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- Utah Judge Orders 1-Year-Old Removed from Lesbian Foster ParentsBy Marie LodiNovember 12, 2015 | 3:50pm
- Mizzou Rejects Resignation From Prof Who Encouraged His Students to Come to Class Despite ThreatsBy Hillary Crosley CokerNovember 12, 2015 | 3:30pm
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- Well, Well, Well, Giada De Laurentiis's New Boyfriend Is Still Married to Someone ElseBy Bobby FingerNovember 12, 2015 | 2:50pm
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- Sausage Companies Settle Sausage Fight Over Sausage Marketing By Kelly FairclothNovember 12, 2015 | 2:15pm
- Tinder Enhances Profiles and Algorithm for More 'Meaningful Connections'By Marie LodiNovember 12, 2015 | 4:45am
- Zoe Kazan Cast as Lead in New Lena Dunham ComedyBy Marie LodiNovember 12, 2015 | 4:00am
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- Charlie Brown Voice Actor Had a Dog Named Snoopy, Allegedly Threatened to Kill a Sheriff By Anna MerlanNovember 12, 2015 | 1:30am
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