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- Jennifer Lopez Pissed About This Truly Hideous Magazine CoverBy Anna BreslawJanuary 18, 2013 | 2:00pm
- Your Toughest Questions Answered: Who's the Cutest Baby Animal?By Laura BeckJanuary 18, 2013 | 4:30am
- Betty White Turned 91 Today, Let's Celebrate the Nonagenarian by Talking About Her Rad LifeBy Laura BeckJanuary 18, 2013 | 3:45am
- These $50 Tights Will Make It Look Like Glittery Wax Is Melting From Your CrotchBy Laura BeckJanuary 18, 2013 | 3:00am
- It's Kinda Like Seeing a Painting in a Museum: Find Out What Gay Men Think About VaginasBy Laura BeckJanuary 18, 2013 | 2:15am
- Comment of the Day: Uteruses Might Not Shut It Down, But They Won't Back Down, EitherBy Laura BeckJanuary 18, 2013 | 1:30am
- Tiger Woods Re-Proposes to Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren with $200 Million Prenup Because OH, SURE, WHY NOTBy Lindy WestJanuary 18, 2013 | 1:00am
- Three-Legged Dog Is Criminal Mastermind, Robs Local Pet Store of Valuable Snausage SupplyBy Laura BeckJanuary 18, 2013 | 12:45am
- Putting Someone Else's Poop in Your Body Could Literally Save Your LifeBy Katie HalperJanuary 18, 2013 | 12:30am
- Veronica Mars Would Have Cracked This Te'o Mystery Eons AgoBy Dodai StewartJanuary 18, 2013 | 12:15am
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- The Brontësaurus Sisters: When Literary Greats Meet Terrible PunsBy Laura BeckJanuary 17, 2013 | 9:00pm
- Fucking With Your Head: 10 Things You Might Not Know About Your Brain and SexBy Liz LangleyJanuary 17, 2013 | 8:40pm
- No Matter How or Why Sandy Hook Happened, Obama's Gun Control Package Is a MustBy Laura BeckJanuary 17, 2013 | 8:20pm
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- Did the 'Porn Star' Teacher Deserve to Be Fired?By Katie J.M. BakerJanuary 17, 2013 | 7:30pm
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- If You Like Dogs and You Like Socks, You Will Love Dogs Who Like SocksBy Laura BeckJanuary 17, 2013 | 3:15am
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- Comment of the Day: Storm the CervixBy Laura BeckJanuary 17, 2013 | 1:30am
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- I Can't Stop Looking at These South Korean Women Who've Had Plastic SurgeryBy Dodai StewartJanuary 16, 2013 | 11:00pm
- Ask Amy Poehler: 'How Do I Start Taking Positivity More Seriously Than Negativity?'By Madeleine DaviesJanuary 16, 2013 | 10:40pm
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- Happy Hump Day!By Dodai StewartJanuary 16, 2013 | 9:40pm
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- Jennifer Lawrence Smothers Jason Sudeikis with False Praise in This Week's SNL PromosBy Madeleine DaviesJanuary 16, 2013 | 8:00pm
- This Week in Tabloids: Here's a Picture of Taylor Swift's Breast Implant ScarBy Dodai StewartJanuary 16, 2013 | 7:30pm
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- Awesome Indian Men Don Skirts to Protest Rape CultureBy Laura BeckJanuary 16, 2013 | 4:00am
- Vermont's State Bird Might as Well Be a Cat Because Those Muhfuckers Are Crazy About CatsBy Madeleine DaviesJanuary 16, 2013 | 3:15am
- Your Evening Sob: Sandy Hook Children's Choir Sings ‘Somewhere Over the Rainbow’By Laura BeckJanuary 16, 2013 | 2:15am
- Comment of the Day: Yeezy's Magic SpermBy Laura BeckJanuary 16, 2013 | 1:30am
- Drop Everything Right Now: Nicki Minaj's Wig Man Has Quit Over 'Creative Differences'By Lindy WestJanuary 16, 2013 | 1:00am
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