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- A Chilling Reminder That The People's Court Involves Real PeopleBy Whitney JeffersonNovember 29, 2011 | 3:30pm
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- Georgia Woman Finally Accuses Herman Cain Of The Affair He's DenyingBy Margaret HartmannNovember 29, 2011 | 3:20am
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