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The DNC's Roll Call Was a DelightBy Rebecca FishbeinAugust 19, 2020 | 12:44pm -
Never, Ever Fuck With the MailBy Emily AlfordAugust 18, 2020 | 9:30pm -
Holistic Health Influencer Donald Trump Thinks This Plant Can Cure CoronavirusBy Shannon MeleroAugust 17, 2020 | 9:30pm -
Trump Hates Mail-In Voting Except When He Gets to Do ItBy Esther WangAugust 14, 2020 | 10:30pm -
Betsy DeVos's Education Department Really Loves Men's Rights GroupsBy Esther WangAugust 14, 2020 | 3:52pm -
Virginia Mayor Shocked to Be Called Racist After Referring to a Black Woman as 'Aunt Jemima'By Justice NamasteAugust 14, 2020 | 12:42pm -
Is There a Way to Unsubscribe From the 'Is Kamala Really Black' Discourse?By Shannon MeleroAugust 13, 2020 | 9:15pm
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Accusations Against Congressional Candidate Alex Morse Sure Look Like a Hit JobBy Esther WangAugust 13, 2020 | 3:10pm
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Trump Can't Be Racist Because He Donated Money To Kamala Harris, Says Trump CampaignBy Ashley ReeseAugust 12, 2020 | 9:50pm
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Kamala Harris and the Power That Men Still HoldBy Esther WangAugust 12, 2020 | 9:40pm
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QAnon Supporter Poised to Take National OfficeBy Molly OsbergAugust 12, 2020 | 2:12pm
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Ilhan Omar Did ItBy Rebecca FishbeinAugust 12, 2020 | 3:15am
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Governors Reach Across the Aisle to Agree the Entire Country Is FuckedBy Shannon MeleroAugust 11, 2020 | 9:45pm
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Kamala Accepts This RoseBy Ashley ReeseAugust 11, 2020 | 8:25pm
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Donald Trump Demands College Football Players Get Covid-19 and Spread It Far and WideBy Esther WangAugust 10, 2020 | 9:24pm
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My Dark Journey Into the Soul of a Model Young Republican CandidateBy Esther WangAugust 10, 2020 | 1:10pm
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God Help UsBy Rebecca FishbeinAugust 10, 2020 | 3:30am
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Finally, Some Answers About How Stephen Miller Became a Very Powerful MonsterBy Alexis Sobel FittsAugust 7, 2020 | 10:30pm
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Of Course Transphobic Republicans Are Urging Trump to Double Down on Hurting Trans KidsBy Esther WangAugust 7, 2020 | 4:20pm
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Michigan Road Commissioner Uses Racist Slur, Blames Black People for PandemicBy Justice NamasteAugust 7, 2020 | 1:58am
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Yes Please Let's End the NRABy Alexis Sobel FittsAugust 6, 2020 | 10:30pm
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The Private School This Asshole Praised for Reopening Now Has a Fourth Grade Class in QuarantineBy Esther WangAugust 6, 2020 | 2:40pm
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Joe Biden Has Finally Chosen... An Old CarBy Emily AlfordAugust 5, 2020 | 9:40pm
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You Can't Vote Red If You're DeadBy Molly OsbergAugust 5, 2020 | 9:16pm
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The Squad Is Here to StayBy Esther WangAugust 5, 2020 | 2:55pm
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Black Lives Matter Activist Cori Bush Defeats 10-Term U.S. Rep William Lacy Clay in Missouri Democratic PrimaryBy Rebecca FishbeinAugust 5, 2020 | 12:43pm
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Yo, Semite!By Emily AlfordAugust 4, 2020 | 9:20pm
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Trump is Still a (Potential) Crime Guy, According to Manhattan District AttorneyBy Esther WangAugust 3, 2020 | 9:20pm
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Kayleigh McEnany Opposes Politicizing Death That We Should Probably PoliticizeBy Ashley ReeseJuly 31, 2020 | 11:00pm
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Supple, Young Joe Biden Is Now AvailableBy Rich JuzwiakJuly 31, 2020 | 6:15pm
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Jared Kushner Scrapped a National Covid-19 Response Because it Was Hitting Democratic StatesBy Molly OsbergJuly 30, 2020 | 9:22pm
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Idiot Republican Congressman Thinks Wearing a Mask Gave Him CoronavirusBy Ashley ReeseJuly 29, 2020 | 10:11pm
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The Republican Party Continues the Hallowed Tradition of Blaming Its Anti-Semitism on HackersBy Esther WangJuly 29, 2020 | 3:24pm
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What Does Politico Know That We Don't Know???By Rebecca FishbeinJuly 29, 2020 | 2:05am
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Department of Homeland Security Escalates Its War on ChildrenBy Emily AlfordJuly 28, 2020 | 9:30pm
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L.A. Sheriff Uses Sexist Slur Against County Supervisor in Facebook Live RantBy Lauren EvansJuly 28, 2020 | 1:40am
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Republicans to Out of Work Americans: Eat Shit and Die, Losers!By Esther WangJuly 27, 2020 | 10:00pm
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We Won't Get to See Trump Throw a Ball on TV, After AllBy Rebecca FishbeinJuly 27, 2020 | 12:40am
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Kayleigh McEnany Strikes Fear in the Hearts of Toddlers Everywhere, Erroneously Reports Paw Patrol's CancelationBy Ashley ReeseJuly 24, 2020 | 10:20pm
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Stephen Miller's Boss Seems to Have Killed His GrandmaBy Alexis Sobel FittsJuly 23, 2020 | 10:05pm
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Tucker Carlson Advocates for Doxing Journalists Who Are Not Tucker CarlsonBy Emily AlfordJuly 21, 2020 | 9:30pm
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DNC Attempts to Convert the 3 Republican Voters Who Hate Trump More Than They Hate AbortionsBy Esther WangJuly 20, 2020 | 9:20pm
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Cute: Trump and Pence Are Still Trying to Convince Us That Biden Is a Radical LeftistBy Ashley ReeseJuly 17, 2020 | 10:30pm
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White House Uses Big Trucks to Demonstrate Good ValuesBy Molly OsbergJuly 16, 2020 | 9:48pm
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Trump Is Building a Database of American Citizens Which Seems... Bad?By Ashley ReeseJuly 15, 2020 | 10:12pm
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Just in Time for the Second Wave of Coronavirus, No One in America Has Any Health InsuranceBy Emily AlfordJuly 14, 2020 | 9:10pm
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Ivanka Has Some Advice for Unemployed Workers: Just Find a New Job!By Esther WangJuly 14, 2020 | 3:57pm
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Trump, White House Insist Their Systematic Shitting On Dr. Fauci Is Nothing PersonalBy Ashley ReeseJuly 13, 2020 | 9:45pm
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Notorious Haven For Sexual Predators Received Billions In Federal Covid-19 ReliefBy Esther WangJuly 10, 2020 | 10:30pm
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Totally Cool, Mature President Says Supreme Court Decision Is 'Not Fair'By Alexis Sobel FittsJuly 9, 2020 | 10:00pm
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Send Betsy DeVos to the Moon, Leave Her ThereBy Ashley ReeseJuly 8, 2020 | 10:30pm
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Trump to America's Schoolchildren: Haha, You're Gonna Get Sick!By Rebecca FishbeinJuly 8, 2020 | 1:05am
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Like a Young Ted Bundy, Maybe Baby Donald Trump Just Needed More HugsBy Emily AlfordJuly 7, 2020 | 10:37pm
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Donald Trump Sure Loves Blaming Innocent Black Men!By Esther WangJuly 6, 2020 | 8:58pm
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Newspaper Owner Apologizes for Publishing Cartoon Equating Face Mask Mandates to the HolocaustBy Shannon MeleroJuly 6, 2020 | 2:44pm
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Herman Cain Willing to Die for Donald Trump's Big Boy RallyBy Emily AlfordJuly 2, 2020 | 9:00pm
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President Trump Reportedly Regrets Pandering to The Blacks™, Listening To Jared Kushner's 'Woke Shit'By Ashley ReeseJuly 1, 2020 | 10:25pm
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Breaking: We're FuckedBy Molly OsbergJune 30, 2020 | 9:52pm
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The Doldrums of Amy McGrath's WinBy Ashley ReeseJune 30, 2020 | 8:43pm
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Here is Yet Another Very Bad Story About Trump and RussiaBy Esther WangJune 29, 2020 | 9:00pm
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White House Covid-Fighting Task Force Hosts Super-Spreader EventBy Rebecca FishbeinJune 29, 2020 | 12:53pm
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Let's All Learn More About This Republican Ken Doll Who Will Likely Become the Youngest Member of CongressBy Esther WangJune 26, 2020 | 1:10pm
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Lindsey Graham Has Bizarre Meltdown Over the French Revolution, Alexandria Ocasio-CortezBy Ashley ReeseJune 24, 2020 | 9:55pm
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An Election Night of Wins for the Left, Even Amid Voter SuppressionBy Ashley ReeseJune 24, 2020 | 6:25pm
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Won Her PrimaryBy Rebecca FishbeinJune 24, 2020 | 4:55am
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President Creates Law Protecting Racist Hunks of Concrete From Human ConstituentsBy Emily AlfordJune 23, 2020 | 9:44pm
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Mike and Karen Pence Join the Long and Illustrious List of Republicans Who Love Committing 'Voter Fraud'By Esther WangJune 22, 2020 | 9:45pm
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John Bolton Bravely Kept Juicy Details About Trump From Congress and Saved Them for his MemoirBy Rebecca FishbeinJune 22, 2020 | 12:55pm
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Mrs. Salad Comb OutBy Harron WalkerJune 19, 2020 | 9:26pm
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We're All Invited to the Adult Son Reveal Party!By Molly OsbergJune 18, 2020 | 9:40pm
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Republican Leaders Forced to Denounce Yet Another Congressional Candidate Because She is Too Racist in PublicBy Esther WangJune 18, 2020 | 2:10pm
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Walrus Spills Lukewarm TeaBy Ashley ReeseJune 17, 2020 | 10:25pm
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Ben Sasse's Democratic Challenger Joked About Woman Staffer Having Group Sex in Campaign Text ChatBy Rebecca FishbeinJune 17, 2020 | 2:40am
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Melania Trump Says Her Husband Has a Human PenisBy Emily AlfordJune 16, 2020 | 10:00pm
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City of Tulsa to Close Blinds and Stay Quiet Until Trump Stops Knocking and Goes AwayBy Emily AlfordJune 15, 2020 | 10:40pm
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Betsy DeVos Continues to Be Extremely Committed to Being an Evil MonsterBy Esther WangJune 12, 2020 | 10:30pm
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Love Is Alive But Also DisgustingBy Esther WangJune 11, 2020 | 9:00pm
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Kayleigh McEnany Somehow Suggests Confederate Generals Are Akin to Joe BidenBy Alexis Sobel FittsJune 10, 2020 | 10:24pm
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America Spent $75K So Don Jr. Could Prove His Manhood and Shoot a Big SheepBy Rebecca FishbeinJune 10, 2020 | 12:43pm
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Republicans Are Pretending They Didn't See Trump's Garbage Buffalo Protester TweetBy Ashley ReeseJune 9, 2020 | 10:18pm
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Who Will Do the Important Work of Slashing Protesters' Tires If We Defund the Cops?By Esther WangJune 8, 2020 | 10:03pm
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Texas Officials Continue to Forget They're Supposed to Be Incredibly Racist Only In PrivateBy Esther WangJune 5, 2020 | 3:51pm
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NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio Appears to Have Used Wife Chirlane McCray as a Literal Human ShieldBy Alexis Sobel FittsJune 4, 2020 | 10:40pm
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Batshit Senator Writes Op-Ed Imploring the Military to Declare War on Its CitizensBy Ashley ReeseJune 3, 2020 | 10:48pm
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Really Racist Guy Loses to Regular Racist GuyBy Rebecca FishbeinJune 3, 2020 | 2:00pm
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Ella Jones Elected Ferguson's First Black, First Woman MayorBy Maria ShermanJune 3, 2020 | 1:21pm
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William Barr Has a Hard-On for Hurting People and Loving Donald TrumpBy Emily AlfordJune 2, 2020 | 9:38pm
- Joe Biden Would Like Cops to Just Seriously Maim People Instead of Killing ThemBy Esther WangJune 1, 2020 | 9:30pm
- Anna Wintour Made a BlogBy Rebecca FishbeinJune 1, 2020 | 3:15am
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Maybe Amy Should Sit This One OutBy Ashley ReeseMay 29, 2020 | 9:45pm
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Kelly Loeffler and Her Luxurious Blowout Are Off the Hook for Insider TradingBy Joan SummersMay 28, 2020 | 10:00pm
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Fired Up and Ready to Nap for the YouthsBy Ashley ReeseMay 27, 2020 | 9:57pm
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Amy Klobuchar Inserts Herself Into the George Floyd Case Without Saying 'George Floyd,' 'Police' or 'Murder'By Emily AlfordMay 26, 2020 | 9:35pm
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Good News for North Carolina!By Rebecca FishbeinMay 25, 2020 | 5:00pm
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Joe Biden Regrets Putting Foot in Mouth for 4,000th TimeBy Rebecca FishbeinMay 23, 2020 | 7:45pm
- Biden Tries Out His Blaccent in Tired Effort to Be 'Down'By Ashley ReeseMay 22, 2020 | 3:20pm
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Biden Vets Every Woman in America for VPBy Joan SummersMay 21, 2020 | 9:50pm
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This Republican Running for Congress Is Somehow Too Bigoted Even for Other RepublicansBy Esther WangMay 21, 2020 | 6:00pm
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Trump Is Using the Pandemic As an Excuse to Deport Migrant Children Without Even Telling Their FamiliesBy Esther WangMay 20, 2020 | 3:30pm
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Lockdown Protesters Are the New Plague RatsBy Emily AlfordMay 19, 2020 | 9:58pm
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Even Fox News Hosts Think Trump is an Idiot for Taking HydroxychloroquineBy Esther WangMay 18, 2020 | 9:30pm
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Eric Attempts to Overtake Don Jr. As the Dumbest Trump SonBy Esther WangMay 18, 2020 | 2:29pm
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Betsy DeVos Shovels Coronavirus Money to a College People Have Confused With a CultBy Ashley ReeseMay 15, 2020 | 10:30pm
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Mask Off at the Mask FactoryBy Joan SummersMay 14, 2020 | 10:00pm
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The FBI Is Digging Into Senator Richard Burr's Shady Stock SalesBy Lauren EvansMay 14, 2020 | 12:44pm
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Biden Is Getting Dragged to the LeftBy Ashley ReeseMay 13, 2020 | 10:36pm
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Overconfident Man Thinks He Has a Say in Postponing the Presidential ElectionBy Esther WangMay 13, 2020 | 3:20pm
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Chasten Buttigieg Is Writing a MemoirBy Rebecca FishbeinMay 13, 2020 | 1:30am