- 'Monkey Christ' Has Some Competition From Another Botched Spanish RestorationBy Justice NamasteNovember 11, 2020 | 1:41pm
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Trump Might Not Be Conceding The Election, But His (Former) Allies Know It's OverBy Justice NamasteNovember 11, 2020 | 3:50am -
Air Force General Accused of Sexual Assault Could Be First High-Ranking Air Force Officer Ever Court-MartialedBy Justice NamasteNovember 11, 2020 | 2:41am -
The Kardashians Just Never Seem To LearnBy Justice NamasteNovember 11, 2020 | 1:00am -
Donald Trump Will Soon Join the Rest of Us Losers Who Can Be Kicked Off Twitter For 'Lying' or 'Inciting Violence'By Emily AlfordNovember 10, 2020 | 11:00pm -
White Politician Says He's a 'Black Gay Guy' On Twitter, Causes Immediate Chaos [UPDATED]By Ashley ReeseNovember 10, 2020 | 10:40pm -
Yes, I Will Be Watching Kristen Stewart's Very Gay Christmas MovieBy Joan SummersNovember 10, 2020 | 9:30pm -
What 'Oprah's Favorite Things' Says About OprahBy Megan ReynoldsNovember 10, 2020 | 9:00pm -
R.I.P. to Great TitsBy Maria ShermanNovember 10, 2020 | 8:30pm -
What Would Be Best for Post-White House Melania?By Esther WangNovember 10, 2020 | 8:00pm -
A Loving Ode to My 2-Foot Bong, Which Kept Me Alive During Election WeekBy Joan SummersNovember 10, 2020 | 7:40pm -
What Time Is the Coup?By Ashley ReeseNovember 10, 2020 | 7:09pm -
Mike Pence Is Going on Vacation, But We Have Some Better Ideas (Guantanamo)By Maria ShermanNovember 10, 2020 | 6:50pm -
New 'Everywoman' Statue Goes Bush-Out for Feminism, Just Like Mary Wollstonecraft Would Have WantedBy Emily AlfordNovember 10, 2020 | 6:30pm -
Bend It Like Beckham Celebrated Women's Soccer Right When the Sport Needed It the MostBy Shannon MeleroNovember 10, 2020 | 5:01pm -
To No One's Surprise, Investigation Finds Catholic Church Covered Up Abuse Allegations for DecadesBy Shannon MeleroNovember 10, 2020 | 4:03pm -
Let's Take a Gander at Phil Collins's Messy-Ass Divorce ProceedingsBy Megan ReynoldsNovember 10, 2020 | 3:10pm -
Why Music Stan Account @PopCrave Called the Election Before Every Major OutletBy Hazel CillsNovember 10, 2020 | 2:04pm -
Lawyers Still Can't Find the Parents of 666 Migrant ChildrenBy Marie SolisNovember 10, 2020 | 1:38pm -
Jill Biden Will Be the First FLOTUS to Have a Full-Time JobBy Marie SolisNovember 10, 2020 | 3:45am -
Pathetic Loser Going to Let the DOJ Investigate Unfounded Voter Fraud ClaimsBy Marie SolisNovember 10, 2020 | 2:27am -
Johnny Depp Is Still Getting His Paycheck for 'Fantastic Beasts'By Marie SolisNovember 10, 2020 | 12:20am -
Turns Out Trump's Election Night Party May Have Been Another Covid-19 Superspreader EventBy Esther WangNovember 9, 2020 | 10:22pm -
Georgia's Senate Run-Off Race Is Already Horny I GuessBy Joan SummersNovember 9, 2020 | 9:45pm -
Not Even The New York Times Can Escape Old-School Outrage BloggingBy Hazel CillsNovember 9, 2020 | 9:15pm -
I Am Personally Thrilled Imagining Donald Trump As a Broke-Ass Bitch In JailBy Esther WangNovember 9, 2020 | 8:45pm -
The Queen's Gambit Has Me Reconsidering WallpaperBy Megan ReynoldsNovember 9, 2020 | 8:20pm -
What the Hell Is the 'Latino Vote,' And Is Talking About It Inherently Racist? An Expert ExplainsBy Shannon MeleroNovember 9, 2020 | 7:55pm -
The Business of Selling White Women the Righteousness of Their Own AngerBy Emily AlfordNovember 9, 2020 | 6:55pm -
Hey, How About Some Scientists for a Change?By Ashley ReeseNovember 9, 2020 | 5:00pm -
Please Watch the Most Horrifying Thing I Have Ever Seen on TelevisionBy Joan SummersNovember 9, 2020 | 4:50pm -
The 'Year of the Republican Woman' Is a MirageBy Esther WangNovember 9, 2020 | 4:24pm -
Eva Longoria Apologizes for Undermining Black Women During Comments About Latina VotersBy Maria ShermanNovember 9, 2020 | 3:15pm -
Let's Check in On the Sisters HadidBy Megan ReynoldsNovember 9, 2020 | 2:15pm -
Centrist Democrats Would Like to Remind You That They're Cynical and UnimaginativeBy Marie SolisNovember 9, 2020 | 1:38pm -
When You’re A Star, They Let You Do ItBy Molly OsbergNovember 9, 2020 | 1:00pm -
A Trump Appointee You've Never Heard of Apparently Holds All the Keys to Power??By Marie SolisNovember 9, 2020 | 2:35am -
President Plans to Actually Do Something About PandemicBy Marie SolisNovember 9, 2020 | 1:23am -
Is Lana Del Rey...Flirting with Jake Tapper?By Marie SolisNovember 8, 2020 | 11:41pm -
Doing GreatBy Harron WalkerNovember 8, 2020 | 10:41pm -
Progressives Are 'Not the Enemy,' Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Warns Democratic LeadershipBy Harron WalkerNovember 8, 2020 | 8:58pm -
Iconic Jeopardy! Host Alex Trebek Is Dead at 80By Harron WalkerNovember 8, 2020 | 7:00pm -
Grittney SPOTTED!! Orange Ingenue Seen FLAUNTING Bikini Body Through Streets of LondonBy Harron WalkerNovember 8, 2020 | 5:06pm -
A Whole Power SuitBy Julianne Escobedo ShepherdNovember 8, 2020 | 2:25am -
Not to Ruin the Saturday Night Social, but the Pandemic's Getting WorseBy Harron WalkerNovember 7, 2020 | 9:56pm -
Meanwhile, Chez Loser…By Harron WalkerNovember 7, 2020 | 8:48pm -
Kamala Harris Calls Up Joe Biden to Celebrate Winning That Thing They WonBy Harron WalkerNovember 7, 2020 | 7:03pm -
Rachel Maddow Forced to Tap Out of Election Coverage Following Covid ScareBy Harron WalkerNovember 7, 2020 | 5:51pm -
Joe Biden Is, Thank God, the 46th President of the United StatesBy Esther WangNovember 7, 2020 | 4:40pm -
Good Morning to Vice President-Elect Kamala Harris, and Kamala Harris OnlyBy Prachi GuptaNovember 7, 2020 | 4:30pm -
Coherent Adult President Speaks Sensical Words to American People for the First Time in 4 YearsBy Emily AlfordNovember 7, 2020 | 4:25am -
Trumpworld SadBy Ashley ReeseNovember 6, 2020 | 11:30pm -
The Most Chaotic Meal You've Made for YourselfBy Maria ShermanNovember 6, 2020 | 11:00pm - Stevie Nicks Gives Miley Cyrus's 'Edge of Midnight (Midnight Sky Remix)' a Much-Needed BoostBy Maria ShermanNovember 6, 2020 | 10:30pm
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If There's a Lesson to Be Learned From the 2020 Election, It Isn't 'Shut Up About Defunding the Police'By Ashley ReeseNovember 6, 2020 | 8:45pm - Philly Mayor to Trump: 'The President Needs to Put His Big Boy Pants On'By Maria ShermanNovember 6, 2020 | 8:00pm
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I Want As Many Pets As Possible In the White House AgainBy Hazel CillsNovember 6, 2020 | 7:40pm -
Before Television's Absurd Obsession With Serial Killers, There Was DexterBy Shannon MeleroNovember 6, 2020 | 6:50pm -
Here's Some Nice, Low-Stakes TikTok Drama Featuring a Trump-Supporting, Keto-Friendly Staten Island MotherBy Megan ReynoldsNovember 6, 2020 | 5:55pm - Johnny Depp Asked to Resign From the Fantastic Beasts Films Following Loss of U.K. Libel CaseBy Joan SummersNovember 6, 2020 | 5:10pm
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Let's Watch Kelly Loeffler As She Mud-Slings Her Way Through Georgia's Special ElectionBy Kelly FairclothNovember 6, 2020 | 4:46pm -
The Rich Republicans of Real Housewives of Orange County Think Covid-19 Is an Elaborate JokeBy Joan SummersNovember 6, 2020 | 4:15pm -
Hey Harry Styles, What Time Is the Rapture?By Maria ShermanNovember 6, 2020 | 3:50pm -
Stacey Abrams Was Absolutely Right About GeorgiaBy Kelly FairclothNovember 6, 2020 | 3:10pm -
Hailey Bieber Is NOT Pregnant, Thank You Very Much for AskingBy Megan ReynoldsNovember 6, 2020 | 2:55pm -
Chaos Finally Comes for The Bachelorette: Clare and Dale Are EngagedBy Maria ShermanNovember 6, 2020 | 2:45pm -
'The Witches' Adaptation Faces Backlash For Giving Its Villain A Physical DisabilityBy Justice NamasteNovember 6, 2020 | 1:40pm -
Police Captain Placed On Leave After "Put A Bullet In Their Skull” Comments On ElectionBy Justice NamasteNovember 6, 2020 | 3:53am -
White Woman Brie Larson Doesn't Believe There Is A Beauty StandardBy Justice NamasteNovember 6, 2020 | 2:11am -
Trump Addressed the Nation in A Rambling, Inaccurate, And Deeply Pathetic SpeechBy Justice NamasteNovember 6, 2020 | 12:59am -
Trump Defense Secretary Mark Esper Is Already Hinting at Jumping ShipBy Shannon MeleroNovember 5, 2020 | 10:35pm -
Please Remember to Eat a Fucking VegetableBy Hazel CillsNovember 5, 2020 | 9:00pm -
The Time for Fashion Gloves Is NowBy Maria ShermanNovember 5, 2020 | 8:20pm -
Olivia Wilde's Latest Film Set Besieged By CoronavirusBy Joan SummersNovember 5, 2020 | 7:45pm -
Dear Fuck-Up: Can I Call My Ex-Friend a Whore and Still Be a Feminist?By Brandy JensenNovember 5, 2020 | 7:25pm -
The Political Question of Our Time: Which of the Characters From Succession Didn't Vote for Trump?By Emily AlfordNovember 5, 2020 | 7:05pm -
A Very Serious Pornographic Investigation Into Pornhub's Search Term MapBy Megan ReynoldsNovember 5, 2020 | 6:40pm -
This Is the Bad Place: Kristen Bell, Like a White Lady on Vacation, Wore CornrowsBy Maria ShermanNovember 5, 2020 | 6:15pm -
Betty Dodson, Clitoral Orgasm Education Pioneer, Has DiedBy Emily AlfordNovember 5, 2020 | 6:00pm -
I'm Feeling Pretty Good About This, ActuallyBy Ashley ReeseNovember 5, 2020 | 5:30pm -
ICE Attempts to Block Case Against Extremely Shitty Gynecologist By Trying to Deport WitnessesBy Shannon MeleroNovember 5, 2020 | 5:20pm -
Hey Remember When Kelly Loeffler Took a Private Plane to a Hot Dog Stand? And Other Fun Facts About Jezebel's Most Hated SenatorBy Esther WangNovember 5, 2020 | 5:05pm -
Top Chef's Second Season Is Competitive Reality Television At Its Absolute BrattiestBy Hazel CillsNovember 5, 2020 | 4:11pm -
Justin Bieber's Mustachioed Hillsong Pastor Carl Lentz Is Out of a Job Due to 'Moral Failures'By Megan ReynoldsNovember 5, 2020 | 3:10pm -
Well, Shit. Looks Like the Senate Is Free to Keep Trying to Kill UsBy Emily AlfordNovember 5, 2020 | 2:53pm -
Scientists Found the Ancient Remains of a Female Hunter, So Maybe Gender Roles Are BS After AllBy Lauren EvansNovember 5, 2020 | 1:35pm -
Earwax Removal YouTube Is the Best Self Care There IsBy Lauren EvansNovember 5, 2020 | 3:00am -
The Supreme Court Is Probably Going to Let a Social Services Organization Discriminate Against Same-Sex Foster ParentsBy Lauren EvansNovember 5, 2020 | 2:00am -
Lil Wayne Seems to Disagree That He Was Dumped for Endorsing TrumpBy Lauren EvansNovember 5, 2020 | 1:00am -
Trump Is Losing His Shit About (Completely Non-Existent) Voter Fraud ConspiraciesBy Ashley ReeseNovember 5, 2020 | 12:07am -
TikTok Is Not Handling This Election Very WellBy Joan SummersNovember 4, 2020 | 10:00pm -
A Scumbag Child Has Now Been Elected to the Kansas House of RepresentativesBy Shannon MeleroNovember 4, 2020 | 9:30pm -
Reading Pema Chodron's 'Comfortable with Uncertainty' on This Very Normal and Fine Post-Election DayBy Tracy Clark-FloryNovember 4, 2020 | 9:00pm -
We Posted Our Terrible Tweets Blog Too Early. Jezebel Regrets The ErrorBy Molly OsbergNovember 4, 2020 | 8:45pm -
Black Women Voted Against Trump En Masse, But Don't Call Them Your SaviorsBy Ashley ReeseNovember 4, 2020 | 8:34pm -
Susan Collins Wins, Consequences LoseBy Molly OsbergNovember 4, 2020 | 7:13pm -
I See No Difference HereBy Maria ShermanNovember 4, 2020 | 6:30pm -
When You're Done With Bake Off, Binge the Delightfully Polite and Very British Garden RescueBy Megan ReynoldsNovember 4, 2020 | 6:00pm -
The Future of the Republican Party Is a Bunch of Shit-Talking Racists Inspired By TrumpBy Esther WangNovember 4, 2020 | 5:45pm -
Steve Kornacki, I'm Worried About You!By Megan ReynoldsNovember 4, 2020 | 5:20pm -
A Series of Small Victories From Election NightBy Joan SummersNovember 4, 2020 | 5:00pm -
Cartoon Hell Is Preferable to This OneBy Rich JuzwiakNovember 4, 2020 | 4:15pm -
Drugs, Drugs, DRUGS!!!!By Maria ShermanNovember 4, 2020 | 3:55pm -
Colorado Preserves Abortion Access, Louisiana Prepares to Eliminate ItBy Shannon MeleroNovember 4, 2020 | 3:39pm -
Here's Cardi B Smoking 3 Cigarettes At the Same Damn Time on Election Night!By Megan ReynoldsNovember 4, 2020 | 3:25pm -
As Expected, We Don't Know Who Won Quite Yet So Have a Great Day!By Esther WangNovember 4, 2020 | 2:00pm -
Lindsey Graham Rides Trump Coattails to Another VictoryBy Emily AlfordNovember 4, 2020 | 5:10am -
Scenes From a Normal American DemocracyBy Molly OsbergNovember 4, 2020 | 1:25am