- FDA Recommends Ladies Cut Sleeping Pill Dosage in Half Because—ZZZzzzzBy Madeleine DaviesJanuary 11, 2013 | 3:50pm
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- Go Behind the Scenes of Awkward Black Girl and Be Sad You Don't Hang Out with Issa Rae Every DayBy Laura BeckJanuary 11, 2013 | 4:30am
- Lead Story From 1941 Woman Magazine: 'Women Talk Too Much' :/By Laura BeckJanuary 11, 2013 | 3:45am
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- Comment of the Day: Auto-tuning The Hunger Games CastingBy Laura BeckJanuary 11, 2013 | 1:30am
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- Three Weeks With Lindsay Lohan or, Why LiLo's a Delusional Asshole Who'll Never Legitimately Work AgainBy Tracie Egan MorrisseyJanuary 10, 2013 | 11:45pm
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- Pap Tests, While Horribly Uncomfortable, May Soon Be Able to Detect Up to 3 Types of CancerBy Madeleine DaviesJanuary 10, 2013 | 8:50pm
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- Celebs Dress to Burn Retinas at the People's Choice AwardsBy Madeleine DaviesJanuary 10, 2013 | 7:40pm
- Seven Minutes in Heaven With Tina FeyBy Laura BeckJanuary 10, 2013 | 5:55pm
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- The Nation's First 'Tomboy' Clothing Store Comes to San FranciscoBy Laura BeckJanuary 10, 2013 | 4:10pm
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- Whatever Breed of Animal This Is, It's Really, Really Fucking CuteBy Laura BeckJanuary 10, 2013 | 4:30am
- Man Uses Facebook to Lure 13-Year-Old Into Rape, Gets 14 Days Jail Time (Weekends Only)By Laura BeckJanuary 10, 2013 | 4:00am
- Teen Pleads Guilty To Burning Down Church Because of the 'Race, Color and Ethnicity of Its Congregation'By Laura BeckJanuary 10, 2013 | 3:15am
- Let Utkarsh Ambudkar Rap His Way Into Your HeartBy Laura BeckJanuary 10, 2013 | 2:15am
- Comment of the Day: Of Penises and LengthBy Laura BeckJanuary 10, 2013 | 1:30am
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- Amy Poehler and Tina Fey Graciously Invent a Drinking Game to Get You Smashed During the Golden GlobesBy Madeleine DaviesJanuary 10, 2013 | 12:25am
- Depressed? Try Drinking Less Soda and More Coffee (Or, You Know, Medicine!)By Lindy WestJanuary 10, 2013 | 12:10am
- What Are Your Guesses for This Year's Oscar Nominations?By Madeleine DaviesJanuary 9, 2013 | 11:50pm
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- Monopoly Is Retiring One of Its Beloved Game Pieces Forever and It Better Not Be Fucking ShoeBy Lindy WestJanuary 9, 2013 | 9:30pm
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- Indexing Your Sex Life: Why and How We Keep Fuck ListsBy Hugo SchwyzerJanuary 9, 2013 | 6:35pm
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- Local Boy Scout Council Says Fuck It, Lets Gay Teen Become an Eagle Scout Even Though It's Against Official Policy [UPDATED]By Madeleine DaviesJanuary 9, 2013 | 4:10pm
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- Prankster Hacker Uses Crafty Cat to Really Mess with the PoliceBy Laura BeckJanuary 9, 2013 | 4:30am
- Oprah to Quiz Lance Armstrong About His Roid Rage on Cable TVBy Laura BeckJanuary 9, 2013 | 3:45am
- New App Teaches Guys How to Propose to Their GirlfriendsBy Laura BeckJanuary 9, 2013 | 3:15am
- 90-Year-Old Man Gets Divorced From His (Second) 15-Year-Old BrideBy Laura BeckJanuary 9, 2013 | 2:30am
- Comment of the Day: An Ode to ModestyBy Laura BeckJanuary 9, 2013 | 1:30am
- Katharine McPhee Doesn't Need Some Stupid Stinky Baby-Thing Wasting Her Me-TimeBy Lindy WestJanuary 9, 2013 | 1:00am
- Lovable Wino Hoda Kotb Is Off the Sauce for One Whole MonthBy Madeleine DaviesJanuary 9, 2013 | 12:30am
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- Correctional Officer Claims Supervisor Said Her Standard-Issue Uniform Was 'Enticing Inmates'By Laura BeckJanuary 8, 2013 | 4:50pm
- Let's Talk About Why Al Roker Shit His Pants at the White HouseBy Laura BeckJanuary 8, 2013 | 4:30pm
- Gabby Giffords 'Celebrates' the Two Year Anniversary of Her Shooting By Launching a Gun Control PACBy Katie J.M. BakerJanuary 8, 2013 | 4:10pm
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- Taylor Swift and Harry Styles Are Never Ever Getting—Oh, Fuck ItBy Anna BreslawJanuary 8, 2013 | 2:00pm
- The Best Kid Alive Donates His Allowance to Kitten Rescue Every YearBy Laura BeckJanuary 8, 2013 | 4:45am
- Designing the First Lady's Inaugural Gown is a Bit of a Fashion Industry CurseBy Laura BeckJanuary 8, 2013 | 4:00am
- Ladies Be Acting: 4 Out of 5 Nominees for BAFTA's Rising Star Award Are WomenBy Laura BeckJanuary 8, 2013 | 3:30am
- You Can Rent LiLo's Jankity Beverly Hills Home For $10,450/Month (This Piece of Shit Doesn't Even Have an Infinity Pool)By Laura BeckJanuary 8, 2013 | 3:00am
- Alabama Rep. Introduces Bill to Stop the State From Teaching That 'Homosexuality Is an Unacceptable, Criminal Lifestyle'By Laura BeckJanuary 8, 2013 | 2:15am