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The Nation’s Entire Prison System Continues to Be Defeated by Cheap DronesBy Jim VorelMay 4, 2026 | 2:40pm -
The 2028 Democratic Primary Is Shaping Up as a Generational Opportunity for the LeftBy Jacob WeindlingMay 4, 2026 | 1:31pm -
Melania Hates Trump’s Dancing TooBy Claire GuinanMay 4, 2026 | 12:39pm -
SCOTUS Rules Telehealth Abortions Safe, For NowBy Danielle HanMay 4, 2026 | 12:20pm -
A Parched Mexico City Is Now Sinking Almost a Foot Per YearBy Jim VorelMay 4, 2026 | 10:25am -
John Oliver Exposes the Fake Gas Station Pill Industrial ComplexBy Drew GillisMay 4, 2026 | 9:46am -
A Brief Summary of Who's Attending the Met Gala (Despite the Looming Bezos Presence)By Nora Biette-TimmonsMay 4, 2026 | 9:23am -
In The Devil Wears Prada 2, Journalism Is in HellBy Caroline SiedeMay 4, 2026 | 8:00am -
No Working Team Quite Compares to an All-Women Barista CrewBy Danielle HanMay 2, 2026 | 5:48pm -
Meg Stalter to Make Her Popstar Debut This SummerBy Grace Robins-SomervilleMay 2, 2026 | 2:25pm -
A Second Housekeeper Has Hit the Kylie Jenner Housekeeper LawsuitBy Claire GuinanMay 1, 2026 | 4:59pm -
GLP-1 Drugs May Help You Shed Weight ... And Possibly HairBy Jim VorelMay 1, 2026 | 4:51pm -
SCOTUS Clears the Way for Anti-Abortion CPCs to Continue Dodging AccountabilityBy Danielle HanMay 1, 2026 | 1:24pm -
Multiple People Have Apparently Been Blinded by Exploding Thermos Lids?By Jim VorelMay 1, 2026 | 1:15pm -
The Apprentice May Return, Somehow Worse than EverBy Mabel KabaniMay 1, 2026 | 12:38pm -
Why Can’t Gen Z Stop Recording at Concerts?By Casey Epstein-GrossMay 1, 2026 | 12:30pm -
Pete Davidson and Elsie Hewitt Might Be On the OutsBy Claire GuinanMay 1, 2026 | 11:28am -
MAHA Is Trying its Hardest to Not Notice Trump Constantly Betraying ThemBy Jim VorelMay 1, 2026 | 10:57am -
No Biggie! DOJ’s Search for Epstein Files Apparently Missed this Little ‘Suicide Note’ DetailBy Danielle HanMay 1, 2026 | 9:20am -
EPA Head Defends Slashing All That “Radical” Climate ResearchBy Claire GuinanApril 30, 2026 | 5:44pm -
Oh, Great, We’ve Lost the Last of the Voting Rights Act NowBy Danielle HanApril 30, 2026 | 5:37pm -
What-In-The Matrix-Hell Is Happening on the White House Lawn?By Claire GuinanApril 30, 2026 | 3:53pm -
Note to Dumb Teen Vandals: You Might Want to Avoid Singapore, Unless You Like Jail TimeBy Jim VorelApril 30, 2026 | 2:32pm -
The Person Most in Favor of Slashing NASA’s Budget? That Would Be NASA’s LeaderBy Jim VorelApril 30, 2026 | 11:48am -
Meryl Streep Has Some Beef with Travis KelceBy Claire GuinanApril 30, 2026 | 11:39am -
Katie Abraham Would Have ‘Hated’ to be Used to Promote Operation Midway Blitz, Her Mother SaysBy Danielle HanApril 30, 2026 | 9:18am -
Where Are the "Legalize Comedy" Folks At Now?By Claire GuinanApril 29, 2026 | 5:00pm -
First-Ever “Smell Map” Illustrates Just How Little We Knew About Our NosesBy Jim VorelApril 29, 2026 | 4:15pm -
Have You or a Loved One Been Hurt By a Gemini Man?By Claire GuinanApril 29, 2026 | 2:55pm -
RFK Jr.’s Anti-Vax Animus Could Cost the Lives of Tens of Thousands of ChildrenBy Danielle HanApril 29, 2026 | 2:08pm -
The world is a horny, repressed nightmare in One Night Only trailerBy Drew GillisApril 29, 2026 | 12:25pm -
Let’s Check on Channing Tatum in These Trying TimesBy Claire GuinanApril 29, 2026 | 12:06pm -
A Teenager Died in ICE Detention. His Family Doesn't Believe the Government's Story.By Jim VorelApril 29, 2026 | 12:01pm -
You Might Not Be the Worst-Looking Person in Your Passport Anymore!By Danielle HanApril 29, 2026 | 11:44am -
The DOJ Just Indicted James Comey for Instagramming a Picture of SeashellsBy Danielle HanApril 29, 2026 | 10:04am -
Trump Thinks ICE Needs a Rebrand. We Have Some Ideas!By Claire GuinanApril 28, 2026 | 4:00pm -
U.S. Gas Prices Reach New High Since Start of Iran War, with No End in SightBy Jim VorelApril 28, 2026 | 3:43pm -
Congrats to Todd Blanche on His First Epstein Lawsuit as Acting AG!By Danielle HanApril 28, 2026 | 3:33pm -
All These Dumb False Flag Conspiracies Stem from Trump's Ear and Media’s Failure to Interrogate ItBy Jacob WeindlingApril 28, 2026 | 2:36pm -
Taylor Swift Says Swifties Can Take Things To “An Extreme Place”By Claire GuinanApril 28, 2026 | 12:56pm -
Trump’s Latest Picks for Immigration Judges Include a Woman Who Says She’ll ‘Fight Exclusively for the Rights of Men’By Danielle HanApril 28, 2026 | 12:30pm -
You Don't Hate Mount Everest Climbers EnoughBy Jim VorelApril 28, 2026 | 12:02pm -
Megan Thee Stallion Says Goodbye to BroadwayBy Alise MoralesApril 28, 2026 | 11:55am -
The Midterms Aren’t Stopping the Anti-Abortion Movement—Even as Trump Tries to Shut Everyone UpBy Danielle HanApril 28, 2026 | 10:57am -
Jon Stewart cannot get over RFK Jr. ditching Cheryl Hines at WHCD shootingBy Drew GillisApril 28, 2026 | 9:31am -
Well, Well, Well…Look Who’s *Actually* EngagedBy Claire GuinanApril 27, 2026 | 5:19pm -
Surprise! The Anti-DEI GOP is Facing a Diversity Problem in the House!By Danielle HanApril 27, 2026 | 5:09pm -
It Only Took 2,515 Years, but the Two Hour Marathon Has Finally FallenBy Jim VorelApril 27, 2026 | 3:24pm -
Get the Popcorn! It’s ‘Hell Week’ for Mike Johnson.By Danielle HanApril 27, 2026 | 3:10pm -
Stagecoach Is the Festival of Murky PoliticsBy Claire GuinanApril 27, 2026 | 3:01pm -
MAGA Husbands Had a Funny Way of Showing Off Their ‘Family Values’ This WeekendBy Danielle HanApril 27, 2026 | 11:46am -
Trump Supporter Sent to ICE Detention Camp: “I Didn’t Think These Things Existed.”By Jim VorelApril 27, 2026 | 11:26am -
Megan Thee Stallion Drops Klay Thompson Split News on InstagramBy Nora Biette-TimmonsApril 27, 2026 | 9:25am -
Things No President Has Ever Had to Say on TV Before: “I’m Not a Pedophile.”By Jim VorelApril 26, 2026 | 11:43pm -
The Preference for Conspiracy Infects Us AllBy Jim VorelApril 26, 2026 | 4:27pm -
Your Dumbest Friend Explains Tree Sex to YouBy Claire GuinanApril 25, 2026 | 11:27pm -
Trump gives brief, focused speech after White House Correspondents Dinner shootingBy William HughesApril 25, 2026 | 11:11pm -
We Were Long Overdue for a Sapphic MAGA Sex Scandal By Danielle HanApril 25, 2026 | 2:55pm -
Splinter: Nerds Attend Prom With Trump as the Chad Fed Fights Back and WinsBy Jacob WeindlingApril 24, 2026 | 5:09pm -
The Trump Admin Is Bringing Back Firing Squads like It’s 1890By Danielle HanApril 24, 2026 | 3:41pm -
Trump’s Polling Is Now as Bad as It Was After the Jan. 6 Capitol RiotsBy Jim VorelApril 24, 2026 | 2:53pm -
Are Zoë Kravitz and Harry Styles Actually Engaged?By Claire GuinanApril 24, 2026 | 11:55am -
“National Security” Can’t Exist in a World with Prediction MarketsBy Jim VorelApril 24, 2026 | 11:45am -
So We’re Faking Weather Data to Win Our Polymarket Bets Now?By Jim VorelApril 23, 2026 | 6:41pm -
The Who’s Who of Trump’s Crypto Loser BashBy Claire GuinanApril 23, 2026 | 5:22pm -
Writing About the FBI Director's Girlfriend Now Warrants an FBI InvestigationBy Danielle HanApril 23, 2026 | 4:30pm -
I Wouldn’t Want to Look Like My Dad Either If My Dad Was George BushBy Danielle HanApril 23, 2026 | 3:55pm -
Trump Is Ready to Take Credit for Biden’s Loosening of Cannabis RestrictionsBy Jim VorelApril 23, 2026 | 3:07pm -
The Cops Are Still Looking For Madonna’s Missing Coachella OutfitBy Claire GuinanApril 23, 2026 | 11:27am -
Susie Wiles Told the Cabinet to Quit Traveling Abroad By Danielle HanApril 23, 2026 | 11:20am -
Men Should Not Need to Be Told Not to Abandon Their Partners in the Wilderness via “Alpine Divorce”By Jim VorelApril 23, 2026 | 9:30am -
I Paid 2 Whole American Dollars to Read About Alex Cooper’s Husband So You Don't Have ToBy Claire GuinanApril 22, 2026 | 4:52pm -
Trump Honors Women’s Tennis Champs by Putting a Wall of Men in Front of ThemBy Danielle HanApril 22, 2026 | 4:16pm -
Rest in Peace to Another Member of the GerontocracyBy Lauren TousignantApril 22, 2026 | 3:54pm -
Virginia Voters Told Trump Where to Stick His GerrymanderingBy Danielle HanApril 22, 2026 | 2:57pm -
The 'Age of Electricity' Brings Good Climate Change News for OnceBy Jacob WeindlingApril 22, 2026 | 2:18pm -
German Police Chief Suggests Women Avoid Dating Men If They Want to Stay SafeBy Danielle HanApril 22, 2026 | 1:27pm -
'Secret Lives of Mormon Wives' Is Filming Again, and Definitely Without DakotaBy Lauren TousignantApril 22, 2026 | 12:06pm -
Look Who's Been Hanging Out Above Our Very NosesBy Claire GuinanApril 22, 2026 | 11:39am -
Congress Is Now (Much) More Unpopular than the IRSBy Jim VorelApril 22, 2026 | 11:37am -
The Trump Admin Wants More Babies—and the Iran War Is Making Condoms More ExpensiveBy Danielle HanApril 22, 2026 | 9:38am -
Nara Smith Is NOT a TradWife—She Just Profits Off Pretending to Be OneBy Claire GuinanApril 21, 2026 | 5:26pm -
WTF Is Ohio’s Anti-Drag Show Bill That Critics Worry Could Criminalize Wearing a Sports Bra in PublicBy Danielle HanApril 21, 2026 | 5:23pm -
Pete Hegseth Restores FREEDOM to His WARRIORS by Defeating WOKE Flu Vaccine. AMERICA!!!!By Claire GuinanApril 21, 2026 | 4:17pm -
Even a GOP Judge Agreed That Abortion Is a Constitutionally Protected RightBy Danielle HanApril 21, 2026 | 3:56pm -
With a Nationwide Warrant for His Arrest, This ICE Agent Is Now a Fugitive from the LawBy Jim VorelApril 21, 2026 | 3:11pm -
The Devil Has Good Taste...By Claire GuinanApril 21, 2026 | 1:27pm -
What Does Donald Trump Think 'Regime Change' in Iran Actually Means?By Jim VorelApril 21, 2026 | 12:12pm -
Zoë Kravitz Is Invited to Taylor Swift’s Wedding, So Now We Can Move On to the More Important QuestionsBy Alise MoralesApril 21, 2026 | 11:06am -
Only the Men Are Allowed to Be Drunk and Shit at Their Jobs in the Trump AdministrationBy Lauren TousignantApril 21, 2026 | 8:30am -
Disagreeing With All of Daniel Radcliffe’s Rankings of the Harry PottersBy Claire GuinanApril 20, 2026 | 5:48pm -
Another Cesar Chavez Survivor Comes ForwardBy Claire GuinanApril 20, 2026 | 4:35pm -
The Stock Market Can Stay Irrational Longer than You Can Stay SolventBy Jacob WeindlingApril 20, 2026 | 3:50pm -
You Might Want to Check That Your Lawyer Isn’t Submitting AI Slop BriefsBy Jim VorelApril 20, 2026 | 2:46pm -
Someone Paid Nearly $1 Million for This Old-Ass Life VestBy Lauren TousignantApril 20, 2026 | 2:02pm -
Does Charlize Theron's Internet Run a Month Behind?By Claire GuinanApril 20, 2026 | 12:39pm -
Under Kash Patel, the FBI Is on the Rocks in More Ways Than One By Danielle HanApril 20, 2026 | 12:22pm -
Trump Calls His Own Energy Secretary a Liar on Gas Prices: 'He's Wrong'By Jim VorelApril 20, 2026 | 11:32am -
Tina Fey Regrets a Few Political 'SNL' Jokes, But Not Her Sarah PalinBy Drew GillisApril 20, 2026 | 11:14am -
The Strokes Gave Coachella a Supercut of U.S.-Backed Coups, Bombings, and AssassinationsBy Lauren TousignantApril 20, 2026 | 11:12am -
Coachella Weekend 2: Billie Eilish Is Still a BelieberBy Nora Biette-TimmonsApril 20, 2026 | 10:13am -
Finally, John Oliver pours Last Week Tonight's resources into prediction markets segmentBy Drew GillisApril 20, 2026 | 9:36am -
How to Talk About Wine Like the Smartest Alcoholic in the RoomBy Claire GuinanApril 18, 2026 | 1:00pm -
Thanks to NJ, Mike Johnson Just Had Another Terrible WeekBy Danielle HanApril 18, 2026 | 8:29am -
Girl Code, Interrupted By Lisa ZheutlinApril 17, 2026 | 5:36pm -
Maine Looks to Become the First State to Outlaw Data CentersBy Jim VorelApril 17, 2026 | 4:43pm -
Acting ICE Director Announces He’s Fleeing His Sinking ShipBy Jim VorelApril 17, 2026 | 12:19pm -
Meghan and Harry’s Fake Royal Tour of Australia Puts Their Identity Crisis on Full DisplayBy Nora Biette-TimmonsApril 17, 2026 | 12:18pm