Threat Against Students Skipping SchoolBy Ashley ReeseApril 10, 2019 | 8:30pm - Will You Let Free Riders Suck Your Union Dry?By Hamilton NolanApril 10, 2019 | 8:03pm
- Dawn Richard on Cosigning Herself After Danity KaneBy Lisa FischerApril 10, 2019 | 7:45pm
- The Who? UnionBy Molly OsbergApril 10, 2019 | 7:39pm
- GOP Congressman Hijacks Important Hearing to Ask Nonsense Questions About SocialismBy Paul BlestApril 10, 2019 | 7:15pm
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This Is Jojo Siwa's Final FormBy Maria ShermanApril 10, 2019 | 6:45pm - Here Is Possibly the Stupidest Thing a Member of Congress Has Ever SaidBy Nick MartinApril 10, 2019 | 6:24pm
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J.Lo Doesn't Regret Doing the Grammys Motown Tribute At AllBy Hazel CillsApril 10, 2019 | 6:00pm - Bernie Is Back With a New (and Better) Medicare for All BillBy Molly OsbergApril 10, 2019 | 5:52pm
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Donald Trump Regrets That George Washington Was Lost to HistoryBy Kelly FairclothApril 10, 2019 | 5:30pm - Milla Jovovich Is Still Sleeping in the Same Bed With Her Husband and 11- and 4-Year-Old DaughtersBy Rich JuzwiakApril 10, 2019 | 5:00pm
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This Week In Tabloids: Beyoncé is Allegedly Releasing Surprise New Music in an Attempt to Ruin My Life (Again!)By Joan SummersApril 10, 2019 | 4:30pm - Here's Every 2020 Democrat's History on LGBTQ RightsBy Jack MirkinsonApril 10, 2019 | 4:00pm
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A Definitive List of Game of Thrones Characters Who Should FuckBy Julianne Escobedo ShepherdApril 10, 2019 | 4:00pm - Chip and Joanna Gaines Will Turn the DIY Network Into the Magnolia ChannelBy Kelly FairclothApril 10, 2019 | 3:30pm
- NPR Doesn't Seem Much Inclined to Call Stephen Miller What He IsBy Samantha GrassoApril 10, 2019 | 3:12pm
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The Age of 'Menstrual Surveillance' Is Upon UsBy Prachi GuptaApril 10, 2019 | 3:00pm -
Meghan Markle Reportedly Wants a Home Birth at 'Frogmore Cottage'By Kelly FairclothApril 10, 2019 | 2:30pm -
Selena Gomez and Niall Horan Are NOT Dating, Despite How Happy It Would Make MeBy Maria ShermanApril 10, 2019 | 2:20pm - This Black Hole Is a 'Massive' DisappointmentBy Hamilton NolanApril 10, 2019 | 2:19pm
- Trump Admin Reportedly Mulling Disastrous Plan to Sell Off Parts of Florida for Offshore DrillingBy Molly OsbergApril 10, 2019 | 2:01pm
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Let's Gaze Into The First Ever Picture of a Black Hole TogetherBy JezebelApril 10, 2019 | 2:00pm -
Our Planet's Sad Baby Flamingo Is the Heartbreak We DeserveBy Tracy Clark-FloryApril 10, 2019 | 1:50pm - Big Dumb Idiot Goes on a Field TripBy Katherine KruegerApril 10, 2019 | 1:27pm
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We Choose to Believe That Melania Trump Absolutely Copied Star Jones's WeddingBy Ashley ReeseApril 10, 2019 | 1:23pm -
I’m Now Suddenly on Board With The Lion King RemakeBy Hazel CillsApril 10, 2019 | 1:04pm - Kirstjen Nielsen Will Likely Pay No Price for Her EvilBy Paul BlestApril 10, 2019 | 1:03pm
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Kirsten Gillibrand Wants to Conduct a Nationwide Survey on Sexual AssaultBy Rebecca FishbeinApril 10, 2019 | 12:34pm - St. Louis Woman Admits She Threatened to Blow Up Planned ParenthoodBy Sophie WeinerApril 10, 2019 | 12:25pm
- How Not Shocked Are We to Learn That Trump Doesn't Understand Copyright Law?By Sophie WeinerApril 10, 2019 | 4:15am
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A Play About Hillary Clinton Opens on Broadway This MonthBy Rebecca FishbeinApril 10, 2019 | 3:05am - Pentagon Awards $1 Billion in Contracts to Build Border Wall That Will Definitely Kill PeopleBy Sophie WeinerApril 10, 2019 | 2:50am
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Maybe All Those Missing Bees Are Just in Our Eyeballs, Eating Our TearsBy Rebecca FishbeinApril 10, 2019 | 1:15am -
Here Is Proof That Only Blue Ivy Can Out-Beychella BeyoncéBy Rebecca FishbeinApril 10, 2019 | 12:05am - These People Absolutely Hate Each OtherBy Sophie WeinerApril 9, 2019 | 11:45pm
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Ilhan Omar Knows Who Stephen Miller IsBy Katie McDonoughApril 9, 2019 | 10:30pm - Two Cabinet Members Were Allegedly on Board to Invoke 25th Amendment to Remove TrumpBy Rafi SchwartzApril 9, 2019 | 9:47pm
- I Just Started Watching Game of Thrones and I Have a Groundbreaking Interpretation of the Show That Will Change Everything About How You Watch ItBy Katherine KruegerApril 9, 2019 | 9:32pm
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Aunt Becky Faces New Money Laundering ChargesBy Maria ShermanApril 9, 2019 | 9:30pm - Bernie Will Release His Tax Returns and I'm Sure Everyone Will Be SatisfiedBy Libby WatsonApril 9, 2019 | 9:09pm
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Hot Pope Not That HotBy Megan ReynoldsApril 9, 2019 | 8:17pm -
Responding to a Measles Outbreak, NYC Mayor Orders Mandatory Vaccinations in Some NeighborhoodsBy Anna MerlanApril 9, 2019 | 7:30pm - The Worst Democrats in Congress Want to Make the Worst Conservative Idea a RealityBy Paul BlestApril 9, 2019 | 7:24pm
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Obsessed Set the Blueprint for Enjoyably Mediocre Black ThrillersBy Cate YoungApril 9, 2019 | 7:00pm - Trump Thinks Migrants Are Coming to U.S. for DisneylandBy Samantha GrassoApril 9, 2019 | 6:32pm
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Time to Name This Royal BabyBy Kelly FairclothApril 9, 2019 | 6:00pm - House Hearing on White Nationalism Devolves Into Stomach-Churning HellscapeBy Rafi SchwartzApril 9, 2019 | 5:45pm