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What Does a Giant Hole Have To Do To Get A Little Privacy Around Here?By Garrett SchlichteJanuary 12, 2020 | 10:00pm -
Horny Male Finally Contributes to SocietyBy Garrett SchlichteJanuary 12, 2020 | 8:00pm -
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Women to Once Again Save the Day After the Failure of a ManBy Garrett SchlichteJanuary 12, 2020 | 5:20pm - Saturday Night Social: Hey, Do I Know You from Somewhere?By Garrett SchlichteJanuary 11, 2020 | 11:00pm
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Murderer in Indiana Sentenced to 65 Years In Prison After Stabbing Classmate Pregnant With His ChildBy Garrett SchlichteJanuary 11, 2020 | 9:36pm -
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In New House Tour, JoJo Siwa Warns of the Perils of Land ScarcityBy Garrett SchlichteJanuary 11, 2020 | 7:47pm -
Janelle Monáe Tweets #IAmNonbinary, the Start of 20-THEMTYBy Garrett SchlichteJanuary 11, 2020 | 6:35pm -
Trump Administration Still Distressingly Vague About Soleimani's Supposed 'Imminent Attack'By Ashley ReeseJanuary 10, 2020 | 11:15pm -
The Worst Clothing Item You OwnBy Maria ShermanJanuary 10, 2020 | 11:00pm - Halsey Should Be SadBy Maria ShermanJanuary 10, 2020 | 10:30pm
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That Viral Sleeping Beauty Proposal Video Is Adorable, You Humorless CretinsBy Ashley ReeseJanuary 10, 2020 | 10:00pm -
Fear and Loathing From an Antiwar ProtestBy Joan SummersJanuary 10, 2020 | 9:15pm -
Hydration Expert Jennifer Aniston Dethroned As Smartwater Baroness After 12-Year Reign Over the Planet's Water SuppliesBy Joan SummersJanuary 10, 2020 | 9:00pm -
Can Cate Blanchett Make a Series About Phyllis Schlafly Endurable?By Emily AlfordJanuary 10, 2020 | 8:30pm -
My Winter Crush Is Subway RaccoonBy Maria ShermanJanuary 10, 2020 | 8:00pm -
Pack Up the Crystals: Marianne Williamson Suspends Her Presidential CampaignBy Ashley ReeseJanuary 10, 2020 | 7:18pm -
Michelle Obama is Here to Break Instagram TVBy Shannon MeleroJanuary 10, 2020 | 6:45pm -
Would You Have Sex With Larry David?By Rich JuzwiakJanuary 10, 2020 | 6:00pm -
BBC Host Wins £700,000 in Gender Pay Discrimination SuitBy Emily AlfordJanuary 10, 2020 | 5:30pm -
Justin Bieber Begs Fans to Game the System and Stream 'Yummy' on Repeat While They SleepBy Maria ShermanJanuary 10, 2020 | 5:00pm -
Goop Takes to the High SeasBy Maria ShermanJanuary 10, 2020 | 4:25pm -
Pop a Pimple, Save a Marriage?: Another Wacky Dr. Pimple Popper AdventureBy Rich JuzwiakJanuary 10, 2020 | 4:00pm -
Oprah Claims Megxit is Not Her Fault, Which Seems Obvious?By Joan SummersJanuary 10, 2020 | 3:33pm -
Teen Vogue Editorial Staff Had No Idea About That Mysterious Facebook Advertorial: SourceBy Joan SummersJanuary 10, 2020 | 2:05pm -
Michael Bloomberg Eats What You GrowBy Justice NamasteJanuary 10, 2020 | 4:03am -
American Horror Story: InfinityBy Justice NamasteJanuary 10, 2020 | 2:52am -
The Lizzie McGuire Reboot is in PerilBy Justice NamasteJanuary 10, 2020 | 12:54am -
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Wants Trump to Bomb His Way Through the Middle East Without Pesky Interference of CongressBy Ashley ReeseJanuary 9, 2020 | 11:21pm -
¡Adiós, Bitches!By Ecleen Luzmila CaraballoJanuary 9, 2020 | 10:15pm -
Goodbye to the Totally Unroastable Ecleen CaraballoBy Julianne Escobedo ShepherdJanuary 9, 2020 | 10:00pm -
How to Talk to Your Son About PantsBy Emily AlfordJanuary 9, 2020 | 9:45pm -
The Only Person Who Still Loves Low-Rise Jeans Is Olivia WildeBy Ashley ReeseJanuary 9, 2020 | 9:17pm -
Just Try to Pry This Beautiful OTC Sleep Pill Out of My HandsBy Megan ReynoldsJanuary 9, 2020 | 8:50pm -
It's Going to Be Lonely in That Castle, Bitch!By Maria ShermanJanuary 9, 2020 | 8:35pm -
Anita Hill Encourages Entertainment Industry Workers to Take a Survey on Workplace Sexual HarassmentBy Emily AlfordJanuary 9, 2020 | 6:35pm -
Billy Porter Thinks 'Bitches Are Scared. And They Should Be'By Maria ShermanJanuary 9, 2020 | 5:20pm -
Republican Lawmakers Now Want to Prevent Trans Students From Competing in Girls and Boys SportsBy Esther WangJanuary 9, 2020 | 4:40pm -
Cats May Have a 10th Life as a Cult ClassicBy Rich JuzwiakJanuary 9, 2020 | 3:49pm -
Welcome to Megxit? A-Markle-lypse? Harry-geddon?By Joan SummersJanuary 9, 2020 | 3:30pm -
Welcome to Sam's Club, I Mean, Kim Kardashian West's Hidden PantryBy Maria ShermanJanuary 9, 2020 | 2:45pm -
Timothée Chalamet Grew a Hideous Little Goatee And It SucksBy Lauren EvansJanuary 9, 2020 | 1:30pm -
Leonardo DiCaprio Rescued a Guy Who Fell Off His Yacht, Which Was More Than Rose Would Have DoneBy Lauren EvansJanuary 9, 2020 | 5:00am -
Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is Starting Out 2020 With Zero CancerBy Lauren EvansJanuary 9, 2020 | 3:00am -
Grimes Is Giving Birth to SomethingBy Lauren EvansJanuary 9, 2020 | 1:15am -
Everything Is Not FineBy Joan SummersJanuary 8, 2020 | 10:30pm -
As a Young Metropolitan Person, I Am Ready to Die on an Electric ScooterBy Maria ShermanJanuary 8, 2020 | 9:50pm -
Elizabeth Warren Wants to Reminds Us Who She IsBy Esther WangJanuary 8, 2020 | 7:45pm -
Meghan and Harry Have Quit Being RoyaltyBy Emily AlfordJanuary 8, 2020 | 7:18pm -
Stupid Exercise Moves, RankedBy Clover HopeJanuary 8, 2020 | 7:00pm -
What's Inside North West's Birkin Bag?By Joan SummersJanuary 8, 2020 | 6:00pm -
The Hot Monsters of Vanderpump Rules Have Graduated to Some Version of AdulthoodBy Joan SummersJanuary 8, 2020 | 5:20pm -
'Influencer' Is a 'Disgusting' Word, Says Extremely Influential InfluencerBy Maria ShermanJanuary 8, 2020 | 5:00pm -
White Women Headlined More Films Than Ever in 2019, While Roles for Women of Color DeclinedBy Emily AlfordJanuary 8, 2020 | 4:11pm -
Who Really Needs Royals Anyway?By Joan SummersJanuary 8, 2020 | 3:10pm -
Lisa Vanderpump and Ken Todd Have Been Sued for Failing to Pay Employee WagesBy Maria ShermanJanuary 8, 2020 | 2:30pm -
Emmy Rossum Will Star in a Show About L.A. Billboard Icon AngelyneBy Rebecca FishbeinJanuary 8, 2020 | 1:31pm -
Hustlers' Real Life Ramona Is Suing Jennifer Lopez's Production CompanyBy Rebecca FishbeinJanuary 8, 2020 | 3:25am -
Ugly Betty Creator Silvio Horta Has Died at 45By Rebecca FishbeinJanuary 8, 2020 | 2:20am -
Gwyneth Paltrow on Chris Martin's New Girlfriend, Dakota Johnson: 'I Love Her'By Rebecca FishbeinJanuary 8, 2020 | 1:00am -
Elizabeth Warren Gave an Excellent Lesson in Ignoring Meghan McCainBy Emily AlfordJanuary 7, 2020 | 11:00pm -
CDC Study Finds Millions of Teen Girls Are Getting Unnecessary Pap SmearsBy Hazel CillsJanuary 7, 2020 | 10:00pm -
Who Is This?By Rich JuzwiakJanuary 7, 2020 | 8:40pm -
Is This Shoe OK? The Ugg x Eckhaus Latta Open Toe Court MuleBy Maria ShermanJanuary 7, 2020 | 8:30pm -
Did You Happen to Notice the New Star Wars Features Horses Galloping Around in Deep Space?By Molly OsbergJanuary 7, 2020 | 7:45pm -
France Is Finally Reckoning With Decades of Shoulder-Shrugging Over Child Sexual AbuseBy Tracy Clark-FloryJanuary 7, 2020 | 7:20pm -
Spotted Pig Owner Ken Friedman to Pay Accusers $240,000 in Sexual Harassment CaseBy Emily AlfordJanuary 7, 2020 | 7:00pm -
Timothée Chalamet Is Too Hot to Play Young Bob DylanBy Maria ShermanJanuary 7, 2020 | 6:29pm -
Put Some Respect on Kealia Ohai's NameBy Shannon MeleroJanuary 7, 2020 | 5:40pm -
Artificial Intelligence Offers Companies a New Way to Fake DiversityBy Emily AlfordJanuary 7, 2020 | 5:15pm -
Elizabeth Wurtzel Has Died at 52By Julianne Escobedo ShepherdJanuary 7, 2020 | 4:36pm -
Don Jr. Endorses Killing Muslims and Putting Hillary Clinton in Prison Via Assault Rifle, NaturallyBy Esther WangJanuary 7, 2020 | 3:40pm -
Chloë Sevigny—Pregnant!By Joan SummersJanuary 7, 2020 | 3:30pm -
The Bachelor Didn't Need Hannah BrownBy Maria ShermanJanuary 7, 2020 | 3:15pm -
If You Care About Avatar in 2020, Please Seek HelpBy Hazel CillsJanuary 7, 2020 | 2:53pm -
There's No Good Reason Why the Four Day Work Week Shouldn't HappenBy Lauren EvansJanuary 7, 2020 | 4:30am -
This Poor Woman Has Pubes Growing Out of Her Face and It's Not Her FaultBy Lauren EvansJanuary 7, 2020 | 3:20am -
Selena Gomez Rang in 2020 By Getting Stung By a Portuguese Man O' WarBy Lauren EvansJanuary 7, 2020 | 1:10am -
Donald Trump Very Intrigued By the Idea of Committing War CrimesBy Esther WangJanuary 6, 2020 | 11:00pm -
Someone Evil Left Bottles Full of Bedbugs in an Ohio WalmartBy Emily AlfordJanuary 6, 2020 | 10:30pm -
Ricky Gervais Has Become His Character from The OfficeBy Emily AlfordJanuary 6, 2020 | 10:00pm -
Harvey Weinstein Is Not a Husband Who StrayedBy Tracy Clark-FloryJanuary 6, 2020 | 9:12pm -
Prove Your Manhood with an Open Floor PlanBy Shannon MeleroJanuary 6, 2020 | 8:30pm -
Harvey Weinstein Charged With Sex Crimes in Los Angeles [Updated]By Maria ShermanJanuary 6, 2020 | 6:49pm -
Portland Woman Charged With Hate Crime After Ripping Hijab Off Another Woman's HeadBy Hazel CillsJanuary 6, 2020 | 6:30pm -
Goop Crawls Into a Vagina to Promote New Netflix ShowBy Joan SummersJanuary 6, 2020 | 5:00pm -
The Desperate Trail to Safe-Haven Abortions in ColoradoBy Madeleine SchmidtJanuary 6, 2020 | 4:30pm -
Knives Out for the Knives Out Sequel: Even More Knives OutBy Maria ShermanJanuary 6, 2020 | 4:00pm -
Chet Hanks Reemerges at Golden Globes With Confounding New AccentBy Joan SummersJanuary 6, 2020 | 3:26pm -
Harvey Weinstein's Trial Finally BeginsBy Julianne Escobedo ShepherdJanuary 6, 2020 | 3:00pm -
Julián Castro Endorses Himself As Vice PresidentBy Esther WangJanuary 6, 2020 | 2:44pm -
Rachel Bilson and Bill Hader, Who Seem to Be Dating, Made it (Red Carpet) OfficialBy Maria ShermanJanuary 6, 2020 | 2:25pm -
Here Are All Your 2020 Golden Globe WinnersBy Jezebel StaffJanuary 6, 2020 | 4:08am -
Michelle Williams Advocates for Abortion Access in Golden Globes Acceptance SpeechBy Joan SummersJanuary 6, 2020 | 3:40am -
Here's Your Shiny and Golden (Globes) Open Thread!By Megan ReynoldsJanuary 6, 2020 | 1:12am -
All the Fancy-Ass Fashion On the 77th Golden Globes Red CarpetBy Julianne Escobedo ShepherdJanuary 5, 2020 | 11:13pm -
Accused Rapist Harvey Weinstein Thinks He's Going to Make a ComebackBy Rebecca FishbeinJanuary 5, 2020 | 10:45pm -
Please Caption This Photo of Fleabag Meeting Logan Roy & Don DraperBy Rebecca FishbeinJanuary 5, 2020 | 9:45pm -
Elizabeth Warren Says What We're All ThinkingBy Rebecca FishbeinJanuary 5, 2020 | 8:05pm -
Adele and Harry Styles Went to the BeachBy Rebecca FishbeinJanuary 5, 2020 | 6:45pm -
Saturday Night Social: At Last, Someone Is Standing Up for White MenBy Rebecca FishbeinJanuary 4, 2020 | 10:00pm -
Republicans Want Don Jr. to Run for President, for Some Terrible ReasonBy Rebecca FishbeinJanuary 4, 2020 | 9:00pm -
Meat Loaf, No!By Rebecca FishbeinJanuary 4, 2020 | 8:00pm -
Vanessa Hudgens Says Her Nudes Leak Was 'Really Fucked Up,' Which Is CorrectBy Rebecca FishbeinJanuary 4, 2020 | 6:15pm -
President Trump Is Kicking Off the New Year With a Big Ol' Troop SurgeBy Ashley ReeseJanuary 3, 2020 | 11:30pm -
The Time You Tried to Reinvent Yourself Over the New YearBy Maria ShermanJanuary 3, 2020 | 11:00pm - Justin Bieber's 'Yummy' Is Delicious Ty Dolla $ign WorshipBy Maria ShermanJanuary 3, 2020 | 10:30pm