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The British Are… Being Investigated for Their Ties to Jeffrey EpsteinBy Garrett SchlichteDecember 28, 2019 | 10:22pm -
Robert Pattinson Can’t Act, Would do PornBy Garrett SchlichteDecember 28, 2019 | 9:28pm -
Associated Press Names Simone Biles the 2019 Female Athlete of the Year, as They ShouldBy Garrett SchlichteDecember 28, 2019 | 8:30pm -
Goodbye to this Man, Known Racist Don Imus Dies at 79By Garrett SchlichteDecember 28, 2019 | 7:00pm -
Eniko Parrish Found Out Kevin Hart Cheated via DMBy Garrett SchlichteDecember 28, 2019 | 5:45pm -
No One Can Spell Butti...By Emily AlfordDecember 27, 2019 | 11:00pm - Mans (Drake) Thinks You Spend Too Much Time Crafting CaptionsBy Clover HopeDecember 27, 2019 | 10:30pm
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What in the HELL Are Those?By Megan ReynoldsDecember 27, 2019 | 10:00pm -
New Year, New Mission: ImpossibleBy Shannon MeleroDecember 27, 2019 | 9:30pm -
Bon Iver Loves Socialism, and Other Adventures in Celebrity Campaign ContributionsBy Anna Merlan and Molly OsbergDecember 27, 2019 | 9:00pm -
Tourists Can't Seem to Stop Groping and Abusing Costumed Disney CharactersBy Emily AlfordDecember 27, 2019 | 8:30pm -
Thoughts on Little Women, By a Few WomenBy Jezebel StaffDecember 27, 2019 | 8:00pm -
'Is Butter a Carb?' and Other Questions to Stop Asking Now That Keto Is CanceledBy Shannon MeleroDecember 27, 2019 | 7:00pm -
Clemency Writer-Director Chinonye Chukwu on Making an Understated Film About Capital PunishmentBy Rich JuzwiakDecember 27, 2019 | 6:00pm -
Marriage Story Is Really a Movie About Prime Real EstateBy Shannon MeleroDecember 27, 2019 | 5:00pm -
Was Jon Voight's Role As the Fascist Principal in Bratz a Warning About Trump?By Lisa FischerDecember 27, 2019 | 4:43pm -
Take Me to the Beige Labyrinth That Is Kim Kardashian's Fashion ArchiveBy Hazel CillsDecember 27, 2019 | 4:30pm -
The Year In Things That Are Exactly Like a $40 Spin ClassBy Molly OsbergDecember 27, 2019 | 4:01pm -
Demi Lovato Ascends to Higher Plane of Consciousness With Post-Breakup Angel TattooBy Joan SummersDecember 27, 2019 | 3:30pm -
Evan Rachel Wood Had an Accurate Reaction to Cats: 'What the Fuck?'By Hazel CillsDecember 27, 2019 | 3:00pm -
Things We'll Probably Cancel In 2020By Hazel CillsDecember 27, 2019 | 2:30pm -
The Royal Flex of ChristmasBy Kelly FairclothDecember 27, 2019 | 2:00pm -
Pennsylvania Has Paid Out Nearly $84 Million to Clergy Sexual Abuse SurvivorsBy Caitlin CruzDecember 27, 2019 | 2:22am -
California School District Demands Retired Employees Return Extra Money They Accidentally Gave ThemBy Caitlin CruzDecember 27, 2019 | 2:05am -
It's So Disappointing That Prince Andrew Had a Great Christmas Card to Send Off This Dumb Decade-Long YearBy Caitlin CruzDecember 27, 2019 | 1:10am -
Melania—Scorned Yet Again!By Joan SummersDecember 26, 2019 | 10:00pm -
Lawsuit Claims Frontier Airlines Ignored Sexual Assaults on FlightsBy Emily AlfordDecember 26, 2019 | 9:00pm -
Hallmark Recalls 4,500 Shattering Glass Candles in Perfect Metaphor for Hallmark ChannelBy Shannon MeleroDecember 26, 2019 | 8:30pm -
Goodbye to Paper StrawsBy Tracy Clark-FloryDecember 26, 2019 | 8:00pm -
In Search of NothingBy Tracy Clark-FloryDecember 26, 2019 | 7:27pm - In Memoriam: All The Democratic Presidential Candidates We Lost This YearBy Lisa FischerDecember 26, 2019 | 6:30pm
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Revisiting Josie and the Pussycats, a Very-2000s Rebuke of Shopping CultureBy Rebecca FishbeinDecember 26, 2019 | 6:00pm -
Yeah, I'm Canceling Ivanka Trump's DogBy Ashley ReeseDecember 26, 2019 | 5:00pm -
Cardi B's House is Fucking Huge!By Joan SummersDecember 26, 2019 | 4:00pm -
Second Person Who Accused Kevin Spacey of Sexual Assault Has DiedBy Shannon MeleroDecember 26, 2019 | 3:27pm -
Let's Cancel Logan PaulBy Maria ShermanDecember 26, 2019 | 2:30pm -
Open Thread: Did You Get Everything You Thought You Wanted?By Rebecca FishbeinDecember 25, 2019 | 9:30pm -
Sen. Lisa Murkowski Is Reportedly Iffy on How Mitch McConnell's Handling ImpeachmentBy Rebecca FishbeinDecember 25, 2019 | 8:10pm -
Magical Baby Born Among Animals on Christmas Eve, Many Visitors ExpectedBy Rebecca FishbeinDecember 25, 2019 | 7:05pm -
Merry Christmas From These 2 Very Merry PeopleBy Rebecca FishbeinDecember 25, 2019 | 6:05pm -
Here's How the Celebrities Are Outdoing Your ChristmasBy Rebecca FishbeinDecember 25, 2019 | 5:05pm -
Fired Royal Prince Andrew Had to Spend Christmas Morning in Church With MomBy Rebecca FishbeinDecember 25, 2019 | 4:00pm -
Open Thread: May Your Nochebuena Be Filled With Tamales, the Perfect Christmas FoodBy Caitlin CruzDecember 24, 2019 | 9:46pm -
DaBaby Had Really High and Really Low 24 HoursBy Caitlin CruzDecember 24, 2019 | 8:42pm -
Prince Philip Looks Like 98-Year-Old Man He Is as He Leaves Hospital for Christmas With Queen Elizabeth IIBy Caitlin CruzDecember 24, 2019 | 7:53pm -
Mike Bloomberg Exploited Incarcerated Women to Make Campaign Phone CallsBy Caitlin CruzDecember 24, 2019 | 6:19pm -
Snow Buddies Is the Seasonally Appropriate Talking Dog Movie That... Killed a Bunch of PuppiesBy Tracy Clark-FloryDecember 24, 2019 | 6:00pm -
Kancelling the Kardashians... Until the Next Time!By Joan SummersDecember 24, 2019 | 4:00pm -
Where the Jezebel Staff Is Spending the HolidaysBy Jezebel StaffDecember 24, 2019 | 3:00pm -
Basketball Icon Sue Bird Wants to Normalize Egg FreezingBy Caitlin CruzDecember 24, 2019 | 3:38am -
Kumail Nanjiani's Quest for Marvel-Sanctioned Muscles Seems Like an Utter NightmareBy Caitlin CruzDecember 24, 2019 | 2:51am -
Alex Rodriguez Still Has His Role as Jennifer Lopez Hype Man as Super Bowl LoomsBy Caitlin CruzDecember 24, 2019 | 1:10am -
Donald Trump Wants to Fight a WindmillBy Esther WangDecember 23, 2019 | 10:00pm -
The O.J. Simpson Narrative Will Somehow Continue Into 2020By Emily AlfordDecember 23, 2019 | 9:00pm - Marlo Hampton Shares Which Housewives Need New WigsBy Jennifer PerryDecember 23, 2019 | 8:00pm
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All the Genres of Christmas Sex SongsBy Emily AlfordDecember 23, 2019 | 7:00pm -
A Year in Bret StephensBy Esther WangDecember 23, 2019 | 6:00pm -
The Office Is Dead, Remember?By Megan ReynoldsDecember 23, 2019 | 5:30pm -
The Year in Ivanka StandingBy Esther WangDecember 23, 2019 | 5:00pm -
The Affair Creator Sarah Treem Still Doesn't Seem to Understand Why Ruth Wilson Quit the ShowBy Emily AlfordDecember 23, 2019 | 4:52pm -
Carrie Fisher Now Orbiting In Space, According to a Newly Discovered ObitBy Julianne Escobedo ShepherdDecember 23, 2019 | 4:30pm -
Legendary Romance Novelist Johanna Lindsey Has DiedBy Kelly FairclothDecember 23, 2019 | 4:15pm -
You Can Thank This Forgotten 19th Century Novel For the Christmas Prince Movie GenreBy Kelly FairclothDecember 23, 2019 | 4:00pm -
We Did It! (Fuck and Kill)By Shannon MeleroDecember 23, 2019 | 3:30pm -
Isn't Rita Ora Cold in That Bikini?By Joan SummersDecember 23, 2019 | 3:16pm -
Cats Isn't Nearly as Horny and Gay as It Should BeBy Garrett SchlichteDecember 23, 2019 | 3:00pm -
Happy Hanukkah From SpaceBy Rebecca FishbeinDecember 23, 2019 | 1:30pm -
No One Went to See CatsBy Rebecca FishbeinDecember 23, 2019 | 4:05am -
Making a Murderer's Brendan Dassey Denied ClemencyBy Rebecca FishbeinDecember 23, 2019 | 2:05am -
I Ship This, I Think?By Rebecca FishbeinDecember 23, 2019 | 12:55am -
What's The Point of Kevin Costner Endorsing Pete Buttigieg If It's Not On The Field of Dreams?By Caitlin CruzDecember 22, 2019 | 9:10pm -
Eddie Murphy Does a Lap on Bill CosbyBy Caitlin CruzDecember 22, 2019 | 7:39pm -
Queen Elizabeth Goes to Church While Prince Philip Spends Second Day in the HospitalBy Caitlin CruzDecember 22, 2019 | 6:53pm -
Saturday Night Social: The Only Correct Way to Count Down to Christmas Is With Earwax RemovalBy Caitlin CruzDecember 21, 2019 | 10:00pm -
An Iowa Woman Said She Intentionally Ran Over a Teenager Because She Was 'Mexican'By Caitlin CruzDecember 21, 2019 | 8:46pm -
New Obamacare Rule Will Require Separate Premium Payments for Abortion CoverageBy Caitlin CruzDecember 21, 2019 | 7:51pm -
Ayesha Curry's Got Eggplant Jokes After Steph Curry's Alleged Nudes LeakBy Caitlin CruzDecember 21, 2019 | 5:53pm -
Please Be Kind to the Wine Cave Community During This Trying TimeBy Ashley ReeseDecember 20, 2019 | 11:30pm -
Tell Us About Your Worst Holiday Dinner ConversationBy Maria ShermanDecember 20, 2019 | 11:00pm - All Rise for the Jezebel National AnthemBy Maria ShermanDecember 20, 2019 | 10:30pm
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Gifts for the Democratic Candidate in Your LifeBy Shannon MeleroDecember 20, 2019 | 10:20pm -
Just Give Us the Greta Thunberg Documentary AlreadyBy Emily AlfordDecember 20, 2019 | 10:10pm -
All the Deranged Ways the Cats Cast Has Described Portraying CatsBy Joan SummersDecember 20, 2019 | 9:20pm -
My Day in the Yang GangBy Emily AlfordDecember 20, 2019 | 8:40pm -
Do You Need to See That Movie on a Big Screen?By Molly OsbergDecember 20, 2019 | 8:30pm -
Which of the Cats in Cats Deserved to Die?By Sarah HagiDecember 20, 2019 | 8:00pm -
'I Was a Teen' Is a Shitty ExcuseBy Ashley ReeseDecember 20, 2019 | 7:37pm - This Week In Meghan McCain Brings Impeachment Musings and My Sweet ReleaseBy Lisa FischerDecember 20, 2019 | 7:00pm
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I Sold My Soul and Watched 24 Hours of Star Wars at a Times Square TheaterBy Izzie RamirezDecember 20, 2019 | 6:30pm -
Goodbye Podcasts, and Thanks for All the Idle ChatterBy Emily AlfordDecember 20, 2019 | 6:00pm -
YOU'RE ALL GETTING A LASAGNA!!!By Rich JuzwiakDecember 20, 2019 | 5:45pm -
We Watched Cats on Opening Night and Lost All Nine LivesBy Jezebel StaffDecember 20, 2019 | 5:00pm -
Lana Del Rey Will Release a 'Gritty' Spoken Word AlbumBy Maria ShermanDecember 20, 2019 | 4:00pm -
Will Sofia Vergara Replace Gabrielle Union on Bad Show America's Got Talent?By Joan SummersDecember 20, 2019 | 3:35pm -
Love Island Gets a New Host Following Caroline Flack's DepartureBy Hazel CillsDecember 20, 2019 | 3:20pm -
Former KY Governor Matt Bevin Defends Pardoning a Child Rapist By Arguing the Victim's Hymen Was IntactBy Esther WangDecember 20, 2019 | 3:00pm - Things Got Spicy In That Wine CaveBy Ashley ReeseDecember 20, 2019 | 4:49am
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Beloved Regional Chain Wawa Data Breach Exposed 'Potentially All' Locations' Customer DataBy Caitlin CruzDecember 20, 2019 | 3:01am -
Jason Derulo Will NOT Hear Criticism of High-Art Film CatsBy Caitlin CruzDecember 20, 2019 | 2:12am -
We're Halfway There! This Is Your Sixth Democratic Debate LiveblogBy Alexis Sobel FittsDecember 20, 2019 | 12:50am -
Christianity Today Editor Condemns President Trump as 'Morally Lost and Confused'By Joan SummersDecember 19, 2019 | 11:45pm -
The Weinstein Lawsuits Will Never EndBy Shannon MeleroDecember 19, 2019 | 10:38pm -
A List of People Who Vaguely Resemble Jenna Dewan That Channing Tatum Should Date NextBy Joan SummersDecember 19, 2019 | 10:00pm -
Men With Money Continue to Fuck With Women's SoccerBy Shannon MeleroDecember 19, 2019 | 9:45pm -
You Can and Should Train Yourself to Poop On ScheduleBy Emily AlfordDecember 19, 2019 | 9:20pm -
Are Cats Tinier Than Furniture? An InvestigationBy Clover HopeDecember 19, 2019 | 9:00pm -
Survivor Has Always Been a Show About Who Can Be the Shittiest PersonBy Garrett SchlichteDecember 19, 2019 | 8:30pm -
Charly Bliss Makes Growing Up Sound CoolBy Frida GarzaDecember 19, 2019 | 8:00pm