Articles by Lauren Tousignant
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 celebrities > dirt-bag All Those Bennifer Separation Rumors Were True By Lauren Tousignant August 21, 2024 | 10:34am
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 politics The DNC Floor Got Real Tense When Instructed Not to Move So a 110-Year-Old Camera Could Capture a Photo By Lauren Tousignant August 21, 2024 | 2:37am
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 politics What I Witnessed While Trying the Trump 3-Inch Footlong By Lauren Tousignant August 20, 2024 | 4:18pm
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 politics Hillary Clinton Should Pokémon Go...Update Her Playlist By Lauren Tousignant August 20, 2024 | 12:21am
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 politics, latest Meditations in a Philly Airport By Lauren Tousignant August 19, 2024 | 3:50pm
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 latest Subscribe to Jezebel & Enjoy an Ad-Free Experience By Lauren Tousignant August 19, 2024 | 1:20pm
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 celebrities > dirt-bag What the Hell Is Going on? By Lauren Tousignant August 14, 2024 | 10:32am
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 latest Join Jezebel's Discord for Free (for 1 More Week) By Lauren Tousignant August 12, 2024 | 2:38pm
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 politics Jezebel Is Heading to the Democratic National Convention By Lauren Tousignant August 12, 2024 | 10:54am
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 latest CDC Agrees the Searing, Mind-Numbing, Vomit-Inducing Pain of Getting an IUD Is Maybe Too Much Pain By Lauren Tousignant August 8, 2024 | 4:23pm
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 latest Suspect in Foiled Terrorist Attack at Taylor Swift Shows Had Just Been Hired by Stadium Contractor By Lauren Tousignant August 8, 2024 | 12:11pm
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 celebrities > dirt-bag Prince Philip Once Asked Cate Blanchett to Fix His DVD Player By Lauren Tousignant August 8, 2024 | 10:26am
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 celebrities > dirt-bag Simone Biles and McKayla Maroney Shade MyKayla Skinner After Olympic Win By Lauren Tousignant July 31, 2024 | 10:51am
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 olympics, latest Pommel Horse King Stephen Nedoroscik's Olympic Victory Was Written in the Stars By Lauren Tousignant July 30, 2024 | 7:13pm
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 celebrities > dirt-bag Ozzy Osbourne Attempts to Apologize to Britney Spears, But Can't Stick the Landing By Lauren Tousignant July 30, 2024 | 10:30am
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 celebrities > dirt-bag Good Romance? By Lauren Tousignant July 29, 2024 | 9:50am
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 olympics, entertainment Give Me 10,000 More Headless Marie Antoinettes and 85 Fewer Boats By Lauren Tousignant July 26, 2024 | 6:26pm
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 celebrities > dirt-bag Ice Spice Says You're 'Rude' for Not Thinking Her & Taylor Swift Are Actually Friends By Lauren Tousignant July 26, 2024 | 9:48am
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 politics, celebrities Jennifer Aniston Blasts JD Vance for Being a Piece of Shit By Lauren Tousignant July 25, 2024 | 12:40pm
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 celebrities > dirt-bag Jennifer Lopez Is Still Just That 'Crazy Little Girl' From the Bronx By Lauren Tousignant July 25, 2024 | 8:59am
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 celebrities > dirt-bag Karlie Kloss Kind of Said Something About Taylor Swift By Lauren Tousignant July 24, 2024 | 10:19am